I Missed My Car Crash

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Last night I was on the news

September 24, 2009. Yes, last night I lived through the cringe of seeing myself splayed against T.V. lights, the camera recording in wide angle, my body language a mass of conflicted signals as I reacted to the news that my Toyota Camry had been totaled by a medical van carrying a precious cargo of ten senior citizens, caught strapped into their wheelchairs inside the upside down transport, yesterday morning. Luckily, none of the elderly patients had been seriously injured though all of them were rushed to the hospital. Equally fortunate, no pedestrians had been affected and, blessing of blessings, neither had the infants, toddlers and preschoolers who attend the Montessori School in the church which was the site of the crash . I was at home, on the computer, when the mini-cataclysm occurred.

The weirdest thing was how my husband and I learned that our car had been involved in an accident. We were walking up and down the street in the early evening looking for our car until we spied the TV production truck and practically stepped into the scene of an interview with a neighbor of mine whose bumper got bent by the impact. When the news crew found out we were the owners of the demolished Camry, they asked if they could interview us, too. We shyly agreed. I told the reporter that we work from home and hadn't stepped out all day. I explained that it was shocking enough not to find our car where we had left it, but then to find out that it had been towed, all bashed in, was out of body. The news reporter asked if we wanted to see the footage of our vehicle and taped us viewing the images of the wreckage. Naturally, they selected the worst camera angles of me incredulously whining, "We couldn't find our car."

And yet, I know we were touched by an angel. A doctor's appointment I had yesterday morning got rescheduled. I would most likely have been turning on the ignition right around the time the accident occurred. I feel the presence of divinity.

Strangely, just the day before, a dear, dear friend of ours was hit by a distracted (text messaging) driver and we've been very concerned about her.

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There's a killer on the road

We are constantly risking our lives whenever we cross the street. I think that the signs clearly point to some advocacy that needs to take place. I'm gearing up to go fight City Hall to get the speed limit lowered. It's a mere 30 mph now, but the drivers barreling down seem to think it's the on ramp to I-95. I once had to literally push a lady into the meridian when a speeding driver nearly mowed us over. Is this message as basic as look both ways before you cross the street? Talk about an automotive safety wake-up call!

This was not the first crash of mine I've missed

Actually, thank G-d, the only car crash of mine where I've been present was my first. A New York transplant to Miami, I only learned to drive at the age of 40. My first car accident ever ocurred my first week of driving on my own. I was going to work in Coral Gables, operating under the misconception that at a stop sign, you count to three and go. One, two, three, "Oh s---, there's a car coming straight at me... why the h--- isn't she stopping? Stop you b----!" Although she rammed into my driver side door, nobody got hurt and fortunately, I was insured through Avis (yes, my first car was a rented Chevy Cavalier). They took care of everything and gave me a new car to play with. Everybody at work laughed at me - hard - and vowed never to drive in front, behind, or anywhere near me.

I went straight from that learning experience to becoming a full-fledged, old lady driver, hunched up at the steering wheel, refusing to talk, let alone text people. I keep both hands on the streering wheel at all times. I actually signal whenever I'm going to turn or change lanes. I am a driving nerd.

Fortunately, all my other crashes, save one little bump from behind, have been via remote. My Volvo once got bashed on the left rear end by an out of control police car skidding one misty early morning. I wasn't exactly going to play hardball with the police department, so getting them to acknowledge fault and pay all the attendant costs such as towing, repair and car rental took time - weeks, actually. Finishing the body work took a month and a half or so. No less than a week later, an uninsured driver concaved my boxy but good Swedish auto in almost the same spot - let's not talk about why it was parked there. Repeat after me: "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!" Are we done? No, one more little bumper bender when my husband, alone in the car, was rearended by an uninsured motorist (aka deadbeat driver) who told a heart-wrenching sob story and drove on.

And there was the crash, more than ten years before, in which I had lent a house guest my Saturn to go to a production meeting. I received a mid-morning phone call, "Hi, it's me, I'm in the emergency room of the Miami Heart Institute. I'm ok, but I had an accident. I was turning a curve and the car spun out of control and flipped over twice. Um, it looks pretty bad. I wasn't even speeding." With my heart beating outside my chest, I reassured him it was all right, thank goodness he was o.k., that maybe he had prevented me from having an accident... His fiance flew into town to take him home, wrote me a check and they on their way.

Which brings me to the moral of the story: Insure, Insure, Insure!

Comments 16 comments

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somelikeitscott 7 years ago from Las Vegas

Oh my dear, what a nightmare (yes, I'm talking about the unflattering footage)! Just kidding. So glad to hear you and yours are safe and sound. Did they tell you how or why the accident happened?


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KCC Big Country 7 years ago from Central Texas

What a freaky thing to have happen to you! Glad everyone is ok.


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Guru-C 7 years ago Author

Oh my dear Scott, I knew you, if anyone, would understand! Bless you!!! Still waiting for the police report to find out the particulars. Happy Holidays, my friend.

Thank you KCC Big Country. Thank you very much.


Eve 6 years ago

i'm glad my mother is fine and dandy.. and too bad about your car... when are you coming to NY?


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Guru-C 6 years ago Author

Mi Vida!!!!!!! Thank you for asking! Hope to see you before long. I miss you!!!!


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Peggy W 6 years ago from Houston, Texas

Thank heavens it was just your car and not you or others in it!


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Guru-C 6 years ago Author

Thank you so much, Peggy W!!!


Iðunn 6 years ago

Happy New Year, C~


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Guru-C 6 years ago Author

Oh, Iðunn, so happy to see you! Happy New Year to you! xoxo


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adite 6 years ago from New Delhi, India

Hey Guru-C. Now that's one strange car crash story. Glad to know that no one was hurt and all's well that ends well. Hope you have a great 2010. :)


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Guru-C 6 years ago Author

Thank you so much, Adite. Happy 2010 to you as well!


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Sally's Trove 6 years ago from Southeastern Pennsylvania

Once I figured out the sequence of the main event (the Camry's demise), I laughed like crazy at your telling of the other car stories.

I have to admit, of all the cars I've owned, none of them has been hammered without my being present and accounted for. I agree: there's an angel hovering over you.

What a delightful read.


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Guru-C 6 years ago Author

Thank you so much, Sally. I feel very lucky to be alive!


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De Greek 6 years ago from UK

" wrote me a check and " ... Good to hear that at least you got the chck :-)


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Guru-C 6 years ago Author

Thanks De Greek! Yes, they paid off the Camry. Thanks for visiting and commenting


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oscillationatend 6 years ago from a recovering narcissist.

Wow, glad no one was gravely injured in that debacle. It is amazing the risks we take while on the road.

I remember hitting a parked car when I was young and riding a bicycle, because I was looking the other way. Happened so fast though, didn't feel it.

Just kidding.

Okay, no I'm not.

I have no shame. ;)

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