I will not be able to visit on HP's anymore.
I almost missed this incredible email that somehow slipped into my "spam" folder.
Now that I am a multi-millionaire, I will not have the time to post as I will be completing and publishing my first book. It was lovely meeting all you lovely ppl.
Can you believe I almost missed this?!
We have concluded to effect your payment of $2.8Million, through western union, but the maximum amount you will be receiving each day starting from tomorrow is $5,000.00 daily.until the funds is completely transferred. Kindly Contact Western union Agent:
Mr. Anthony Ogene
Tel: +229 68867212
tell him to give you the MTCN, sender name and question/answer to pick the $5,000.00 Pls let me know as soon as you received all your funds,$2.8Million,
You're not going to believe it, but it happened again. Apparently my spam folder is a treasure trove of wealth beyond my imagination! How had I missed this for so long? Maybe you should all check your spam folders too!
"I am Mrs Betty Rawlings; A United States Citizen, 58 years old. I reside here in Perth Amboy NJ, My residential address is as follows 482 SAYRE AVE NO,2 PERTH AMBOY 08861 Apt 305, New Jersey, United States. I am thinking of relocating since I am now wealthy.
Well I will have to let the cat out of the bag and let this great news known to you, I am one of those that took part in the Compensation in awards in Nigeria many years ago and they refused to pay me, I had spent over $80,000.00 of my life savings while in the USA trying to get my payment but all to no avail.
After all this series of criminal acts that happened to me, I decided to travel down to Nigeria with all my compensation documents as I was directed to meet with one Barrister Larry Gold who happens to be a member of the Compensation Award Committee in Nigeria. I contacted him and he explained everything to me in detailed information’s, He said whoever is contacting us through emails, Phone or whichever means are fake.
Barr. Larry Gold took me to the paying bank for the claim of my compensation payment. With great joy in my heart right now I am the happiest woman on planet earth, I received my compensation funds of $15,000,000.00 (Fifteen Million United States Dollars Only).
Moreover, Barr. Larry Gold showed me the full list and information’s of receivers that has been scheduled to receive their payments but are yet to receive it, While going through this list carefully I saw your name, email address and other information’s as one of the beneficiaries, for this reason I have decided to email you to stop dealing with those people, they are not in any way with your funds and won't stop taking money from you, these people are only stealing from you.
Right now I will advise that you contact Barrister Larry Gold, You can contact him directly on this information below.
COMPENSATION AWARD HOUSE NIGERIA,
NAME: LARRY GOLD
You really have to stop dealing with those people that are contacting you and telling you all sort of lies as your funds is not in anyways with them. They are only taking advantage of you and they will not stop until you have nothing just like they did to me in the past, The only money I paid after I met Barrister Larry Gold is just $200 for the paper works, take note of that.
(NOTE: TELLING YOU TO PAY FOR ANY DELIVERY OR COURIER CHARGE IS ALL NOTHING BUT LIES, I REPEAT THE ONLY MONEY YOU WILL HAVE TO PAY AND WHICH I ALSO PAID IS $200 FOR THE ADMINISTRATIVE/ ENDORSEMENT CHARGE AS IMPOSED BY THE GOVERNMENT AND YOUR PACKAGE CONTAINING YOUR CERTIFIED BANK DRAFT CHEQUE WILL BE REACHING YOU THROUGH THE REGULAR MAIL SERVICE.)
Once again I urge you to stop contacting those people for your own good, I will advise you to contact Barr. Larry Gold so that he will help and give you guideline until your funds is delivered to you. Instead of dealing with those people that will be turning you around and asking for different kind of upfront money to complete your transaction, I will advise that you contact only Barr. Larry Gold.
Thank You and Remain Blessed."
Hmmm... apparently there are also some local.. not so nice girls that want to do unmentionable things to/with me. Unlike my great new found wealth, this is more of an oddity.
I don't mind rich, fat women (I imagine you will gorge on croutons now). I don't care if they swing both ways either.
I would like to point out though, that you can double your money by sending it all to me.
When I say double I mean more like double or nothing. Or just nothing.
I had no idea! So if I send all my money to you, it will double?! Could this day get any better?!
edit: croutons = love
On a side note, I was thinking about starting a "billybuc" style thread about you. I think it is time you received the positive feedback you deserve. I know your posts make me happy, surely there are other folks on here dying to share the love. Just say the word.
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