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Finally I found the reason for the traffic drop

  1. Mark Ewbie profile image82
    Mark Ewbieposted 5 years ago

    I know we have all suffered over the last few months.  The pointless moaning, bickering and playground insults have been tedious... and I can only apologise for posting so many of them.

    Anyway, I have found the cause.  A writer who I shall not name - but they will know who they are - wrote a two thousand word quality hub with pictures, video and a quiz.  At first glance this looks brilliant.  But look a little closer and what did I find?

    They had used an incorrect conjugation of a verb!!!!

    I have privately messaged them a death threat.

    1. MelissaBarrett profile image62
      MelissaBarrettposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      OMG LMAO.

      Get the lynch mob ready. The rest of us will meet you on main street with the pitchforks.

      1. Mark Ewbie profile image82
        Mark Ewbieposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        lol - pitchforks.  What a great cartoon - the villagers, the pitchforks, the fires and the caption "Here lives the man who incorrectly conjugated a verb".

    2. Haunty profile image84
      Hauntyposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      People are incredible! Everyone knows you have killed for much less before.

      1. Mark Ewbie profile image82
        Mark Ewbieposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        Lol - love it Haunty.

        1. Haunty profile image84
          Hauntyposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          lol I know you do, Mark. I had a friend who also loved killing. But then he met his wife and quit doing it to make her happy.

          1. Hunbbel Meer profile image90
            Hunbbel Meerposted 5 years ago in reply to this

            Hahaha. Its funny!!! big_smile

  2. MelissaBarrett profile image62
    MelissaBarrettposted 5 years ago

    The worst is what we are going to do to the poor guy with the dangling participle.

    1. Mark Ewbie profile image82
      Mark Ewbieposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Excellent! The only thing is I don't know anything about good grammar.  I had to look up conjugating verbs to see how to make a comment using it.

      You proper writers better take over now.  I'm off to try and draw a pitchfork.

      1. CASE1WORKER profile image84
        CASE1WORKERposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        Using such words as conjugating verbs may trigger the forum police, surely it has sexual innuendo and as such is banned?

        1. paradigmsearch profile image88
          paradigmsearchposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          I have been caught with my participle dangling many a time.

  3. Wesman Todd Shaw profile image93
    Wesman Todd Shawposted 5 years ago

    Yes, we must purge this site of the sin of word witch craft.  I suggest the Iron Virgin - nobody does her twice.

  4. Mark Ewbie profile image82
    Mark Ewbieposted 5 years ago

    http://s2.hubimg.com/u/5430361_f248.jpg

    1. paradigmsearch profile image88
      paradigmsearchposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Ya know... You should find out who Gary Larsons's manager is/was and send him some of your work. smile

      1. Mark Ewbie profile image82
        Mark Ewbieposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        Thanks very much.  It's slowly coming together - shoddy cartoon, snappy punchline - plus the nerve to do it.  I have a lot to be grateful to HP for, and HPers of course.

        1. 2uesday profile image88
          2uesdayposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          I like the idea of being considered a Hper rather than a Hubber as it sounds more dynamic.

          1. EmpressFelicity profile image84
            EmpressFelicityposted 5 years ago in reply to this

            How about a HarPie?

            It's more or less how I look anyway, at least before I've had my first cup of coffee in the mornings lol

            http://www.awn.com/files/imagepicker/1/wolff07_VanHelsing-harpie.jpg

  5. starme77 profile image85
    starme77posted 5 years ago

    hahahaha smile smile lmao

  6. psycheskinner profile image81
    psycheskinnerposted 5 years ago

    I don;t have a flaming torch, but I do have a pitchfork.  Will that do?

    1. Mark Ewbie profile image82
      Mark Ewbieposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      I reckon.  It's been a while since I attended one of these things.  You can have either, or both I reckon.  The more modern ones are baseball bats and CS gas but it doesn't have that same kind of traditional feel to it.

  7. Hunbbel Meer profile image90
    Hunbbel Meerposted 5 years ago

    Ride with me ... To death and glory! tongue

  8. MelissaBarrett profile image62
    MelissaBarrettposted 5 years ago

    LMAO,

    I read that as ride me to death and glory.

    Then I read it again.  It made more sense the second time, but it was much more interesting the first.

 
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