I know we have all suffered over the last few months. The pointless moaning, bickering and playground insults have been tedious... and I can only apologise for posting so many of them.
Anyway, I have found the cause. A writer who I shall not name - but they will know who they are - wrote a two thousand word quality hub with pictures, video and a quiz. At first glance this looks brilliant. But look a little closer and what did I find?
They had used an incorrect conjugation of a verb!!!!
I reckon. It's been a while since I attended one of these things. You can have either, or both I reckon. The more modern ones are baseball bats and CS gas but it doesn't have that same kind of traditional feel to it.