Your "Weak" In Review

What a difference a week makes! But not really. The weak minded Lame Stream Media did its usual yawn of a job covering nothing of any particular importance so I had to look elsewhere for the details for “the rest of the story…” I found some nuggets along the way.

Weinergate was finally over. Whiny Weiner finally came out of his hiding place to announce, not humbly this time, that he was resigning his seat and hanging his wiener up, as it had been on public view long enough. Interesting that a public official who disgraced himself, his family and constituents and the US House of Representatives by blatantly lying to all of them will garner about a million dollars in retirement benefits in the future. Isn’t our political system marvelous? Good riddance Whiny and take take your wiener with you. It got tiresome hearing about the narcissist’s schlong.

Debbie (Wasserman Schultz) Downer got put on the spot and I’m hearing that Obama isn’t too pleased with her admitting that the “Do Nothing” Party owns the present economy. Well DUH Debbie! She wants us to all be in awe of the “recovery” that Obama has engineered. If there has been any recovery it has been so weak that very few people not living in Debbie’s “World of Ivory Towers” can see it. With unemployment up, commodities prices up, gas prices making the average American skittish, manufacturing numbers down and food prices going through the roof I reckon "recovery" is taking on a new meaning. Can't someone gag this woman? No forget that! She's the best secret weapon we conservative types have.

Pelosi saw the recovery the rest us are pining for though. You haven’t heard about that? Seems that San Fran Nan’s personal wealth increased by a whooping 62% in the year 2010. But all those poor people she is so worried about grew poorer. There is justice in the nation, huh Nancy? When I read that I grabbed my Merriam-Webster and looked up the word hypocrite. Her picture was right there. Jeez, I wonder when the mice out that way ate last? You can catch up on that tidbit at the link below.

As I patrolled the news, I found a nugget about “why” the people in her district keep returning her to do more damage. This is in the “Did Ya Know?” category. Did you know that the great city of San Francisco has an Animal Control and Welfare Commission? Not an animal shelter but an actual commission. The mice must find comfort in that. But not the goldfish! “What you talkin’ about FP?” flashed through your mind I’m sure. They are proposing to ban the sale of goldfish out there in ultra-liberalville. The rationale here is that they are seeking to put the “impulse buying” of animals in the time out corner. Goldfish seem to be their top priority target and what is really nuts is that they reached that conclusion after conducting a study that lasted a year. If you live in San Fran you better stock up on breeding stock goldfish while you can. Duck and cover time Mr. and Mrs. Goldfish!

Then Obama himself made the news. He loves the limelight you see. He created the ATM Boogie Man to try to rationalize continuing unemployment. He also added the Kiosk Boogie Man as ATM’s faithful sidekick. This was another immediate clue that Obama couldn’t run a lemonade stand much less our nation and its complex economy. His teleprompter must have been having brain cramps that day. Or else he was speaking unscripted which I find to be more than likely to be the case. So according to Obama the development of efficiencies in the market place accounts for his spending about a trillion dollars of our tax dollars on “shovel ready” projects that produced no jobs because there isn’t really such a thing. Obama seems quite adept at creating SCAPEGOATS. He has a corner on the market at this time, but what about JOBS Obama? I’ll leave that right there so you can think about it.

Then low and behold up Obama pops again on the serious subject of job creation at a meeting of the great "Jobs Creation Commission" he had the wisdom of creating. He was even smart enough to appoint Jeffery Immelt, the CEO of General Electric to chair that body. GE has caused more jobs to “off shore” than Carter has little liver pills so… But he and Jeffie yucked it up together when asked a serious question. You can see it here in the video. I didn’t find his response the least bit amusing..

The real yawner this week was the Republican Presidential Debate in New Hampshire. Why in the world they would agree to let CNN moderate this event is lost on me. Wasn’t the Cartoon Channel available? Remember the “boxers or briefs” with Bill Clinton? This thing made that look like child’s play. John King, the CNN moderator, was as focused as Obi Wan Kenobi with a laser weapon folks. He zeroed right in on the important issues, little things like Coke or Pepsi, whether the Ipod or Blackberry was the communicator of choice or what about choosing between American Idol or Dancing With The Stars. Issues of substance you understand.

Next debate why don’t we allow the National Enquirer to moderate? Now really Lame Stream Media, if we wanted top see another dog and pony show, we could go to see the Barnum and Bailey circus. That would have been much more entertaining. But debates aren’t supposed to be about entertainment but candidates and the issues facing this nation - serious issues.

Then the arrogance of Obama was put on display again Friday when he basically told Congress to shove a stick in its eye concerning his non-compliance with the War Powers Act. He knows best. He knows the US Constitution because he was a part time teacher of constitutional law at the University of Chicago. A lawsuit has been filed by a bi-partisan group of 10 Congressional wizards against Obama. A law suit? Impeachment proceedings should be immediately commenced against the I’ll Ignore The Law-in-Chief. I wrote an article about his Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD) this past week. Check it out if you haven’t had the opportunity. He’s text book material and this further confirms that.

I could go on but this is Father’s Day and we Dads in life need a rest. I’m beginning to long for the days past when George W. Bush was President. His administration was rather boring compared to the clowns Obama has imported to run the show.

HAPPY FATHERS DAY to the Fathers of the nation. To you too Founding Fathers. I know you're rolling over in your graves, but take a break today.