Funny Pun about Stanley the Snail

Stanley the Snail

There once was a snail

His name was Stanley.

He was young and daring

So virile, so manly.

He was also womanly

I kid you not, my dear.

Snails are hermaphrodites

You read that here.

Have you ever wondered

Where are the eyes on a snail?

They are not on its head.

They are not on its tail.

Snails have four tentacles

On its head they are found.

The longer two each have an eye

So the snail can see the ground.

Stanley lived a pleasant life

No worries, no kids, no wife.

He didn’t work,

He didn’t toil,

He lived on a trust

From his uncle who struck oil.

I mentioned he was daring

He would bungee jump

Without a quiver.

But one day

The knot came loose

And he fell into the river.

It took a month or more

For Stan to reach the shore.

Since it took him forever

To travel very far.

What Stanley wanted

Was a very fast sports car.

Stanley was a bit

Of a dreamer.

He would have liked

A Stanley Steamer.

He searched on Craigslist

To no avail.

Those cars were antiques,

None were on sale.

He looked at an Audi,

It was too gaudy.

He test drove a Ferarri,

It was really a honey.

But the cost was obscene,

Far too much money.

Then he found

A sharp Mazda Miata

Close to the ground.

With options? A lotta.

A snail only has one foot

Which looks

Like a flat belly.

Changes were made to the car

To eliminate

Stan’s slimy jelly.

He ordered the car

It would be his ride,

And told the salesman

I want a large S on each side.

No problem said the dealer

Though that’s not the norm.

You will have to fill out

A special order form.

So Stanley ordered

And paid for the car

With a large S on each side

That you could read from afar.

Stanley the Snail
Stanley the Snail

The dealer asked,

“I would like to know.

Why do you want the S?

So large it will show?”

Said Stan, the man,

With his face all aglow,

“I want people to say,

‘Look at that S-car go!’”

I have always believed that a pun is the lowest form of humor . . . unless you think of it yourself!

© Copyright BJ Rakow, Ph.D. 2011, 2014. All rights reserved. Author, "Much of What You Know about Job Search Just Ain't So"

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nemanjaboskov 5 years ago from Serbia

A great pun, my friend!

You have a unique sense of humor and, I am sure, a fantastic muse :)

Great work!

Nemanja


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makusr 5 years ago from India

drbj,

Greetings from MAKUSR. This Stanley saga is quite interesting and shows the flow of imagination. Good one!

Lots of Love,

MAKUSR


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anndavis25 5 years ago from Clearwater, Fl.

What humor. On some of those lines, you described me, except the part about the trust from a rich uncle. I'm driving a 20 year old car you can see from afar, because there's a big dent on the side. Clever writing.


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TheHoleStory 5 years ago from Parsons, West Virginia

I like the crayon pattern that you are using in this hub. Maybe you can make a hub showing all of us how this is done, so that we can do the same on our hubs. Oh yeah, Mystery beer question #17 awaits your answer drbj :)


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WillStarr 5 years ago from Phoenix, Arizona

(groan!

Up and funny!


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Just Ask Susan 5 years ago from Ontario, Canada

LOL ... Excellent!


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Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States

Yep, Dr.BJ, your humor never ceases to amaze me. I loved it! Voted up, up and away!


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christopheranton 5 years ago from Gillingham Kent. United Kingdom

Now that was really funny. Thanks for, so often brightening up my life, with your clever and witty hubs.

You should be nominated as a UNESCO site.


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christopheranton 5 years ago from Gillingham Kent. United Kingdom

Now that was really funny. Thanks for, so often brightening up my life, with your clever and witty hubs.

You should be nominated as a UNESCO site.


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christopheranton 5 years ago from Gillingham Kent. United Kingdom

HubPages software is having a serious nervous breakdown. It posted that comment three times. I'm becoming like the fabled London Bus. You wait ages for one, and then three come along at the same time.


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Pamela99 5 years ago from United States

Only you could come up with such a funny hub topic and make it funny. I have never given a thought to snails before. Thanks so much for the laugh.


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drbj 5 years ago from south Florida Author

Now you are number one, Nemanja, the first visitor to Stanley the Snail. Thanks for appreciating my 'unique' sense of humor. My muse thanks you, too.

BTW, forgive me for shortening your name to Neman in past comments. Who knew?


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drbj 5 years ago from south Florida Author

What a lovely comment, MAKUSR ... 'shows the flow of imagination.' Now why didn't I think of that? Lotsa love backatcha, too.


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drbj 5 years ago from south Florida Author

So you identify with some of those lines, Ann? Except for the rich uncle's trust, that is. You are driving a 20-year old car? May I ask how many miles? Either you are taking extraordinary care of it or you coast down hills in neutral a lot.

Thanks for the 'clever writing ... what humor' comments. Now you have made my day.


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drbj 5 years ago from south Florida Author

Hi, THS. Glad you like the crayon dividers. I'll put that on my list for a future hub describing the process. It's very simple.

I answered your Mystery Beer question #17. It's correct. Trust me.


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Rosemay50 5 years ago from Hawkes Bay - NewZealand

What a mind you must have to come up with a poem about a snail, you are amazing.

'S-car go!’ I love it. (the pun that is)


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habee 5 years ago from Georgia

Too cute! You didn't eat Stanley with garlic butter, did you??


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CMHypno 5 years ago from Other Side of the Sun

I love Stanley drbj - he is so cute! I hope that we can look forward to lots more puns to come - you are very clever!


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sweethearts2 5 years ago from Northwest Indiana

Love the pun, very punny. Will continue to look your way for more chuckles.


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breakfastpop 5 years ago

Bravo! Il loved this"punpoem"! I see it as a book. Up funny and awesome.


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Thamisgith 5 years ago from Edinburgh, Scotland

I wondered where it was going, and then you pulled it all together right at the end! Wonderful stuff.


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

Drbj - following you - I really learn something new e ery time:). I had no idea snails were hermaphrodites! I never thought about it - and too funny "look at that s-car go" LOL


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Austinstar 5 years ago from Somewhere in the universe

Snakes and snails and puppy dog tails. Drbj is all of these and more.


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Twilight Lawns 5 years ago from Norbury-sur-Mer, Surrey, England. U.K.

I agree with Will... GROAN!!!

Go Stanley.


Derdriu 5 years ago

drbj: Thank you for the amusing words, endearing artwork, ironic philosophy and light-hearted meter! This is a very charming, punning poem which warms the French parts of my heart.

Voted up, etc.,

Derdriu


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always exploring 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

Stanley is my kind of Guy

He knows what he wants and he 'ain't shy

He got his car with the letter 'S'

In my book, he's simply the best

Cute as a button. Loved it drbj


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Paradise7 5 years ago from Upstate New York

Very cute!


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Alastar Packer 5 years ago from North Carolina

I LIKE STANLY! and you too drbj. Fuuuny Hoooney!


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anglnwu 5 years ago

Haha--this is too cute for words. Stanley is so personable and endearing. Rated up.


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Becky Katz 5 years ago from Hereford, AZ

Very punny, bet you hear that one a lot. Enjoyed your poem, even learned something.


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prasetio30 5 years ago from malang-indonesia

Beautiful, great and excellent. Well done, my friend. I give my vote to you. Cheers..... ~prasetio


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Feline Prophet 5 years ago from India

What a smart chap Stanley is! Love this new style, drbj...as much fun as the interviews! :)


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drbj 5 years ago from south Florida Author

Hiya, Will. Thanks for the up and funny. Thanks for the (groan), too. That tells me you actually read this. :)


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drbj 5 years ago from south Florida Author

Thank you, Susan, for the excellent. Stanley is too overwhelmed to comment.


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drbj 5 years ago from south Florida Author

Yo, Dex, may I continue to never cease to amaze you with my humor. Thank you for loving it and the up and away.


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drbj 5 years ago from south Florida Author

It's my pleasure, christopher, to brighten up your life any time, any way, anyhow. Thanks for the clever and witty comment and Wow! 'nominated as a UNESCO site' - hard to top that one, m'dear.


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drbj 5 years ago from south Florida Author

Good to know, christopher, that London buses operate as efficiently as those in the U.S. Yuk, yuk. I did see 3 identical comments so I eliminated one. Two is just right; three too much. Right?


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drbj 5 years ago from south Florida Author

Thank you, Pamela, delighted you enjoyed this funny hub topic. Happy I could remind you of snails - I think. And delighted I could provide you with a laugh. She who laughs ... lasts? Correct?


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drbj 5 years ago from south Florida Author

Thanks for the 'too cute,' Holle. No, I didn't eat Stanley with or without garlic butter. I know escargot is a delicacy but I never learned to enjoy it. The garlic butter, yes. The snails, no.


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drbj 5 years ago from south Florida Author

Hi, Rosemary - yes, I have received comments about my mind but not always as gracious as yours. Just kidding.

Thank you for loving the pun even if snails are not your favorite appetizer. Me, neither.


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drbj 5 years ago from south Florida Author

Hello, CM, m'luv. Stanley loves that you think he is cute. He thinks so, too. Yes, there will be more puns - that is a warning if I ever read one. Thanks for the 'clever.' Hope you feel the same way when the puns conclude.


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drbj 5 years ago from south Florida Author

How nice to meet you, sweethearts2. Loved that you loved the punny pun. More chuckles will be coming your way. Promise. In the meantime tell me what you think of "Old Age Benefits."


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drbj 5 years ago from south Florida Author

Where have you been all my life, thamisgift, with your unique, creative comment. Loved it. Especially the 'wonderful stuff.'


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drbj 5 years ago from south Florida Author

Hi, bp. You see it as a book? Who knows, Perhaps, one day. Thank you for loving it, the bravo, the funny, the awesome and the up. You are my kind of writer, y'know.


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drbj 5 years ago from south Florida Author

What a lovely comment, Kelly. About learning something new every time. Me, too. Yes, snails are somewhat handicapped by their dual sexual orientation. But they do need the assistance of another snail for self-insemination. Sometimes one learns more than one really wants to know. Right? Thanks for loving the 'S-car-go.'


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drbj 5 years ago from south Florida Author

"Snakes and snails and puppy dog tails?" Awwwwww. Lela, that is almost the nicest thing anyone has ever written about me. Almost! Thank you, I think. :)


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drbj 5 years ago from south Florida Author

Another GROAN, Twilight? Now I know I have succeeded. But beware, this is not the groaningest pun ever. That is coming with Number Two. Muhaawaaahaaa!


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drbj 5 years ago from south Florida Author

Welcome, derdriu, mon ami. Warming the French parts of your heart (and all your other parts as well) is one of my favorite pursuits. How I love your accolades of approbation. Ironic and light-hearted? Wow!

Merci, cherie, for the visit and the up.


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drbj 5 years ago from south Florida Author

Ah, Ruby, you have won my heart with your poetic comment. Stanley asked me to ask you:

Would you like to date him, any old time?

Just for you, he will clean up his slime.

Heh, heh.


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drbj 5 years ago from south Florida Author

Thank you, Paradise. Stanley thinks you are very cute, too. But you'll have to take a number. CM and Ruby are already in line.


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drbj 5 years ago from south Florida Author

Thank you, Alastar, for liking Stanley and me. We like you, too. And thanks for the funny.


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drbj 5 years ago from south Florida Author

Hi, anginwu. 'Too cute for words?' - Stanley adores you, too. His dance card is filled for this week. Maybe next?


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drbj 5 years ago from south Florida Author

Thank you, Becky, for the 'very punny.' Now why didn't I think of that? Don't worry, I will! Delighted you learned something. So did I. Isn't research wonderful?


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drbj 5 years ago from south Florida Author

Hi, pras - thank you for the kind comments and your vote. Cheers to you, too. Have a lovely weekend. I think the climate in your homeland is much like mine in Florida so the weather should be pleasant.


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drbj 5 years ago from south Florida Author

Hi, Feline. That Stanley is a whiz - metaphorically speaking, that is. Thanks for loving this new style (funny puns) as much as my supernatural Interviews with dead celebrities and such.

It's always my pleasure to read your gracious comments.


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wavegirl22 5 years ago from New York, NY

Number One of your funny pun can't wait for number 2!!! Loved it!!!


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drbj 5 years ago from south Florida Author

Thank you, Shari, for loving number one. Hope you will feel the same way about, you'll pardon the expression, number two. :)


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Hello, hello, 5 years ago from London, UK

Oh that was hilarious. Thanks for a timely laugh.


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Twilight Lawns 5 years ago from Norbury-sur-Mer, Surrey, England. U.K.

Do you honestly want me to believe that there is a not the groaningest pun ever? Not only Groaninger, but Groaningest? That is so worrying.

Worse than this? Worser? Or even worserest?

Horrors!


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drbj 5 years ago from south Florida Author

Timely laughs are the best kind, Hanna, and the kind I enjoy providing. Thanks for finding this hilarious. Kinda what I hoped for. :)


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drbj 5 years ago from south Florida Author

Yes, Twilight, this pun is the groaningest ... so far, but I promise that those to come may be even more groaningerer. I do aim to please. Heh, heh.


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Twilight Lawns 5 years ago from Norbury-sur-Mer, Surrey, England. U.K.

Actually, drbj, there is a line in a deeply sensitive poem that I wrote that goes: "Snails, those slow hermaphrodites, shag any snail that passes."

I know that you are a person of great finesse, renowned taste and learning (and other obsequious statements) and I thought you might root it out.


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Barbara Turpin 5 years ago from N. California

ADORABLE!! ADORABLE!!!!!


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drbj 5 years ago from south Florida Author

You know I shall root it out, Twilight, especially after all those laudable adjectives of approbation. Just thought of a second line for your sensitive poem, to wit:

... whether they be lads or lasses. Whatcha think?


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drbj 5 years ago from south Florida Author

Since you cited 'Adorable' twice, Barbara, it must be so. Thank you, it is my pleasure to make your acquaintance. Take a look at "Pun - Number Two." What adjectives would you use to describe it?


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MartieCoetser 5 years ago from South Africa

Oh I just love this pun. See it neatly with the rest and cute illustrations in an e-book to give to my grandchildren. 100% Educational value, 100% fun.... To be just honest, I feel like going lyric about this pun-idea of yours, drbj. BTW, I once imprisoned a snail under a glass bowl for longer than a week. No it was a slug (without a shell)... studied it, took pictures, and after 8 days he was still just as alive as the 1st day. How long can they go without water and food?


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drbj 5 years ago from south Florida Author

You just love this pun, Martie, and I just love you. If I can come up with enough quality rhyming puns, I will consider putting them in an e-book. Thanks for echoing my thoughts.

As far as the eating and drinking habits of snails are concerned, I'll have to ask Stanley. He's the expert. I'll get back to you, m'dear. Thanks for making the trip all the way from SA.


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Rochelle Frank 5 years ago from California Gold Country

I am a moderate punster-- My two adult sons out do me. Both of them out-punned me on my hub about using garden gnomes for self-defense.

.. but i will not do escargot-- even in defense of puns.

One of my favorites, outside of the gnome ones, is " A bun is the lowest form of wheat."


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drbj 5 years ago from south Florida Author

Hi, Rochelle, welcome to the Punster's Club. Your two sons are honorary adult members, too. I'm with you on the escargot - even when they are covered in delicious garlic butter. A snail is a snail is a snail, y'know. Thanks for the bun pun - I shall treasure it.


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Minnetonka Twin 5 years ago from Minnesota

That was so cute and fun. I think Stanley the Snail is awesome. I'll be checking out the rest of your pun hubs.


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drbj 5 years ago from south Florida Author

How nice to see you, Twins. Stanley says thank you for the awesome. He seldom hears that adjective describing him. Do check out Pun #2 and #3 is on the way.


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Twilight Lawns 5 years ago from Norbury-sur-Mer, Surrey, England. U.K.

Stanley and I both applaud, but whereas Stanley is an American Snail, and not un Escargot Francaise, as the pretentious little bugger claims to be, he can says "Lads and Lasses" with the shortened "s" in lasses, and of course it would rhyme with

"To catch his mate, the weaver bird does things with twigs and grasses

But cleverly seems not to need to go to weaving classes.

Mandrills and baboons make do with showing off their arses.

And, take my word, the brightest pink each other arse surpasses

Snails, those slow hermaphrodites, shag any snail that passes.

And Chavs all wear designer clothes and big Bulgari glasses." but only on that side of the Pond.

One is British, one should point out.

Ha ha!


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drbj 5 years ago from south Florida Author

You are herewith invited, Twilight Lawns, to grace the comments section of every hub I publish.

What content, what meter, what verse, you cast a spell.

I only wish that I could write only half as well.

Now get busy, you have 131 more hubs to go.


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b. Malin 5 years ago

OMG, DRBJ, that was Priceless, such a Hoot, to boot. You are so Talented a Poet, and I Love being a part of it, to read and Enjoy! Voted UP!


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missolive 5 years ago from Texas

LOL!!! I just love the whole idea of how you end up with a pun! Too funny! I mean ummmm Punny :)


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snakeslane 5 years ago from Canada

Dear drbj only you could make a funny snail poem out of something I used to like to eat until I found out what it was! Bravo! snakeslane


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drbj 5 years ago from south Florida Author

Priceless and a hoot to boot, b. Malin? You are fast becoming my BFF you know. You may be a part of my hubs - any time! Thank you for the visit and the up.


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drbj 5 years ago from south Florida Author

Thank you, missolive for the visit and loving the whole idea of my ending up with a funny pun. Delighted you enjoyed this punny effort. That's punny with two 'n's.'


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drbj 5 years ago from south Florida Author

Your comment, snakeslane, was even funnier than my pun ... 'something you used to like to eat until you found out what it was?' Thank you for the Bravo, too.


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carriethomson 5 years ago from United Kingdom

he he he DRBJ that was great!! Voted up!! funny and erything else!! zooming off to pun 2 and 3..

carrie


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drbj 5 years ago from south Florida Author

Thank you, carrie, for becoming a fan and for the up, funny and everything else. It's such a pleasure to gaze on your pretty avatar. Now zoom away to #2 and #3, my dear.


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Springboard 5 years ago from Wisconsin

Could you be pardoned for your pun? lol. This one was a hoot, and now you've got me wanting to head on over to the others (which I will by the way). Good stuff found here, as always.

You've made an old joke new again.


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drbj 5 years ago from south Florida Author

Hi, Jim. Having you visit is a real treat. Thanks for the very kind words - now you only have 3 more to read. For now. Stanley, who IS an old joke, appreciates your visit, too.


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Sally's Trove 5 years ago from Southeastern Pennsylvania

I got so engrossed in the charming story line that I actually forgot I was headed for a pun...so when it hit, it hit with a wallop! Thanks for brightening my day. :)


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drbj 5 years ago from south Florida Author

Thank you, Sally, for being that engrossed. Hope that wallop didn't do any harm. But it was a lovely compliment, m'dear. Thank you for brightening my day, too.


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tnvrstar 5 years ago from doha, qatar

Wow! really nice


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drbj 5 years ago from south Florida Author

Thank you, tnvrstar, for finding Funny Pun Number One really nice. Now you only have five more to read to catch up. :)


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Sharyn's Slant 5 years ago from Northeast Ohio USA

Hi drbj,

Adorable, clever, unique, fun, humorous and extremely enjoyable!

Sharyn


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drbj 5 years ago from south Florida Author

Hi, Sharyn, I adore your exquisite use of admirable adjectives when cleverly commenting on Stanley's saga. Might I say those same adjectives apply to you as well? Thanks for the visit, m'dear.


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James A Watkins 4 years ago from Chicago

Thank you for this powerful poem of puns. I love it! You are one terrific creative writer. I appreciate this treasure.


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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida Author

You are most welcome, James, it's my pleasure to see you here. Thank you for those lovely comments. Now you only have seven more puns to read . . . for now.


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sligobay 4 years ago from east of the equator

Can't wait to see the S-car go until it comes to the fork in my road. Yummy!


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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida Author

Just make sure you have the 'sauce au beurre' ready, Gerry.


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Victoria Lynn 4 years ago from Arkansas, USA

Punny, punny! I love your creativity! Another fun pun!


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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida Author

Thank you, V.L., for the punny punny and loving my creativity. Now I am loving you.


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Victoria Lynn 4 years ago from Arkansas, USA

hahaha :-)


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MartieCoetser 4 years ago from South Africa

drbj, I enjoyed this pun of yours! It is educational, funny and poetic all in one. Many years ago this was the kind of poems I have published in a monthly 'newspaper' targeting children aged 7-13. Oh, and did I enjoy writing them... I moralized and dictated between the lines as if there was no tomorrow. Ha-ha - if one cannot discipline them with the whip, the pen is a perfect alternative...)

I'll be back in a couple of hours to read the rest of your funny poems... I LOVE your style and sense of humor :)


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Green Lotus 4 years ago from Atlanta, GA

Ha! No doubt Stan's next venture will be to launch the SS Cargo.


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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida Author

Hi, Martie, what lovely accolades: 'educational, funny and poetic all in one.' Feel free to comment on any of my funny puns any time.

The poems you published in a monthly newspaper many years ago would be even more appreciated by children today - if we could drag tham away from the telly and hide their iPods, iPhones, iPads, TV games and all the other tech stuff they now enjoy.

I have always believed that the pen is mightier than the sword . . . unless the other guy has a sword! Love your style and sense of humor, too, m'luv, as well as your writings.


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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida Author

Now that reads like a great idea for another Stanley pun, Hilary. Launching the SS Cargo. Thank you for this very creative comment, my dear. You rock!


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anndavis25 4 years ago from Clearwater, Fl.

I swear, your mail just keeps coming! You are famous.


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anndavis25 4 years ago from Clearwater, Fl.

Tell me how you added the line of colors. I'd like to know how to do that. Is it a border of sorts.


JRocco 4 years ago

Excellent pun!

No one does it better than you.

Your the most creative writer on here.

Love to read your poems.


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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida Author

Famous is good, Ann, it helps make life sunny,

But I would rather have bunches of money.

Stanley says, 'Hi,'

Thanks for dropping by.


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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida Author

Ann, the line of colors (crayons) is called a divider. Go to Google Images, search for dividers and you will find all kinds, all colors, all sizes. Just click on those you like and save to your Pictures folder.

Then you insert your choice of divider into a photo capsule when you write a hub.


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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida Author

OMG, what sublime comments, JR. Flattery will get you everywhere. Are you single? Just wonderin'.


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pstraubie48 3 years ago from sunny Florida

How funny!!! How cleverly constructed this was.

thanks for sharing...drbj..

And, sending you many Angels this morning :) ps


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida Author

Whenever I see your radiant avatar, Patricia, and your commendable comments, you make my day, m'dear. Thank you. BTW - 'cleverly constructed' is one of my favorites!


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pstraubie48 3 years ago from sunny Florida

Hi drbj

happi Saturday to you...

whenever i need a chuckle I come here ....sometimes I reread the funny punnies I have already read...

this is one of my favorites...love it...voted up++++ and shared :) ps

Angels are headed your way


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida Author

Thank you, Patricia, Happy Saturday ... and Sunday ... to you, too. So happy that you find one of my funny puns or jokes to read when you need a chuckle. That makes me feel happy, too. Promise. And thanks for loving it, sharing and voting up.


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Jodah 3 years ago from Queensland Australia

Just the lare Jodah here again drbj....moving at a snails pace through all the hubs.....still laughing............


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida Author

You do not have to apologize for the pace, Jodah ... just keep moving, m'dear. And don't stop laughing!

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