How Not To Spice Up Your Romantic Evening (limerick)

One evening I thought it’d be nice

For romance to add little spice

But my wildest dreams

Were too hot it seems

As hot sauce made screams more concise

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

Too hot for the bedroom! :) Thanks for my end-of-the-night laugh!

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lrc7815 4 years ago from Central Virginia

I don't know how you do it day after day, always surprising and you find the perfect photos to compliment your crazy humor. :-)

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Ghaelach 4 years ago

Morning Martin.

As Linda say you roll these limericks out faster than Ford cars.

Keep em coming, love em.

LOL Ghaelach

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rcrumple 4 years ago from Kentucky

Experiments can go astray

when chemicals get in the way

you tried in turn

found it to burn

go back to whipped cream and and pate`.

Still kickin' it I see! Great job, my friend!

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wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

Laughing at this. Thanks for starting my day.

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ImKarn23 4 years ago

Lol..your humor is hot! Love it m...

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shiningirisheyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

LOL! I am a lover of hot sauce - at least when it is going down!

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jhamann 4 years ago from Reno NV

Wonderful! Jamie

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Valleypoet 4 years ago

That's what you call a hot date...on this occasion, a bit too hot LOL :-))

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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida

That hot sauce is great to spice up your life,

Now go on home and try it with the wife.

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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

I just posted a comment and it went out in cyberspace i guess. I will try again..I said, " Hottie, hot, hot..Perhaps you will want to do what drbj suggested..LOL

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pstraubie48 4 years ago from sunny Florida

Ouch!!! A little too much of the HOT stuff can b u r n...I needed a smile this evening..

So glad I stopped by, Mh.

Sending Angels to you ...:) ps

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Too much hot sauce will do it every time.

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breakfastpop 4 years ago

I use it at breakfast!

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bravewarrior 4 years ago from Central Florida

Uh, Martin, I think hot sauce is meant to enhance meat and poultry, not human sensation!

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teaches12345 4 years ago

Now that's spicing things up! Funny!

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tobusiness 4 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

Mhatter, hot stuff in the kitchen as well as the bedroom...well well. Nicely done.

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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

That was superb. I never would have dreamed hot sauce. Great job!

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picklesandrufus 4 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

Yikes!! A saucy limerick here!!

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