I'm Going to be Late
Wake up...wake up...we gotta get up...let's go...were going to be late,
WHERE'S the coffee...the rooms spinning...it's spinning...coffee?
Ok good I have coffee in me...I still have to leave two minutes ago,
Hurry hurry...god the coffee still hasn't kicked in...what the hell?
Printer work...print it out...how am i going to do this quickly,
Damn twenty first century...everything is too slow...world powers unite,
I need to go back to sleep...printer work....please print out just one more
Three pages in, five minutes again...laser says no paper...your too sensitive.
Ok were out the door...wait I forgot my shoes...my god I got to get my shoes,
Channel news Ill have to get back to you later...bombs...death...destruction,
I'm late I don't have time for the latest trends....iPad tell me so...you know,
I threw the gauntlet long ago...precisely five minutes ago...thank you I'm here.