What is your favorite one liner humorous quote? Mine is:"Thank God, there is No God" by Osho
"It's a wonderful world, but nobody gets out alive!" :-)
"Everybody gotta be somewhere!" (Spike Milligan)
Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry
I can't face my problem because my problem is my face. I am just kidding jainismus.
Ron Paul 2012
Quick! Look busy, Jesus is coming.
"He who hoots with the owls by nightshall not fly with the eagles by day"or: Neurotics build sand-castles in the airpsychotics live in them.
"Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?"- Phyllis Diller
"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky, and I thought to myself...where the heck is the ceiling?"
"When you cough the whole world coughs with you, when you far,you fart alone."
“You’re never beaten until you admit it.” Gen. George S. Patton
W.C. Fields:I am not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally."
"Some people say 'If you can't beat them, join them.' I say 'If you can't beat them, beat them,' because they will be expecting you to join them so you will have the element of surprise."
"He's fallen in the water!" Jim Bluebottle from The Goons
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