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What is Your Favorite Humorous Quote?

  1. jainismus profile image77
    jainismusposted 4 years ago

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    What is your favorite one liner humorous quote? Mine is:
    "Thank God, there is No God" by Osho

    1. Shinkicker profile image91
      Shinkickerposted 4 years ago in reply to this

      "It's a wonderful world, but nobody gets out alive!" :-)

    2. Shinkicker profile image91
      Shinkickerposted 4 years ago in reply to this

      "Everybody gotta be somewhere!" (Spike Milligan)

    3. alisha4u profile image60
      alisha4uposted 4 years ago in reply to this

      Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry big_smile

      1. Rosie2010 profile image83
        Rosie2010posted 4 years ago in reply to this

        lol

  2. prettydarkhorse profile image64
    prettydarkhorseposted 4 years ago

    I can't face my problem because my problem is my face. I am just kidding jainismus.

  3. Ron Montgomery profile image60
    Ron Montgomeryposted 4 years ago

    Ron Paul 2012

    1. prettydarkhorse profile image64
      prettydarkhorseposted 4 years ago in reply to this

      big_smile big_smile

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    jenuboukaposted 4 years ago

    Quick! Look busy, Jesus is coming.

  5. Lawrence Da-vid profile image59
    Lawrence Da-vidposted 4 years ago

    "He who hoots with the owls by night
    shall not fly with the eagles by day"

    or:  Neurotics build sand-castles in the air
    psychotics live in them.

    1. jainismus profile image77
      jainismusposted 4 years ago in reply to this

      mad

  6. Rosie2010 profile image83
    Rosie2010posted 4 years ago

    "Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?"
    - Phyllis Diller

    1. jainismus profile image77
      jainismusposted 4 years ago in reply to this

      big_smilebig_smilebig_smile

  7. Shaddie profile image94
    Shaddieposted 4 years ago

    "Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky, and I thought to myself...where the heck is the ceiling?"

  8. ronaldoh profile image56
    ronaldohposted 4 years ago

    "When you cough the whole world coughs with you, when you far,you fart alone."

  9. manlypoetryman profile image71
    manlypoetrymanposted 4 years ago

    “You’re never beaten until you admit it.” Gen. George S. Patton

  10. FloraBreenRobison profile image60
    FloraBreenRobisonposted 4 years ago

    W.C. Fields:
    I am not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally."

  11. Shaddie profile image94
    Shaddieposted 4 years ago

    "Some people say 'If you can't beat them, join them.' I say 'If you can't beat them, beat them,' because they will be expecting you to join them so you will have the element of surprise."

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    The Writers Dogposted 4 years ago

    "He's fallen in the water!" Jim Bluebottle from The Goons

 
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