What is Your Favorite Humorous Quote?

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   jainismusposted 12 years ago

   
   What is your favorite one liner humorous quote? Mine is:
   "Thank God, there is No God" by Osho

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      Shinkickerposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      "It's a wonderful world, but nobody gets out alive!" :-)

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      Shinkickerposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      "Everybody gotta be somewhere!" (Spike Milligan)

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      alisha4uposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry

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         Rosie2010posted 12 years agoin reply to this

         

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   prettydarkhorseposted 12 years ago

   I can't face my problem because my problem is my face. I am just kidding jainismus.

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   Ron Montgomeryposted 12 years ago

   Ron Paul 2012

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      prettydarkhorseposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      

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   jenuboukaposted 12 years ago

   Quick! Look busy, Jesus is coming.

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   Lawrence Da-vidposted 12 years ago

   "He who hoots with the owls by night
   shall not fly with the eagles by day"
   
   or:  Neurotics build sand-castles in the air
   psychotics live in them.

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      jainismusposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      

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   Rosie2010posted 12 years ago

   "Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?"
   - Phyllis Diller

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   Shaddieposted 12 years ago

   "Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky, and I thought to myself...where the heck is the ceiling?"

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   ronaldohposted 12 years ago

   "When you cough the whole world coughs with you, when you far,you fart alone."

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   manlypoetrymanposted 12 years ago

   “You’re never beaten until you admit it.” Gen. George S. Patton

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    FloraBreenRobisonposted 12 years ago

    W.C. Fields:
    I am not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally."

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    Shaddieposted 12 years ago

    "Some people say 'If you can't beat them, join them.' I say 'If you can't beat them, beat them,' because they will be expecting you to join them so you will have the element of surprise."

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    The Writers Dogposted 12 years ago

    "He's fallen in the water!" Jim Bluebottle from The Goons

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