A true tale of Scottish horror, a murderous conspiracy that climaxed in the brutal punishments of the guilty on the streets of old Edinburgh
A quick guide to the top attractions and activities in the city of Glasgow.
A programme of "simplicity and manliness of style". The history and development of the New Town of Edinburgh, the capital of Scotland..
The story of John Chiesly AKA 'Johnny One-Arm'. An infamous figure in Edinburgh folklore before, during and long after his death.
One of the most famous ghost stories from the Old Town of Edinburgh from one of the city's most haunted places.
Find out what the Scots brought to the world of pop music in the early 21st century. Here are the 20 best indie pop bands bursting through from Caledonia in the '00s, including CHVRCHES, Model Aeroplanes, and Teen Canteen.
The top things to do in Cannes in the South of France with Hollywood murals, hand-prints of the movie-stars, cordon-bleu cooking, classy fashions by the Mediterranean, plus the Man in the Iron Mask.
Things to do in Antibes include a medieval fort, line-upon-line of luxury yachts, Picasso, killer whales, dolphins, sunshine, beaches, colourful gardens and lots of Jazz with all the summer cool.
Grimaldi Castle, Renoir Musuem, horse-racing, sun, sea-food and pebble beaches. These are things to do in Cagnes-sur-Mer for the wandering Francophile on any given summer day.
When tourists travel to Liguria in Italy then normally there are one of two choices. Genoa and the Cinque Terre. But here are things to do in Lavagna which boasts charmingly modest attractions.
Think of Thrash, think of American Heavy Metal monsters. But think Brazilian, think South America. Here are perhaps the top 20 greatest Brazilian Thrash bands to have rocked the world.
A collection of some of the greatest Power Metal bands to have come out of Brazil. Check out these sounds and videos by uncompromising masters of metal and speed.
What can you do in Montenegro? Visit the old town in Kotor, see the Romanesque church, Renaissance buildings, military fortress and maritime museum. Discover the other secrets within its great walls.
Learn more about things to do in Budva on the Adriatic coast of Montenegro. Sandy beaches, historic buildings, and a vibrant nightlife await you.
A comprehensive and entertaining guide of things to do in Dubrovnik City. Learn all you need to know about this marvelous Croatian city on the shores of the Adriatic Sea.
An informal and informative guide on things to do on Lokrum Island. One of Croatia's little jewels in the Adriatic and which lies just off the popular resort of Dubrovnik.
The scene is in an oppressive room somewhere in the massive Trump Tower. Two smartly-dressed business types sit on one side of a table. They wait expectantly but nervously for the opening of the door on the opposite wall.
What are the best things to do in Dubrovnik Old Town? Here is an essential guide to what is on offer within and around the fortified walls of this wonderful Croatian resort.
It is now March of 2012 and we are in Seoul, the capital city of South Korea. US President Othell'Obama is in attendance at the Nuclear Security Summit at the COEX Convention and Exhibition Center.
Spoof interview with President Obama on the death of Muammar Gadaffi. Famed TV host Richard Iago gives Othello a grilling about the killing.
This irreverent spoof of Obama's Presidency continues. It is the eve of the implementation of the Budget Control Act with discussions on the details and the implications of the new legislation.
Another short episode in the spoof comedy series following the adventures of President Othell' Obama. This time he has crossed the Atlantic Ocean and visits Ireland and the UK.
A tribute to a much mistreated friend. How hard life is for the modern umbrella.
Spoof report on the standards of interior decoration in police interrogation facilities across the USA
An informal guide of things to do in Courmayeur, a village and ski-resort in Italy. Learn what this charming place has to offer both in winter sports, summer pursuits and other leisure activities.
It is a special edition of 'Time Team' the popular Archaeology show on Channel 4 with the usual host Tony Robinson. The series has returned and includes a episode filmed much further afield than usual.
The scene is in the Situation Room of the White House in May 2011. Therein are assembled the National Security Team all gathered around the television awaiting the big game with anticipation.
Here are some of the best tunes from pop stars who have ventured through that door labelled heavy rock. Some have sampled it just once never to return others have liked what they see and let their hair down.
The scene is in the Oval Office at the White House in early 2011. President Othell'Obama is in deep discussion with Hillary Clinton and his special adviser Senator Harold Brabantio. The topic of their meeting is the so-called Arab Spring and the President is understandably concerned.
A feast of the worst that Classic Rock and Blues band Whitesnake have had to offer over many years. Not in the sense of the music necessarily but simply in the cringe-inducing titles of some of their songs.
The scene is the studios of NBC Television at Rockefeller Plaza in New York. Tonight the legendary comedy show Saturday Night Live is about to transmit. It is December 2010 and the show is jointly hosted by special guest presenters Richard Iago and Ted Nugent.
Among the architectural splendours of the 'Athens of the North' as Edinburgh is described are the many fine churches and cathedrals. Here is a concise list of the most significant buildings of the city
Edinburgh has much to offer the visitor in way of culture, history and spectacle. It also has a lively social scene. The Cowgate area in the Old Town of the city can offer all of these. It is a site of historical interest where many famous people have lived and worked.
The Canongate in Edinburgh was once a separate burgh from the city itself before becoming incorporated in 1865. Therefore it developed a history and culture of its own.
Commonly referred to as Holyrood Palace the official title for the British Queen's residence in Scotland is actually The Palace of Holyroodhouse. It has lain at the foot of the Royal Mile in Edinburgh for over 500 years and is one of the lesser know palaces of the British Monarchy.
They may be decommissioned relics of a more violent era but the castles of Scotland are now shrouded in romance and history. Edinburgh Castle is the most famous in the country and has stood in one form or another for over 650 years. Both the rock and the many fortresses that have looked down...
A UNESCO Heritage site accorded its status for outstanding historical and architectural significance. The so-called New Town of Edinburgh is over 250 years old but all descriptions are relative. The name derived from a direct comparison with the medieval streets and wynds of the Old Town of the...
Edinburgh has been known as a 'City of Letters' especially from the early 18th century to the present day. From the days of the quill and the pen to the laptop era here are the leading lights.
If you are ever in Maggie Dickson's pub in the Grassmarket in Edinburgh you may wonder who she is. Well, she isn't the current landlady or the name of some famous barmaid that worked in the place. The truth is far more interesting than that.
In an ever-shrinking modern world it is perhaps hard to imagine the notion of uncharted territory. But less than 200 years ago a young Scotsman set out into what was then called 'Darkest Africa' to discover new lands and their hidden people.
The most obvious places to visit in Edinburgh are of course the Castle and the Palace of Holyroodhouse. But scores of tourists will enjoy a stroll up the Calton Hill to see the historic monuments up there and also to savour the superb views.
Our merry old tale is now into mid-2010. President Othell' Obama is in the Oval Room attending to routine duties. Enter the Vice-President Joe Biden with news to disrupt the relative quiet of the day.
Fun spoof: Seated in expectation are the judges . A special edition entitled 'The Search for the Easter Bunny' . Over 1,000 applicants have queued at the studio. Half of them from the same family.
There had once been an American Werewolf in London and then again in Paris. Now the tables were turned with the NYPD and the National Guard out in force as many of the population of New York cowered within their homes.
The Americans had Patton, the British had Montgomery. The Soviets lauded General Zhukov. If you are so inclined you may admire Rommel or Yamamoto but nobody likes a loser. But some of the greatest military heroes of World War Two were not the Field Marshalls, five-star generals or the admirals of...
The President of Corporation USA makes a special appearance on the 'Shark Tank' TV show. Read his pitch to the sharks on his new business idea.
With talk of One World Government you would think that the time of the USA is over. This is the wrong way to go. Break-up the USA instead of adding to it. It's too big and it would be more fun if it was split into bits.
A comic look at the ancient Britons who helped build the Colosseum. An affectionate parody of the classic TV show Auf Wiedersehn Pet transferred to 1st century Rome.
The wasteful pursuits of gambling and outrageous lead-swinging would hardly sound like the beginnings of a hugely successful business enterprise. But that's how the Jenner Department store in Edinburgh, Scotland came into being back in the 1830's.
Here is a short account of the beginnings of the hugely famous and ever popular Venice Subway System. It was conceived as a more efficient substitute for the gondolas and riverboats on the surface of the city's many canals.
We've been together a long time me and my shadow. I've known him all my life and I'm sure I will for many years to come.
For lovers of traditional art and sculpture. A brief but informative description of the 'Temples on the Mound' in Edinburgh, Scotland.
10 of the best and most bizarre corner flag celebrations in football.
I call for a launch of a campaign to introduce an 'International Customer Dress-Down Day' forthwith. Imagine the possibilities for the underpaid and the down-trodden.
The scene is Congress in Washington D.C. in early 2010 and which is a hive of activity. Inside the forum there is a full house of politicians seated in the audience in preparation and expectation. They are there to hear the much anticipated Healthcare speech by President Othell' Obama.
The makers of the famous Doctor Who series, in other words the BBC,have went through 10 lead actors in the role. But it could have been completely different with the benefit of hindsight or time travel even. If only they had chosen William Roache AKA Ken Barlow of Coronation Street
Enjoyable spoof on the advances in the possibilities of Space Tourism for ordinary, everyday multi-millionaires. But also for working folk. Since the launch of the 21st Century there have been major developments in research and technology into making space flights purely for leisure
A short poem on the waste and insanity of war.
The subject of not one but two movies, including a Walt Disney production, the story of Greyfriars Bobby has enthralled people all over the world. But what of the story, indeed the folk-tale perhaps, of the little Skye terrier.
For all the wonderfully pedantic delights of order and rectitude the listicle is a godsend for conformity and false belonging. No more randomness, no more uncertainty. Put them in a category, then get them in order and settle back with a coffee. All is well with the universe as it all makes sense...
Perhaps not a name that immediately springs to mind among the general public concerning the arbitrary notion of who are the greatest scientists of all time. But the 19th century scientist Sir James Clerk Maxwell is credited with providing one of the most historic breakthroughs in the theory, study...
In the last episode of this series of helpful articles you'll find a summing up of the courier experience. You'll also find some useful links to jobsites at the end of the article.
In the penultimate article in this 15-part series I look at the advantages of technology. It will ease your pain and stem your sweat during those hot summer months.
The further travails of this campsite courier as he moves home and works alone. Strange things happening to the eyeballs as well as mangling a foreign language as usual. The constant battle against the forces of nature also continues apac
It's not all work you know and you need to enjoy yourself in your summer season abroad. So have as much fun as you can and make the most of what the resort and the country has to offer. That can be onsite or offsite
More handy little tips and tricks of the trade for any aspiring Campsite Couriers. Here we include tent-dwelling, toilet facilities and recycling of all that rubbish, especially the empties. Unfortunately crime waves do sometimes occur and you should always be on your guard.
I accept that mini-disasters might happen from time to time and I can accept them more easily when they're mine. But when some incompetent fart makes a mess of things sitting in an office a thousand miles away and I have to suffer the consequence then that really gets my back up.
More advice on that Montage clean. But this time on the outside of the mobile home. You may find your improvisational skills tested to the limit, your stamina to the utmost and your temper to the extreme.
There's no getting away from the fact that you will do a helluva lot of cleaning as a Courier. Certainly during the Montage period in early season when you'll be spring-cleaning the caravans and equipment. All the dirt, grime, mould and cobwebs accumulated during the winter shut-down need to be...
A little diversion in the story. After the Easter weekend we were off again in the vans. This time we went further afield to Lake Maggiore ( pronounced 'Madjy-ohray')
We are now into Easter time and the campsites are gradually opening. But be prepared for cold weather even down south. Nevertheless you'll find many holidaymakers descending onto the sites.
Fully established with a foothold on the sacred soil of Italy the hard work begins. But when you have time off it's imperative to make the most of it. Those precious days when you are off the site make you feel like you are on holiday.
The fourth instalment of this plucky tale concentrates on the transportation stage of the happy-go-lucky European traveller. If you want to be there you've got to get there by any means necessary
A bridgehead is firmly established on French soil and it's time for a weeks training. After that we can be unleashed on the campsites and civilian populations of Europe.
The odyssey continues as your adventurous protagonist leaves the shores of old Blighty. A seaborne invasion of the continent takes place across the shimmering waters of the English Channel. It's time to meet up with fellow couriers making that trip.
This is the first instalment of an occasional series into the triumphs, trials and tribulations of working as a campsite courier in Europe. It can be applied anywhere where there is sunshine, beaches, booze, dodgy electrics and leaky plumbing as well as irate customers.
It began, not with a computer-aided programme or even an architectural drawing board. The first design for the Scottish Parliament was scribbled on a piece of paper one day in 1998.
Doom Metal is never going to be included on a tracklist of party tunes or feelgood music. More than likely to be the soundtrack at some deathly occasion where the music suits the mood. For that is what Doom Metal is all about. Either conveying or instilling a dark atmosphere of brooding and...
As the capital city of Scotland Edinburgh has enjoyed many royal visits from its reigning monarch in modern times. But probably none so remarkable than that of the state occasion of the arrival of King George IV to the city in 1822.
The scene is the Oslo City Hall in Norway on the 10th December 2009 where a large audience is gathered. Within the crowd is US President Obama with members of his entourage including cabinet members.
Regarded as perhaps the finest example of a city square of Georgian architecture anywhere in the world this is one of the jewels of Edinburgh New Town. Enjoy a virtual stroll around the square to view and learn about its attractions.
It is unfortunate that many people around the world may not know who Sir Walter Scott was. Certainly many more people will know of his most famous novels. The sword and shield epics of 'Ivanhoe' and 'Rob Roy' are undoubtedly his more famous and popular novels internationally. They were the...
You can learn a lot from a farmer. You can especially learn a lot about the land from a farmer. What might surprise you to learn is that one such farmer founded the science of modern Geology.
The next time you experience the relief of a pain-killing treatment or injection you may want to give praise to the people who made that possible. And think of a great Scotsman who lived back in the 19th century who helped pave the way for modern anaesthesia. His name was Sir James Young Simpson.
The Italian Black Metal underground is the perfect antidote to the suave cantatore and the soprano with its deliciously malevolent sound gathering the masses to the altar. The scene in Italy is strong and thriving with a faithful domestic fan-base as well as drawing admirers from beyond its borders.
I bet you never guessed that there were so many Extreme Metal bands to have come out of Italy over the years. It certainly took me by surprise as did the quality of many of the acts. The music is certainly a long way off from 'O Sole Mio', 'Volare' and 'Nessun Dorma'.Here is a selection of videos...
A land normally noted for passion, romance classical and high Opera in its musical tradition Italy has much to offer the modern Rock scene. You will be hard pushed to find any violins, accordions, flutes or mandolins beloved of the traditional folk music of this wonderful country
We are now into Act 3 of our little Shakespearean melodrama. If you missed the beginning then just click on this link to take you back to the campaign trail. Othell'Obama ; A Shakespearean Comedy. Act 1 : Scene 1 roland at Flickr.com : Creative...
For the last 50 years many famous singers and bands have introduced the opening credits of James Bond movies to much acclaim. This ignores the obvious fact that most of the Bond theme tunes are mediocre at best and sometimes truly dreadful.
A first-hand account of the riot from Mr Bingley-Jones, an official at the Department of Education. London had rarely witnessed scenes such as this from schoolchildren.
Not so 'new' anymore but then neither is 'New York' or 'New Mexico' or even 'New Kids on the Block', 'New Labour' or 'The New Avengers' I suppose. But the best of the old bands of 'Nu-Metal', or 'Alternative Metal' as it has been called, are still around today.
For fans of the famous comedy of the maniacal hotel owner with his long-suffering wife and staff. Here's what may have happened if Basil Fawlty sold up and went abroad.
We now come to the end of our movie. But here is the link to the beginning if you missed anything Chinese Democracy ; A 007 Mystery - Introduction The Making of Chinese Democracy : A James Bond 007 Parody - The Final Scene At last our story ends...
If you missed all the action then just click on this link and it'll take you back to the beginning of the story. Chinese Democracy ; A 007 Mystery - Introduction The Making of Chinese Democracy : A James Bond 007 Parody - Part 12 As befits any...
The movie is almost over folks. But don't worry if you've missed it, you can go back to the start at this link. Chinese Democracy ; A 007 Mystery - Introduction The Making of Chinese Democracy : A James Bond 007 Parody - Part 11 The action of...
Hello folks, if you've just walked in the door then welcome to the movie. But where have you been? It all started way back here. Just click on the link. Chinese Democracy ; A 007 Mystery - Introduction The Making of Chinese Democracy : A James...
To go back to our curtain raiser just click on the link Othell'Obama ; A Shakespearean Comedy. Act 1 : Scene 1 Obama as Othello ; A Shakespeare Parody. Act 3 Scene 1 President Obama's First 100 Days. It is 100 days into the new Presidency for...
Just arrived? If you're at the cinema you've missed the beginning. But if you're watching the DVD then here's the start menu. Chinese Democracy ; A 007 Mystery - Introduction shazwan @ flickr.comThe Making of Chinese Democracy : A James Bond 007...
An American was once asked to comment on tennis star John McEnroe's tantrums at Wimbledon over 30 years ago. The reply was brief....."That's for sending us Sid Vicious!"
If this is your first visit then here is the link to where all this nonsense started. Enjoy the ride! Chinese Democracy ; A 007 Mystery - Introduction The Making of Chinese Democracy : A James Bond 007 Parody - Part 8 The action hots up as our...
A fun spoof on the growing power of the supermarket chain. Hear about the latest measures that they have introduced and controversial incidents arising.
Just turned up? Take your seat for the start of the movie at this link and see what you've been missing so far. Chinese Democracy ; A 007 Mystery - Introduction Chinese Democracy : A 007 Mystery Part 7 Special agent James Bond 007 has...
Hard to define specifically but usually referring to gloom and doom as well as dark mystery and even the grotesque. If you think of the word 'Gothic' then it may conjure up images of horror but mingled with romance.
In case you're wondering just how we got this far. Here's a link to the start of our high-octane adventure Chinese Democracy ; A 007 Mystery - Introduction The Making of Chinese Democracy : A James Bond 007 Parody -Part 6 The movie continues with...
It doesn't matter whether you're at a summer festival at the gatherings of the metal hordes or just in a local bar. If you're at your favourite theatre, entering an arena or even a huge stadium gig. Wherever you are rockin you'll need that t-shirt.
The story is really getting underway now. But if you missed any here is where it started. Just make a coffee, pull up a chair and click on the link. Chinese Democracy ; A 007 Mystery - Introduction The Making of Chinese Democracy : A James Bond...
"Be Kind, Rewind" for the start of the movie. If you've just come in you've missed a big chunk so far. But don't worry! Just click on the link for the introduction. Chinese Democracy ; A 007 Mystery - Introduction The Making of Chinese Democracy :...
Thrash Metal. A sub-genre of Heavy Rock that has enjoyed success for three decades now. Check out this selection of t-shirts from the top bands.
Fresh allegations emerged that Labour MP Alfred Shovel received undeclared donations of several compact discs of the groups ‘Vains of Jenna’ and ‘Crazy Lixx’ from Swedish record companies keen to promote the bands in the UK. At Prime Minister’s question time David Cameron rounded on Labour Leader...
If you've missed the start, don't worry. You can catch up quickly with the rest of us. Just click on this link for the introduction. Chinese Democracy ; A 007 Mystery - Introduction The Making of Chinese Democracy : A James Bond 007 Parody - Part...
In this scene James Bond meets with the technical supremo 'Q' at the latter's underground laboratory and testing facility. Once again actor John Cleese returns to play the role of 'Q' with his usual relish. Bond was on his way from 'M's' office to the laboratory deep in the heart of the underground...
Always one of the most fun festivals in the annual calendar, Easter is popular among young and old. A marvellous occasion for family get-togethers and to share an enjoyable time.
If you've come in late then don't worry. You can just click on the link to rewind to the start of the movie here. Chinese Democracy ; A 007 Mystery - Introduction The Making of Chinese Democracy : A James Bond 007 Parody - Part 1 Opening scene at...
"What're you rebelling against, Johnny?" ....."Whaddya got?" That immortal movie line from a young Marlon Brando who snarled and sneered his way across the celluloid in 'The Wild One' almost 60 years ago. The film may have badly dated since 1953 but the look and style certainly has not.
Just click on the link below to take you back to the start of the story and how it all started. Chinese Democracy ; A 007 Mystery - Introduction The Making of Chinese Democracy : A James Bond 007 Parody : Prologue Obligatory Opening Action...
The almost true story behind the release of one of the most controversial Rock albums in history. The album 'Chinese Democracy' by shock rockers Guns n' Roses led by the enigmatic figure of Axl Rose. An album over 13 years in the making, shrouded in heavy secrecy and steeped in speculation
Everyone loves spring time when flowers are blooming and birds singing as nature becomes a kinder force for all. But as you might imagine the bugs come out in force again to spoil the fun.
Curtain's up for the first scene at this link. Just click here. Othell'Obama ; A Shakespearean Comedy. Act 1 : Scene 1 Obama as Othello ; A Shakespeare Parody. - Act 2 Scene 5. The Presidential Inauguration of 2009. It is the 20th January 2009...
The tent began to glow from a bright white light that shone from outside onto their backs. They all turned towards it as the light grew stronger and stronger and glittered with a multitude of tiny sparkles. From deep within the light came a shadowy apparition floating down
The triumphant return to the Paradise City and a romantic reconciliation. The 4 X 4 arrived at the city gates and Zak tooted the horn. They drove past a scene of destruction on the the way to the festival site. There had been a pre-gig riot.
The dreaded Wicked Witch of the West is confronted and finally cools off. From above came a disembodied voice replete with satisfaction All eyes rolled upwards and peered up into the gloom. Among the inner ramparts and gargoyles stood a tall, dark-haired man, middle-aged but of handsome features
Click on the link to get back to the start of this crazy campaign Othell'Obama ; A Shakespearean Comedy. Act 1 : Scene 1 Obama as Othello ; A Shakespeare Parody. Act 2 Scene 4 The Election Night of 2008. It is November election night after...
The dreadful trip to the Witches castle where more danger awaits our gallant crew. They journeyed off again, this time in the direction of the Witch's Castle 50 miles hence from the Paradise City.
Our happy gang finally enter the hallowed halls of the Paradise City and meet the famous Wizard of Oz. The words 'Paradise City Welcomes Careful Drivers' emblazoned the sign as Zakk roared past at 100 miles an hour with an empty tequila pitcher jammed on his head.
To take your seat at the opening curtain of our little play, just click here Othell'Obama ; A Shakespearean Comedy. Act 1 : Scene 1 Obama as Othello ; A Shakespeare Parody. Act 2 : Scene 2. The Home Improvement TV Show. In a studio set...
Now with two more travellers, Amy and her new friends walk through the forest in the dark with great trepidation. They made their getaway in haste but suffered a few nightmare hours in the forest as they were slowly enveloped in the cloying darkness.
The next morning Amy and her new tin-plated companion set off for the Paradise City. The Munchkins gave her a rousing farewell with their traditional goodbye song.
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To begin at the start of our little tale, just click on this link. Othell'Obama ; A Shakespearean Comedy. Act 1 : Scene 1 Obama as Othello ; A Shakespeare Parody. Act 2 Scene 1. The Head to Head Debate with McCain. Hempstead, New York State ...
For the opening scene of our tale click on this link Othell'Obama ; A Shakespearean Comedy. Act 1 : Scene 1 Photo by aflcio @ Flickr Creative CommonsObama as Othello ; A Shakespeare Parody. Act 1 Scene 4 - Bill Clinton Advises the President. ...
Knights, wizards, hobbits, robots and rock stars all rolled into one story. Follow the adventures of Amy and her gang on the Yellow Brick Road to Ozzfest.
For the beginning of our tale click the link for the opening scene. Othell'Obama ; A Shakespearean Comedy. Act 1 : Scene 1 Obama as Othello ; A Shakespeare Parody. Act 1 - Scenes 2 and 3 The Campaign Trail. Act 1 Scene 2 : Toledo, Ohio The...
This is me Richard Iago on our regular look at the campaign trail for Election 2008. Today the Democratic candidate Othell’Obama has passed through the Venice district of Los Angeles during the final stages of his campaigning here in California.
A whimsical recount of a wonderful talent. Follow the adventures of Monty Rigmarole the greatest act to have tread the boards in England after the Great War. A surreal and bizarre tale.
At this time of crisis we are all naturally concerned about money and prices in this uncertain world. Our High Street banks desperately need your help and they need it NOW, so we would ask you to reach down into your hearts but more importantly into your pockets and give generously to this worthy...
An amusing anecdote of a day in class for a long-suffering teacher. Mr McKillop encounters and inquisitive class who never take anything at face value, especially when it comes to the numbers
“Adverts, Adverts everywhere and don’t you stop to think!!” Of all the things that bother me most about modern life, intrusive advertising has got to be the most irritating and infuriating. It drives me nuts.
Seconds out! Who's the best? Who's the hardest rocker in town? Get in the ring! Swing every punch, feel every blow and find out who hits the canvas first.
The rumours of Sarah Palin quest for the nomination as 2012 Presidential candidate for the Republican Party has aroused enormous controversy across America. None more so than among two distinct minority groups who, for the first time, have set aside their historical differences to form a coalition...
With news that the gorgeous Gal Gadot is going to appear in a new film version of the story of Cleopatra, ruler of ancient Egypt, it raises the old story about authenticity in the movies. Is history about to be re-written once again?
There is a time-honoured saying that ‘Mother's knows best’ not only about mothering you know, but about everything. Well that's what they say don't they, but if it were true then shouldn't we put the mothers of the World in charge of everything?
Who is the best Rock band ever? Well, there's only one way to find out! Stick all the top stars into a field and let them get on with it. Who will be the winner?
A visit to the historic centre of Heidelberg. With many photographs and insights into the attractions and history of this charming German town. Full of humour and informality.
A city of finance and fun, commerce and culture. This comprehensive guide of places to visit in Frankfurt will tell you everything you need to know about the town some call 'Mainhatten', others call 'Bankfurt'. Detailed and interesting for anyone planning a trip to the German money capital.
“Freud said that the essence of the comic was the conservation of psychic energy. But then Freud never played Second House, Friday night at the Glasgow Empire” (Ken Dodd)
This is a special alert to all operatives across the world to warn of a threat to our livelihood, safety and security. The Government of the rogue terror state of Belgium is up to something. This is one delicious conspiracy theory.
If you would like to know the best way to erect a family-size tent then I'm sure you'll find many useful websites on the internet. This isn't one of them. But, as it is you're here reading this so you might as well click on the link.
Have you ever lived for 6 months in a tent? It's not that bad an experience, I quite liked living in a tent. Except for four unmemorable days when it rained and rained and rained.
The world was presented with a special gift the day that Monica Gallagher gave birth to a son in the town of Ballyshannon in County Donegal.This post-war child in neutral Ireland would grow up to become one of the true legends of a country which enjoyed the riches of artists, poets, writers and...
Crazy spoof on the famous CSI TV series. Expect the unexpected as we visit the crime scene of a grisly crime in the hills of Hollywood.
Spoof interview with the Motorcity Madman as he speaks with 'Whispering Bob Harris at the BBC. Hear Ted speak about his music, his politics and whatever else gets in the way of his machine-gun delivery.
Probably the most photographed star in the music business who has never lost his looks, although that's not saying much. An interview with Eddie of Iron Maiden.
We had agreed that first thing on Sunday morning we would be packing the tents and equipment away and storing them in the mini-bus. From past experience we knew there could be possible trouble later on that night on the site. The last night at Donington can be mad.
Photo by arriba @ Flickr Creative Commons Download Festival Review 2010 : Saturday in the Park Day Two It's an annual 'Stinkfest' if you're not careful after three to five days living on a campsite in the summertime. Saturday morning saw...
Erecting a two-person tent when you're drunk is much akin to folding custard with boxing gloves. Just one example of a fan's eye view of the Music Festival experience when ACDC thunder into Donington.
Spoof history of Glasgow in the 20th century. Lipton's tea, the QE2, sectarian madness, Simple Minds and Billy Connolly.
An insight into the impact of Polish vodka on the history of the country. I also examine the influence of various alcoholic beverages on the strategies and victories of the military greats. Bizarre and surreal you may need a stiff drink after reading this.
There's been a murder. Read about the graverobbers and the Glasgow Frankenstein of 1818. How did the Kelvin temperature scale get its name? Celebrity hangings and poisoned lovers, Queen Victoria and Charles Rennie Mackintosh. It's all here in the history of the great city.
The long-awaited sequel to Michael Mann's celebrated thriller 'Heat' was less well received than its predecessor when it was released in 2009. Nevertheless it has rapidly become a cult classic amongst idiots and intellectuals alike but especially for those in the American food industry.
And so came the Reformation to Scotland in 1560 inspired by clergyman John Knox, who was a bit like a 16h century Ian Paisley, but without the sense of humour.
A quick-fire romp through the history of Glasgow with William Wallace tangling with Lord Percy. Or so Blind Harry tells us. Learn about the fishy going-ons of Bishop Jocelyn and the rise of the 16th century firebrand John Knox
The ridiculously true story of the patron saint of Glasgow. St Mungo's miracles in full. Plus the invasion of the Vikings and lots of Kingly doings afoot in old Scotland.
An alternative history for the least-easily offended. We begin our historic odyssey with the Romans who were denied the traditional Scottish hospitality. Then we learn about the tribulations of St Ninian amongst the Glasgow people.
For Trekkies and Rock fans alike, an affectionate spoof of the Star Trek TV series. Enjoy the riotous events of the trial of Commander Veelra Noyz.
The years of the post-World War 2 era marked the further decline and almost the complete death-knell for the Clyde River as shipbuilding centre. Fierce competition from rivals far more advanced in technology, efficiency and scientific management were leaving the Clydesiders trailing in their wake.
There are many hidden treasures contained inside the buildings of post-industrial Glasgow. Among them are the many museums that house priceless works of art and historical artefacts throughout the city. Here is a list of the 'must-see' places in Glasgow.
Thinking about springtime and summer already? A garden full of life and colour? Here are a few suggestions for seeds that you may want to buy through mail-order suppliers. Poppies, roses, daisies or whatever catches your eye with some advice and also some problems worth noting.
A silly satire on Rock n' Roll. In the fourth and final part of this revealing interview Wayne talks about his environmental work and the solo projects of the band members. But he also speaks about the comeback of The Daizies as they moved into the 21st century.
What is so super about Supergroups? Something I've never managed to fathom out. Seems like a great idea on paper getting a new band together from established stars, but once they put it down on disc then it falls apart.
One of the most beautiful voices in traditional Scottish song, if not the best, surely belongs to Karen Matheson. Whether singing in Gaelic or English her velvet tones lend an ethereal quality and atmosphere to Scottish love ballads and haunting Highland tunes.
The first half of the 20th Century saw the steady, sometimes steep, decline of shipbuilding on the Clyde. It was marked by two World wars on either side of a Great Depression and throughout these years new challenges from other shipbuilding nations as the Clyde eventually lost its prominence.
Fun spoof of the famous CSI TV series. Follow our famous London detectives as they investigate a gruesome murder on the Thames River.
I thought the perm was going to make a comeback. I remember someone saying that on TV a couple of years back so I thought it must be true and in fact they said that the big hair of the 1980's was going to be in vogue again.
I dare you not to laugh at these crazy videos, in fact I double dare you not to laugh. These are just some examples from a collection that takes me back to those carefree childhood days of 1970's television.
History and Psychology rarely seem to connect. But maybe there is scope for some synthesis. It then transpired that perhaps psychoanalyse with Henry the Eighth is indeed possible, albeit from a safe distance.
The Victorian and Edwardian years leading up to the First World War were unprecedented for the Clyde shipbuilding industry. They were the halcyon days of the river as Great Britain totally dominated shipping and shipbuilding.
A Heavy Rock parody. In Part 3 Wayne talks about the rebirth of Rock in the 80's, the 'New Wave of British Heavy Metal' and their involvement in the 'Band Aid' charity phenomenon and the challenges of Grunge, Thrash Metal and the Reagan-Thatcher politico-economic environment.
Why should all good Rock music be sung in English? There are many great artists out there in the non-English speaking world. Here are some Italian musicians that I have enjoyed over the past few year.
A competitive market opened up between Britain and the USA with the invention of the ocean-going liner trade in the early 19th century. Advances in steam technology and ship construction allowed bigger ships to be built that could achieve the trans-Atlantic voyage faster and more safely than ever...
In the first half of the 19th century, the area of Glasgow and the River Clyde was not yet the world leader in shipbuilding. However the seeds were being sown, not only by the merchants and manufacturers of this growing industrialised city, but also the technologists.
In the recent historical past one of the greatest rivers on Earth was the Clyde River in Scotland. The history of Clyde shipbuilding is an incredible story of the men who built the industry. From the entrepreneurs, the engineers and the ordinary men who produced some of the biggest and most famous...
Rock n' Roll spoof. In Part 2, of this 4-part interview, Wayne Starlight tells us all about the truth behind their long-awaited tour of America. About their wild parties and crazy nights that eventually got them onto the front pages of the scandal sheets.
This week has been specially nominated as 'Red Telephone Box Awareness Week' across the land. Please spare a thought and a few coppers for the oft-forgotten K6 Red Telephone Box.
A fun-filled fictional account of a faltering, failing Rock band. In the first of a four part interview, Wayne Starlight, lead singer of 'The Daizies' , one time crack-head, drinker, gambler, strip-club patron, sheep rustler and environmental activist introduces us to his career.
A slightly tongue-in-cheek meander through the modern sensation. Resist the invasion of the tribute bands. Real music for real music fans.
The phenomenon of 'Ostaglie' that occurred in some sectors of German society after the Berlin Wall fell in 1989. The term is a hybrid of the words for 'east' and 'nostalgia' and describes an atavistic longing for the past as people.
It just don't add up. They say you can't stop rock n' roll but I say you can't count rock n' roll. Here are some of the worst arithmetical miscalculations from the world of popular music.
An irreverent round up of 26 of the top Classic Rock bands in history. From Aerosmith to ZZ Top. No turn unstoned, no reputations salvaged.
Police dramas have changed over the years and today we have the three ‘CSI’ series, ‘The Shield’, ‘NCIS’,’The Wire’ ‘Law and Order’ all enjoying commercial success and critical acclaim. But all of these programmes owe their heritage to one programme. The multi-award winning ‘Hill Street Blues’...
Shakespeare Rocks! Here is a quick list of the greatest tunes of the immortal Bard of Avon. In the words of Saxon 'Denim and quill-feather brought us all together'.
Ever wondered what those mangled garblings of rockstars actually meant in real English? Learn here at 'LinguaRock with Professor von Stuffelheim.
A humorous account of the aches and pains, stresses and strains of Taekwondo. But this sport could be for you as an effective way to get fit and stay relaxed.
Full of humour and keen observation as well as handy tips for tourists on things to do in Verona. Enjoy an informal but insightful meander through this great city in Northern Italy.
Review from a fans-eye view of the memorable concert by ACDC in Glasgow 2009. The Young boys were back in town, the place of their birth, in front of an adoring crowd of 60,000 at Hampden Park.