Demotivational Sayings

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   Sed-meposted 9 years ago

   

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      NateB11posted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Sounds like most people's philosophy.

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      NateB11posted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Hahahaha!

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   Mark Ewbieposted 9 years ago

   Cheer up! It will be worse tomorrow.

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      Sed-meposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      haha, you have the gift of discouragement.

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      Brie Hoffmanposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      That's my favorite!  But, I usually say cheery up it COULD be worse tomorrow!

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      NateB11posted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Lol

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      peachpurpleposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      sending a scapegoat would be a good idea LOL!

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         Deborah Sextonposted 9 years agoin reply to this

         I couldn't let that dog go in alone..we're going in together..

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   colorfuloneposted 9 years ago

   Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, expecting different results.

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   tirelesstravelerposted 9 years ago

   Bitterness is like taking poison and expecting someone else to die.

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   LuisEGonzalezposted 9 years ago

   

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    Jodahposted 9 years ago

    There's a light at the end of the tunnel..it's probably a train.

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       NateB11posted 9 years agoin reply to this

       Lol

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    gmwilliamsposted 9 years ago

    Never volunteer for anything, do not go the extra mile, remember the reward for work is MORE WORK!

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       Solarasposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       No good deed goes unpunished.

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          gmwilliamsposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          Abandon all hope ye who enter here.

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    Deborah Sextonposted 9 years ago

    A man tells his wife that he'll love her unconditionally, if she'll just do what he tells her

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       Sed-meposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       Easy peasy.

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          Deborah Sextonposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          I guess mine really belongs in the oxymoron thread, but I couldn't find it

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             Sed-meposted 9 years agoin reply to this

             lol

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    Deborah Sextonposted 9 years ago

    It takes 43 muscles to frown and 16 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.
    That's called INDIFFERENCE

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    Deborah Sextonposted 9 years ago

    The only consistent factor that all your dissatisfying relationships has is you. That's called DYSFUNCTIONAL

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       Sed-meposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       Im indifferent AND dysfunctional!?

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          Deborah Sextonposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          I don't see a dumb look on your face, it's kind of pretty, and I think it's your sweet spirit shinning through.

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             Sed-meposted 9 years agoin reply to this

             lol... You have the gift of encouragement. Thank you.

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                Deborah Sextonposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                I'm just a candid, honest person, and feel we should point out people's good qualities.

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    LPerry60posted 9 years ago

    If at first you don't succeed, give up.

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    Deborah Sextonposted 9 years ago

    Sometimes the best solution is just to fire all the unhappy people.

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    Billie Kelpinposted 9 years ago

    That website (despair.com) had me at:  "Maybe the sole purpose of your existence is to serve as a warning to others"  - my absolute favorite at that website!  We should try to support that company, I think, by buying a t-shirt or mug or something because like those of us who write and receive very little compensation online, those quotes are free to access just by the nature of having to show them to sell them, and that company continues to provide a lot of humor for us!

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    Deborah Sextonposted 9 years ago

    Past a certain point, there’s nothing to do but give up-That’s Desperation

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    gmwilliamsposted 9 years ago

    nice guys finish LAST.

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    gmwilliamsposted 9 years ago

    You're born, you live, you die.....what's the point really.

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    gmwilliamsposted 9 years ago

    Life is the survival of the fittest, all others either fall by the wayside or are .....DEMOLISHED!
    
    @Sed-me, you have inspired me to post a thread on the blackest, most negative sayings ever.

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       Sed-meposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       How lovely.

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    John Holdenposted 9 years ago

    If a job's worth doing, get somebody else to do it.

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