The Obama Plan Cannabis Conspiracy- Will weed wreck the world?

I have discovered Obama's master plan of world domination. While listening to news and the discussions of friends and others on the legislation being passed under the Obama-nation administration. Some key pieces started to rattle in my brain like garbage cans in the early morning hours of garbage day. These pieces eventually calmed down and fell into place like a puzzle. It was a awesome 'ahh ha' moment, for sure. My theory is that Obama and his friends have a four step agenda to take over everything using cannabis (marijuana, weed, grass, pot) as their weapon of choice.

Step one was brought to light early in Obama's administration. Obama has made it policy for each state to create and enforce their own laws pertaining to the use and sale of medical marijuana. The NY Times reported "Justice Department’s enforcement policy would now be restricted to traffickers who falsely masqueraded as medical dispensaries". Currently there are about 14 states that allow the use and sale of cannabis for medical use. Which means that now prescriptions can be handed out for a long list of aliments known to benefit from marijuana, including but not limited to: depression, cancer, anxiety, and eating disorders. Many of these disorders are categorized as mental and chronic which are hard to disprove.

Step two was fulfilled recently when the Obama-nation managed to pass a health care bill that has outraged many Americans. One of the main reasons for outrage is, as Associated content reports, "Dems are insisting that sex offenders, who need to diminish their sex drive (not increase it) are given their viagra...on your dime". Now I don't know for sure if the democrats are fighting for the sex offenders or not, but I think they were just not excluded in the section about prescription payment in the bill. Which brings me to this conclusion, prescription marijuana may also be covered and paid for with tax dollars.

Step three has just speculation at this point, but I hear that the next major move by the Obama-nation will be reform illegal immigrants. Baltimore Sun reports says that White House officials are already making promises to the Latino community that Obama’s immigration reform policy will be a huge part of his agenda for 2010 despite it being an election year. Obama has also admitted openly that this reform will include a fast path to citizenship or amnesty if you will. Taking in to consideration that a major portion of this countries marijuana is smuggled in from our neighbors Canada and Mexico. I suspect that this a way to increase the import of this medicinal herb with less legal risk.

Alright lets review. Medical marijuana will now be legal in states that want it to be. Prescriptions for marijuana may also be covered by government health care (funded by you the tax payer). Immigration reform may increase the importation of marijuana from our friends in Canada and Mexico.

Step four, take control by whatever means necessary while the pot-heads aren't paying attention.

This is my theory. Marijuana will now be more readily available to masses which could result in a nation of Americans with an altered state of mind. These newly created cannabis zombies will now have a 'I don't care' attitude about any important issues that may effect their futures. The Obama-nation will now be able to control and change the world to whatever socialistic empire they wish.

Personally I have no problems with medical marijuana. In fact I am an advocate of this centuries old medicine that we as a society have demonized. Equally so, I am all for health care reform (just not what they just passed) and a less complicated citizenship process (this country was built by immigrants after all). This theory is provided with the warning of what may be a possible future and is stated with a bit of sarcasm.

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