50 Things You Should Never Say To a Woman or Girl!

You will find a ton of advice on what to tell a woman and how to impress her. However, sometimes its better to say nothing at all rather than saying something you shouldn't. Here are 50 things you should never tell a woman, especially one you are interested in or having a relationship with. These are not intended to offend anyone so please take with a pinch of salt!

  1. How much does that cost?
  2. Is that your mum or sister?
  3. I'm poor.
  4. Are you going to eat all that?
  5. Are those real?
  6. You are my first!
  7. I do not like diamonds.
  8. Lets have a belching contest.
  9. I do not know how to drive.
  10. Is that a size 22?
  11. Are you putting on weight?
  12. Wow this house is clean for once!
  13. My ex had one like that.
  14. You sure were hungry!
  15. Is it that time of the month?
  16. Are you pregnant?
  17. Was that a fart?
  18. My manicure is better then yours.
  19. My mother cooks better.
  20. What were you saying?
  21. Now don't get all emotional.
  22. Is it my turn to pay? Really?
  23. I'll do it today!
  24. Those don't match!
  25. Do you need that?
  26. What happened to your hair?
  27. You're just like one of the lads to me.
  28. Your mum is annoying.
  29. Your best friend is cute!
  30. You need to get a better job.
  31. Can I borrow your tweezers?
  32. Wow, who is that girl?
  33. My ex used to say........
  34. I only drink when I'm with the lads.
  35. You're heavy!
  36. Are you actually going out like that?
  37. Yes, you do look fat in that!
  38. Why don't your return those clothes to the store? They don't suit you.
  39. I forgot to tell you.......
  40. I think you look better without makeup.
  41. Stop moaning.
  42. What did you just say? I wasn't concentrating.
  43. And your point is?
  44. Sorry honey, not today, I have a headache.
  45. Do we have to go?
  46. Call me later, ok?
  47. Babes, I'm so bored.
  48. Did you forget my men's night tonight?
  49. You're crazy!
  50. Why don't you take up a few hobbies?

If you loved this list, feel free to share it and add your own in the comments section. You may also be interested in checking out the corresponding one for Men. Here is 50 Things You Should Never Say to a Man.

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Movie Master 4 years ago from United Kingdom

Hi Kikalina, 31 and 45 have my vote!! definitely best avoided!!

A great fun list, loved it and voting up!

Best wishes Lesley


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hoteltravel 4 years ago from Thailand

kikalina, if I start listing the ones I like from above, it will be too long. Very much enjoyable. Thanks for sharing. Voted up and funny.


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alissaroberts 4 years ago from Normandy, TN

Love the list! I always cringe on #39 which my husband uses often. I know when he begins with those words it always spells trouble and more work for me. Great hub - voted up and tweeting!


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kikalina 4 years ago from Europe Author

Hi Movie Master. Thanks for dropping by. I do get number 45 very often especially when we have to attend a wedding or some other formal event.

Thanks for your comments and votes hoteltravel

alissaroberts. I know what you mean with 39. My heart drops when I hear that because its always bad news. Thanks for the comments, votes and the SHARING!!


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Xenonlit 4 years ago

This is funny and so true, sad to say. #14 is a first date nightmare!


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SanneL 4 years ago from Sweden

Hahaha! This is too funny!

Thanks for sharing this great list.

Voted up!


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Alastar Packer 4 years ago from North Carolina

May I be so bold...or foolish, to suggest adding the following for things a man shouldn't say to a woman: # 51- You need to use a breath mint. # 52- Are you into sicko porn? #53- Are you wearing deodorant? #54- That's okay, I like corn-fed gals like you. Fun one kikalina!


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rasta1 4 years ago from Jamaica

This was funny, I am gonna stop saying 'dont get emotional'.


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Reginald Boswell 4 years ago from Alabama

Helpful


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kikalina 4 years ago from Europe Author

Xenonlit yeah I remember trying to have a real dinner at home before going on a dinner date in order not to act starved! ;)


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kikalina 4 years ago from Europe Author

SanneL Thanks for dropping by and your kind comments :)

Alastar Packer LOL I like the number 53. Thanks for your suggestions. Any others?


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kikalina 4 years ago from Europe Author

rasta1 Thank you for your comments and yeah you probably better watch it with the "don't get emotional!" ;)

Thanks for your kind comments Reginald Boswell and cookingrecipes.


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Alastar Packer 4 years ago from North Carolina

Lolo kikalina! I'll cut my losses and run after #54!


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kikalina 4 years ago from Europe Author

Alastar Packer....yeah you will probably be in the womans bad books forever!


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Frank Atanacio 4 years ago from Shelton

I now understand why my relaiotnships didn't work out-- they want you to be honest and when they ask you something-- you're better off telling a lie..right? one girl asked me was she getting heavier.. all I said was hell yeah.. :( thanks for the heads up


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kikalina 4 years ago from Europe Author

LOL. Probably the right answer to that heavy question would have been....."Are you? I didn't notice. No. I don't think so"


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nityanandagaurang 4 years ago

It is sure that it is your realization so that others can take preventive measure.haha,Very interesting hub kikalina.Interesting and voting up.


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Millionaire Tips 4 years ago from USA

LOL I was imagining the response they would get to these questions! Definitely statements to avoid.


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kikalina 4 years ago from Europe Author

Thank You for your visits and comments. Hehe Millionaire Tips, maybe we can make a hub on the possible reactions to annoying a woman :)


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LucidDreams 4 years ago from St Petersburg, Florida

"You sure were hungry" That cracked me up! Goota agree with the talking about the "ex thing" Never a good idea. Nice hub......


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kikalina 4 years ago from Europe Author

Yeah never wise to mention an ex. I think we like to pretend they never existed.


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Express10 4 years ago from East Coast

Funny, awesome, and TRUE!


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kikalina 4 years ago from Europe Author

Thanks Express10


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Brett.Tesol 4 years ago from Somewhere in Asia

Ha ha ha ha, very funny, mainly because most of us guys have surely said some of them!

Thanks for SHARING, up and funny.


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago

Guilty myself!! Now you can whip my pride! Excellent and got a good laugh!

LORD

#44 was at times..in my head, you know?


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kikalina 4 years ago from Europe Author

Ty Brett!

lord de cross .......I hope number 44 was not said out loud!!!!!


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jellygator 4 years ago from USA

haha... I am familiar with a few of those, too. Voted up and funny. Shared on Twitter and FB, too.


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kenneth avery 4 years ago from Hamilton, Alabama

Hi, kikalina . . .you and I are two who think alike. This type of hub is my favorite. Voted up and all the buttons. You, my new friend, are a talented writer. Very funny and interesting. Please keep up the great work.

Kenneth


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kikalina 4 years ago from Europe Author

Ty jellygator. Thanks for the Share. I appreciate.

Ty keneneth avery. Such words are flattery to me especially coming from you!


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alisha4u 4 years ago from New Delhi, India

Well, that was fun readin it... :)


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kikalina 4 years ago from Europe Author

ty alisha4u.


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xanzacow 4 years ago from North Myrtle Beach, SC

Too true!


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kikalina 4 years ago from Europe Author

Thanks for dropping by xanzacow


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Linda Cassini 4 years ago from Las Vegas NV

HAHAHA A few that i've Actually experienced cam right to play after your words...good laugh sharing on FB !! :)


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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL

Another excellent list! I just said #2 the other day. The mom enjoyed it, the daughter did not. Haha!


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kikalina 3 years ago from Europe Author

Glad it made you smile Linda Cassini :)


Chris 3 years ago

40 is funny because it's true, they ALWAYS look better without make up.


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Happyboomernurse 3 years ago from South Carolina

Thanks for giving me a good chuckle and for sharing this clever hub.


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kenneth avery 3 years ago from Hamilton, Alabama

A masterpiece.


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kikalina 3 years ago from Europe Author

Thanks for your comments.


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M K Paul 2 years ago from India

I agree with you in so many points..Love ur article...Voted up


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Harishprasad 2 years ago from India

Kikalina, this is a very interesting list. One more caution I would like to add to it -how old are you ? Really enjoyed reading it. Wish you a very Happy New Year and all success.


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Cyndi10 2 years ago from Georgia

This is a fun list to read. I would add another. If the woman is of a certain age never ask "Is it because of the hot flashes?" I heard that on one of my recently discovered great shows, "House of Cards." That was an example of "if looks could kill."

Take care.


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kikalina 2 years ago from Europe Author

Thanks for your comments....Loved the Hot flashes one. How old are you? is always a NO NO too.

Thanks for dropping by.

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