My God's better than your my God's better than your'sMy God's better cuz he eats heaven rationsMy God's better than your'sYou're God will love the tasty, tender, meaty flavor. Just add water to make a savory gravy, your God is sure to love.
OOOPS! My god just ate your god because yours was so plump from eating all of those Heaven Rations!
I love a good tasty god, but most people cook them too long.
Exactly! The best gods are always rare!
...a bit bored today?
Just entertaining my childlike ego.
Well now you've gone and grossed me out. God looks like we do, and I just can't get the picture of cannibals outta my head! Eat all of your God, or NO DESSERT!
Thus the expression, "Good God"!
Heard at communion. "Damn! That's a mighty tasty wafer! May I have another one?"
An even tastier meal is Hot God, sandwiched between 2 halves of a Role Play, with lashings of Fried Unions. You can even squeeze on some Must(try)ard which adds to the Zest of Living.
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