Guys Talk Themselves Right Out of A Date On the Inter net!!

Wow I can't get a date In the town I live in as the population is like 2500, so, I have resorted to the inter net to try to snag myself some company as I am tired of all the wasted days, and wasted nights to coin a phrase from days gone by..

It is not easy the fact is in four years of various websites I have accepted maybe 5 dates. One reason is I am truly in "Red-Neck" country, and my idea of a date is not really the KFC drive thru where your date will then remove his teeth from his shirt pocket where he keeps them in case he runs up on a chicken leg to munch on, and as soon as he is finished back in the shirt pocket they go. I have since started putting on my criteria for a date,not only must you have teeth they must be in your mouth!!

Of course One gentleman sent me an email, and said he was more interested in finding out how sexually compatible we are before he gets to far along into the game of romance..

hmmm.. With that approach he will never know with us!As recent as today I had a gentleman ask me on a weekend trip,as these type emails can sometimes be entertaining I played along, and asked where he was taking me,His reply"where ever you buy the gas to".

I got a very complimentary email today as well, the guy said my profile pictures were hot..woo hoo!! so I took a peek at his profile, no picture! I didn't really read his profile at this time I wanted more to know what he looked like,but no picture!! So, I sent him a reply "sorry I am unable to return the compliment ,but if you let me know what post office I may view your photo I shall try to do the same".

He replied since I was sarcastic he would take a pass on me,I then read his profile...He was married.. Gee I am batting a thousand here.

Always the younger guys ask me out..and for the most part they are gentleman about it,but I really want someone I can take seriously, and someone the age of my children I can't find it in myself to consider a date with someone my child's age..

Tonight someone I have chatted with for over a year asked me out,I finally said yes, and gave him my phone number when he calls he was critiquing my dress code on my profile he kept right on talking until he too,talked himself right out of a date.

I have had men send me an email that said "date me,marry me,lets get off the net". I don't think it goes just like that.

A man sent me a 50 question application,very personal which I answered honestly and as erotically as I could then blocked him so he couln't ever email me again, LOL. A lawyer seemed like a viable suitor to me,I met him for coffee he had failed to mention he was as big around as he was tall and that he was disbarred also still legally married as he and his wife just couldn't settle..

I am either on the wrong website,asking the wrong questions,or I have a terrible profile, surely it is not that I live 100 miles from no where and no one is willing to travel to get someone of my caliber!