Twitter - The Funny Side (Part 2)
This is part 2 of my Funny Twitter Article. Many of you have read Part one - The Funny Side of Twitter and enjoyed it. I use Twitter for work and I can’t help notice the humourous side of it sometimes, so I share more Funny Tweets below:
1) This New Year, I will give 100% - 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday.
2) Apples!! 3 Apples changed the world: 1st one seduced Eve, 2nd awakened Newton, 3rd one is Apple iPhone.
3) Be Eco-friendly & turn off your lights when you leave the room. How would you feel it, if someone turned you on & then left?
4) My therapist told me the way to achieve Inner Peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I’ve finished 2 boxes of Chocolates ….
5) Relationships - Wife who put husband in doghouse, soon find him in cathouse and Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.
6) Some mums think "LOL" means "Lots of Love". A Mum texts her son, "Your grandma has just died. LOL".
7) When I say - "I've cleaned my room", That usually means "I've made a path from the door to my bed..."
8) I have always believed that writing advertisements is the second most profitable form of writing. The first, of course, is ransom notes. ~ P Dusenberry.
9) I was pulled over by the police... "Have we been drinking, Sir?" "No" I replied. "I don't remember you buying me a pint."
10) When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him - 'Whose?'
~ Don Marquis
More about Twitter...
- Twitter: The Funny Side
Enjoy the Humour on Twitter.
- Writing Online - Tweeting while Sleeping
Save time by scheduling your Tweets.
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