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ChrisLincoln

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So, you’re thinking, who is this guy, and why should you read his stuff?

You are a very busy, and exceptionally good looking, person. You don’t have time to mess about on the profile page of a hairy ex-Englishman in California, who believes he is funny.

But, everyone needs a good laugh every now and then, so why not take a quick peek...

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Or support his writing habit by buying his book...

http://www.lulu.com/content/paperback-book/homo-domesticus/12217500

Or

visit his web site at...

http://www.chrislincoln-speaker.com

Thanks for dropping by,

Chris

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  • Playing Nice In The Sandbox...
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    Playing Nice In The Sandbox...

    6 years ago

    It is important to abide by the rules of the sandbox: Throwing sand is never OK. Being mean will eventually result in you playing, unhappily, on your own. No taking of other peoples buckets without asking No...

  • Top Ten Reasons For Not Having A Cat...
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    Top Ten Reasons For Not Having A Cat...

    6 years ago

    10. Jealousy. Thou shalt at all times adore the cat, even if said cat is ignoring you. Anything that is not the cat, and you have any affection for, can be destroyed with impunity. 9. Aroma. Usually the cat...

  • OK UK?: The Royal Wedding...
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    OK UK?: The Royal Wedding...

    10 months ago

    As Kate and William are now joined in holy matrimony, a joyous occasion to be sure, I can not help but be a little concerned about the country as a whole... Royal Weddings are England’s last great industry. As a...

  • Big Fat Failure...
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    Big Fat Failure...

    10 months ago

    I am not as svelte as I would like to be. Like many men on the wrong side of fifty, I have acquired more of me than intended. My brain, however, has not compensated for this, happily delusional that I'm still...

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