When I was in middle school, I watched Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide. I'm not proud of my actions, but that's what happened. When the series ended, I forgot it ever existed and went on with my life. Then, as I was recently skimming...
I had the opportunity to sit in on an interview with Penn State president Graham Spanier. Supposedly, it is a once-in-a-lifetime event that looks nice on a résumé. That may be true, but I chose to bar myself from interacting with this prestigious...
In honor of how cyclonically exhausted I am, here is a list of words I made during what I ascertain to be a journalistic class I had sometime between now and yesterday. Enjoy! 1. Compliment the mayor on how shiny his flowing chin blubber is. 2....
In honor of how cyclonically exhausted I am, here is a list of words I made during what I ascertain to be a journalistic class I had sometime between now and 2010.
In life, we all have goals for what we want to do in the future. Whether the distant future or a few moments away from the currently, humankind strives constantly.
There are a select few who know my secret addiction. It's difficult to tell you because it's actually really appalling, but here it goes.