Well, it's certainly better than that Halloween movie!
I'm so sad right now.
Well, at least it's better than Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom.
And you thought the original Annabelle was bad!
What can I say? I'm a fan of the franchise!
This franchise has truly fallen!
I mean....it's certainly not a bad movie....O.O
A review of the horror film 'Pyewacket.'
This is how you make a horror movie!
The antithesis of Happy Death Day!
Well, it's at least better than Justice League.....
My thoughts on the Death Wish remake and the controversy surrounding the film's "badly timed" release.
A celebration of everything that I love about movies!
Someone! Help me understand!
A look back at the movies of 2017!
Not one you'll remember for very long once the end credits start rolling!
Not very impressive!
Unoriginal, unexciting....and one of my absolute favorite movies of this year!
This is the first film adaptation I've seen of Agatha Christie's famous book! Here are my thoughts on the movie!
No seriously, just hang up!
A review of the terrific movie, 'The Crow.'
So very bad, and yet, so very entertaining!
A review of the horror film 'Rings.'
This may be cliche but don't say it...don't think it....don't watch it!!!!
A review of the horror film 'StageFright.'
Cult of Chucky should have taken notes!
Worse than the Marcus Nispel remake! YUCK!!!
A review of a horror classic!
A review of 'Creepshow 2,' one of my guilty pleasures.
A review of the sci-fi sequel 'Blade Runner 2049.'
Far more effective than what I was expecting!
A review of the film 'It Comes at Night.' Also my 200th article!
Why do I do this to myself? :(
Boy, were the trailers misleading for this one!
Happy Friday the 13th!
Oh Aronofsky! What have ye wrought? Dx
OH COME ON!!!!! DX
An overlooked 80s horror film!
An okay sci-fi mystery with a title that might prove to be prophetic!
A review of the 2017 film adaptation of 'It.' Now this is how you do horror!
It's a one-timer. O.O
Well, I still like David Sandberg...
I hate this movie.
Style and terrific action scenes save this movie from its underwhelming story...
In Alien: Covenant, no one can hear you scream because.....
The Force IS NOT strong with this one! D:
Seriously, why do fans hate this one so much???
Yup! They still got it!
Yeah, yeah, I know. I'm very late!
Dear Osgood Perkins.... You scare me!!!! OO_OO
Time to take out last year's trash!!!!
BAH! So close!!!!
I liked it! :)
A passable B-movie.....WITH ONE OF THE WORST ENDINGS EVER!!!!!!
A surprisingly good sequel!
In the immortal words of Ed from Ed, Edd, & Eddy: "I smell rotten something I !!!"
I liked it well enough the first time I watched it. The second time, however....
Perhaps this year's most frustrating film...
I've played FPS video games with more substance than this steaming pile of....
FANTASTIC MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!! 8D 8D 8D
Well, it worked!
Just a friendly letter to Paul Greengrass....
One of this year's very best films!
Love it! :D
A movie that'll make your cheeks hurt from laughing so hard! XD
Oh, how I loathe this film! HOW DID THIS GET A 70% ON ROTTENTOMATOES?!?!?!
It's a lot of fun, although I liked Winter Soldier better. :P
Lower your expectations, and it makes for a pretty decent rental.
Yeah, it sucks, but it's still better than the first!
That's what I'm talking about!!!!!! :D :D :D :D
A movie with more than a few "What the f*#@!?" moments in it.
Been slacking with my writing. Here are some capsule reviews to catch up on what I've seen since my last 2016 review
The Final Chapter? I wish!
BAD! BAD! BAD! BAD! BAD! DX
It's certainly better than part 1! A semi-guilty pleasure.
It's surprising how long this franchise is lasting, given how bad the first movie is!
So sue me, I liked it! :)
Not one of the best from that decade! :/
Not that bad, given that it's a Michael Bay movie.
The list of the worst movies of 2016 can officially begin now!
It just isn't for me. :/
An amazing motion picture!
A solid concluding chapter!
It's by no means a bad movie, but given how good Trick 'r Treat was, it is kind of a letdown.
The name's Blah, James Blah!
Come on, Hollywood. Quit trying to fix what ain't broken!
Well, at least the first movie was good.
I don't care what the other critics say: I love this movie!
Well, it's not AS bad as some have said...
Happy Halloween Hubpages!
Director: Alan Taylor Cast: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Emilia Clarke, Jai Courtney, Jason Clarke, J.K. Simmons, Lee Byung-hun The Terminator franchise had hit a snag ever since the release of T2 back in 1991. While the first two movies were terrific...
Boy, I'm late on this one. Oh well. Here are my thoughts on the #1 movie right now.
An action movie masterpiece!
Good grief! O_O
Sometimes, it helps to have low expectations!
Believe the hype!
A look back at one of the most highly rated movies from last year.
Reviews for: SpongeBob Squarepants: Sponge Out of Water, Paddington, The World Made Straight, Project Almanac, and Seventh Son
One of the darkest and most disturbing thrillers you're likely to see....and one of the best.
Finally got it done. And it only took me two weeks! (Can you say "slacker"?)
To da dump! To da dump! To da dump! Dump! Dump!
Thank God it's finally over!
While critics are right in that this isn't as good as Catching Fire, it's still a pretty darn good movie!
Maybe my expectations were just too high. O.O
He's baaaaaaaaaaack!!!! :D
Seriously, was this movie really necessary? o.O
The less you know about it going in, the better.
I wanted to like this movie. I really, really, REALLY did! :(
What an amazing movie this is!
While not a "fun" movie like this year's Non-stop, this is a satisfying and well-made thriller.
In my best of 2013 list, I said this movie was the biggest guilty pleasure of the year. Having seen it since, I stand by what I said. Now here's why!
It's a pity this movie didn't vanish along with her.
Wow. Surprisingly it.....doesn't suck! O.O
Not great, but still a lot of fun! :)
A lot of sound and fury, signifying nothing! :/
What a weirdo movie this is! O.O
This got a 94% on Rottentomatoes? Really? o_O
An incredibly silly but exquisitely directed thriller!
An entertaining and faithful adaptation of John Green's novel.
An action/horror hybrid that had the potential to be so much better.
Yikes! At least the X-Men movie is still in theaters!
This summer's crowning achievement: 4 stars!
Here it is: The funniest movie of 2014 so far!!!
Not at all as epic as the trailers made it look, but still, it was fun.
In a year that gave us horror movie gems like Oculus and The Den, why bother with something like this?
Spider-Man! Spider-Man! Does whatever a spider can!
A refreshingly good (if very bloody) horror show! And to think, I watched this movie on my iPod! O.O
Some movies were never meant to be remade!
Filmmaker Mike Flanagan takes his 2006 short film Oculus: Chapter 3 - The Man with the Plan (co-scripted by Jeff Seidman), and turns it into a pretty compelling feature film!
Thoughtful, exciting, and totally bad ass! I want to see it again!!!!
The epic story from the Book of Genesis gets the big screen treatment. The result? Well, it's better than Sabotage, for what that's worth.
As a fan of the big guy, I have to ask: What the f***?!?!?!?!
Well, at least it's not based on a Stephenie Meyer book! Yeesh! O.O
Well, this is a pleasant surprise. :)
Here it is: The start of my list of the worst movies of 2014.
A pitch-perfect example of how to make a genuine, funny, and emotionally wrenching human drama.
Wow, this took me a lot longer to write than I thought it would. Oh well, here are my picks for the best movies (that I saw) of 2013.
A look at the worst movies of last year (that I saw anyway). Should have the best of the year in a week or less!
I freakin' love this movie!!!
Catching up on the movies I've seen.
Although it's not the worst action movie of the year, it's still pretty darn awful!
Passion is proof that endings can make or break a movie!
It's rare to see a movie that's so good you almost feel embarrassed to write about it, but that's the kind of movie this is. Here is my long overdue review!
A look at the sequel to 2012's popular, and grossly over-hyped, horror anthology!
Love it! :D
A supernatural horror film that worked for a lot of people....except me. :(
A movie you won't easily forget!
A fun Halloween romp! :D :D :D
A fun film for a dark and stormy night! :P
A decent sequel to Carpenter's masterpiece!
A look at the new Carrie movie. Is it any good?
A horror masterpiece! :D
Not a good movie, but entertaining if you don't expect much from it.
A solid adaptation of John W. Campbell's Who Goes There?
A classic horror show! :D
Dark and Grim Thriller Has Enough Going For It to Recommend
Sixth time was the charm for the otherwise ho-hum Friday the 13th franchise.
Scream 3: Where the franchise began to make its decline.
Director: Wes Craven Cast: Neve Campbell, Courtney Cox, David Arquette, Jamie Kennedy, Jerry O'Connell, Liev Schreiber, Elise Neal, Timothy Olyphant, Laurie Metcalf, Duane Martin, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Jada Pinkett, Omar Epps A lot of Scream 2's...
A look back at the horror classic Scream, directed by Wes Craven
The Frighteners may be all special-effects, but it's still a lot of fun!
A look back on The Faculty, one of my favorite Guilty Pleasures.
"Mama" opens up with a bang and ends in a whimper.
Mark Wahlberg and Russell Crowe face off in the crime thriller Broken City.
Fourth time is not the charm for Peter Jackson's return to Middle Earth in this adaptation of The Hobbit.
Solid cop drama hurt by awful cinematography!
Long overdue review for the Robert Zemeckis drama "Flight."
Here's a review for the new version of Victor Hugo's Les Miserables. There is one aspect about the film that is destined to take home an Oscar. Everything else....
Director: Sam Mendes Cast: Daniel Craig, Javier Bardem, Judi Dench, Naomi Harris, Ralph Fiennes, Ben Whishaw, Bérénice Lim Marlohe, Albert Finney It's frickin' phenomenal! Turning 50 this year, and with 23 films to its credit, the James Bond...
Director: Henry Joost and Ariel Schulman Cast: Kathryn Newton, Matt Shively, Katie Featherston, Sprague Grayden, Brady Allen, Stephen Dunham As I sat in my chair watching Paranormal Activity 4, I noticed something: The main house in the film, as...
Director: Scott Derrickson Cast: Ethan Hawke, Juliet Rylance, Michael Hall D'Addario, Clare Foley, James Ransone, Fred Dalton Thompson, Nicholas King, Vincent D'Onofrio Synopsis: Hoping to recapture the success of his true crime novel “Kentucky...
Director: Roger Christian Cast: John Travolta, Barry Pepper, Kim Coates, Forrest Whitaker, Sabine Karsenti, Kelly Preston There are bad movies, and there are awful movies. Then there are films so indefensibly putrid that you feel soul sick just...
Director: Jan De Bont Cast: Lili Taylor, Liam Neeson, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Owen Wilson, Bruce Dern, Marian Seldes Synopsis: Brought to the ornate Gothic Hill House mansion under the false pretense that they will be participating in an experiment...
Director: Joseph Reuben Cast: Julianne Moore, Dominic West, Anthony Edwards, Gary Sinise, Alfre Woodward, Linus Roache The Forgotten just might very well be the hardest movie I've ever written about. On the one hand, this is one of the most...
Director: Rian Johnson Cast: Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Bruce Willis, Jeff Daniels, Emily Blunt, Pierce Gagnon, Paul Dano, Garret Dillahunt When I sat down to watch Looper, I knew the basic idea behind the film, but nothing more than that. There's a...
Director: Mark Tonderai Cast: Jennifer Lawrence, Elisabeth Shue, Mark Thieriot, Nolan Gerard Funk, Gil Bellows House at the End of the Street is a movie that seems bound and determined to suck in any way it possibly can. Movies this bad don't...
Director: John Hillicoat Cast: Shia LaBeouf, Tom Hardy, Jason Clarke, Jessica Chastain, Mia Wasikowska, Guy Pearce, Dane DeHaan Synopsis: Lawless tells the true story of the Bondurant brothers – – runt of the litter Jack (Shia LaBeouf) and...
Director: David Koepp Cast: Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Michael Shannon, Aasif Mandvi, Dania Ramierez, Jamie Cheung, Wole Parks The lead characters in Premium Rush are bicycle messengers in New York City. They peddle 50 miles an hour down busy city...
Director: Ole Bornedal Cast: Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Kyra Sedgwick, Natasha Calis, Grant Snow, Matisyahu, Madison Davenport Synopsis: After purchasing a mysterious wooden box at a yard sale, young Emily Brennek (Natasha Calis) begins behaving...
Director: Juan Carlos Fresnadillo Cast: Clive Owen, Carice Van Houten. Ella Purnell, Pilar Lopez de Ayala, Izan Corchero, Daniel Bruhn Synopsis: Intruders is about an evil being named Hollow Face, a closet dwelling boogeyman who terrorizes two...
Director: Gabe Torres Cast: Stephen Dorff, Chyler Leigh, JR Bourne, Tom Berenger Brake is an effectively claustrophobic thriller about a man trapped in the trunk of a police car. About 95% of the film takes place within confines of the trunk, and...
Director: Joseph Kahn Cast: Shanley Caswell, Josh Hutcherson, Dane Cook, Spencer Locke, James Black, Alison Woods “If your face hurts my fist, I'm gonna punch harder.” – – dialogue from Detention. Wow. Just...wow. You've heard of...