88- 0
New Review: You're Killing Me (2023)
A decent one-timer, if you can forgive it when it....
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New Review: Malum (2023)
Bigger but not better...
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New Review: Sisu (2023)
A movie about a badass killing Nazis should be a lot more fun than this....
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New Review: "Evil Dead Rise" (2023)
"Evil Dead Rise" is a 2023 American supernatural horror film written and directed by Lee Cronin, and the fifth installment of the "Evil Dead" franchise.
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New Review: The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023)
Man, I really wanted to like this movie....
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New Review: Last Shift (2014)
Yeah, once was enough.
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New Review: "Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves" (2023)
Starring Chris Pine, Michelle Rodriguez, and Hugh Grant, "Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves" (2023) is a fun adventure film that never takes itself too seriously.
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New Review: John Wick Chapter 4 (2023)
If this is the end....thank goodness. It's still fun...
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Golden Cinema: Knowing (2009)
I know I'm alone on this, and that's alright with me. :)
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Golden Cinema: Nine Days (2021)
Now THIS is a movie!
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Boston Strangler (2023)
This should have been so much better...
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"Scream VI" (2023)
"Scream VI" (2023) stars Melissa Barrera, Jenna Ortega, Hayden Panettiere, and Courteney Cox. While it has great performances and a few great scenes, the movie falls apart in the end.
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Movie Review: "Bullet Train" (2022)
Ooof
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"Prey" for a Better Movie
It's hard not to compare this movie with the original when so many have done just that...
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'Annabelle Comes Home' Review
A review of the latest film in the Conjuring franchise.
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New Review: 'Shazam!' (2019)
A review of the latest film from the DC cinematic universe.
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New Review: Suspiria (2018)
Well, it's certainly better than that Halloween movie!
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New Review: 'Halloween' (2018)
I'm so sad right now.
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Catching Up: Sicario: Day of the Soldado (2018)
Well, at least it's better than Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom.
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Review: "The Nun" Is a Gloomy, Jump-Scare-Filled Mess
And you thought the original "Annabelle" was bad! Check out my full review of "The Nun," which pales in comparison to the "Conjuring" movies.
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New Review: 'Mission: Impossible: Fallout' (2018)
What can I say? I'm a fan of the franchise!
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New Review: Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)
This franchise has truly fallen!
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New Review: Hereditary (2018)
I mean....it's certainly not a bad movie....O.O
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Movie Review: "Pyewacket" (2018)
Here's my full review of the horror film "Pyewacket" (2018). This movie was directed by Adam McDonald and stars Nicole Muñoz as Leah and Chloe Rose as Janice.
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New Review: "A Quiet Place" (2018)
This is how you make a horror movie!
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New Review: Blumhouse's "Truth or Dare" (2018)
My review of Jeff Wadlow's "Truth or Dare," otherwise known as the antithesis of "Happy Death Day." Released in 2018 and featuring actress Lucy Hale, this movie was not what I expected... in a bad way.
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New Review: "Batman: Gotham by Gaslight" (2018)
The 2018 Warner Bros. animated film "Batman: Gotham by Gaslight" takes place in the Victorian Age. Anyway, it's at least better than "Justice League"...
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New Review: 'Death Wish' (2018)
My thoughts on the Death Wish remake and the controversy surrounding the film's "badly timed" release.
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New Review: 'Annihilation' (2018)
A celebration of everything that I love about movies!
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Ah, the 1980s: "Agnes of God" (1985) Film Review
The 1985 film "Agnes of God" stars Jane Fonda and is written by John Pielmeier. But who was the father, and can someone please explain the ending? I do my best to answer both questions in this review.
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A Recap of the Worst and Best Movies of 2017
A look back at the movies of 2017!
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New Review: Lady Bird (2017)
It's nice....
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New Review: The Limehouse Golem (2017)
Not one you'll remember for very long once the end credits start rolling!
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New Review: Free Fire (2017)
Not very impressive!
- 2
New Review: Thor: Ragnarok (2017)
Unoriginal, unexciting....and one of my absolute favorite movies of this year!
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New Review: Murder on the Orient Express (2017)
This is the first film adaptation I've seen of Agatha Christie's famous book! Here are my thoughts on the movie!
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Happy Halloween: Don't Hang Up (2017) Review
No seriously, just hang up!
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Happy Halloween: The Babysitter (2017) Review
Meh.
- 0
Happy Halloween: "The Crow" (1994) Review
Here is a review of the terrific 1994 action-fantasy movie "The Crow."
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Happy Halloween: End of Days (1999) Review
So very bad, and yet, so very entertaining!
- 0
Happy Halloween: Rings (2017) Review
A review of the horror film 'Rings.'
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Happy Halloween: The Bye-Bye Man (2017) Review
This may be cliche but don't say it...don't think it....don't watch it!!!!
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Happy Halloween: "StageFright" (1987) Review
Is "StageFright" worth watching? Here's a look at the plot, character development, and setup of this late '80s horror flick.
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Happy Halloween: "Child's Play" (1988) Review
The 1988 film "Child's Play" introduced the world of horror-mystery to Chucky, the homicidal doll. Subsequent films featuring him should have taken notes!
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Happy Halloween: "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2" (1986) Review
"The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2" is worse than the Marcus Nispel remake! Here's why.
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Happy Halloween: "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" (1974) Review
The classic 1974 horror film "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" is a straight-up exercise in terror. My review explains why that's a brilliant achievement.
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Happy Halloween: "Creepshow 2" (1987) Review
Read on for a review of "Creepshow 2," one of my guilty pleasures.
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New Review: 'Blade Runner 2049' (2017)
A review of the sci-fi sequel 'Blade Runner 2049.'
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Happy Halloween: "Gerald's Game" (2017)
This horror flick was far more effective than I was expecting! Here's why.
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New Review: 'It Comes at Night' (2017)
A review of the film 'It Comes at Night.' Also my 200th article!
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New Review: The Emoji Movie (2017)
Why do I do this to myself? :(
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Better Watch Out (2017) Review
Boy, were the trailers misleading for this one!
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New Review: Happy Death Day (2017)
Happy Friday the 13th!
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New Review: mother! (2017)
Oh Aronofsky! What have ye wrought? Dx
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New Review: Rememory (2017)
OH COME ON!!!!! DX
- 2
Ah, the 80s: Pumpkinhead (1988)
An overlooked 80s horror film!
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New Review: 'Phoenix Forgotten' (2017)
An okay sci-fi mystery with a title that might prove to be prophetic!
- 0
New Review: 'It' (2017)
A review of the 2017 film adaptation of 'It.' Now this is how you do horror!
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New Review: Berlin Syndrome (2017)
It's a one-timer. O.O
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New Review: Annabelle: Creation (2017)
Well, I still like David Sandberg...
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New Review: Death Note (2017)
A review of "Death Note." I hate this movie.
- 2
New Review: Atomic Blonde (2017)
Style and terrific action scenes save this movie from its underwhelming story...
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New Review: Alien: Covenant (2017)
In Alien: Covenant, no one can hear you scream because.....
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Catching Up: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016)
The Force IS NOT strong with this one! D:
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A Look Back: Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)
Seriously, why do fans hate this one so much???
- 2
New Review: The Fate of the Furious (2017)
Yup! They still got it!
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My Favorite Films of 2016
Yeah, yeah, I know. I'm very late!
- 2
New Review: The Blackcoat's Daughter (2015/2016/2017)
Dear Osgood Perkins.... You scare me!!!! OO_OO
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Worst films of 2016
Time to take out last year's trash!!!!
- 2
New Review: The Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016)
BAH! So close!!!!
- 3
New Review: Sully (2016)
I liked it! :)
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Catching Up: The Shallows (2016)
A passable B-movie.....WITH ONE OF THE WORST ENDINGS EVER!!!!!!
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Catching Up: The Conjuring 2 (2016)
A surprisingly good sequel!
- 3
New Review: Blair Witch (2016)
In the immortal words of Ed from Ed, Edd, & Eddy: "I smell rotten something I !!!"
- 2
Catching up: The Neon Demon (2016)
YIKES! O_O
- 2
Catching Up: The Witch (2016)
I liked it well enough the first time I watched it. The second time, however....
- 2
New Review: Morgan (2016)
Perhaps this year's most frustrating film...
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Catching Up: Hardcore Henry (2016)
I've played FPS video games with more substance than this steaming pile of....
- 3
New Review: Hell or High Water (2016)
FANTASTIC MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!! 8D 8D 8D
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Catching Up: "Goodnight Mommy" (2014)
Here's my review of "Goodnight Mommy" (2014). I got one word for this film: nope! "Goodnight Mommy" stars Lucas and Elias Schwarz and Susanne Wuest.
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New Review: Don't Breathe (2016)
Well, it worked!
- 0
Catching Up: Jason Bourne (2016)
Just a friendly letter to Paul Greengrass....
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Catching Up: Eye in the Sky (2016)
One of this year's very best films!
- 4
Catching Up: "10 Cloverfield Lane" (2016) Movie Review
A review of the 2016 sci-fi psychological horror film "10 Cloverfield Lane," starring Mary Elizabeth Winstead, John Goodman, and John Gallagher, Jr.
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Movies You Love to Hate: "The Manitou" (1978)
"The Manitou" is a movie that'll make your cheeks hurt from laughing so hard!
- 0
New Review: Remember (2016)
Oh, how I loathe this film! HOW DID THIS GET A 70% ON ROTTENTOMATOES?!?!?!
- 0
New Review: Captain America: Civil War (2016)
It's a lot of fun, although I liked Winter Soldier better. :P
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New Review: Forsaken (2016)
Lower your expectations, and it makes for a pretty decent rental.
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Review of "The Huntsman: Winter's War" (2016)
Yeah, it sucks, but it's still better than the first!
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Film Review: The Invitation (2016)
That's what I'm talking about!!!!!! :D :D :D :D
- 2
New Review: Holidays (2016)
A movie with more than a few "What the f*#@!?" moments in it.
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Capsule Thoughts: Southbound, Deadpool, Pride + Prejudice + Zombies, JeruZalem
Been slacking with my writing. Here are some capsule reviews to catch up on what I've seen since my last 2016 review
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Ah, the 80s!: Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)
The Final Chapter? I wish!
- 0
Ah, the 80s!: Friday the 13th part 3 (1982)
BAD! BAD! BAD! BAD! BAD! DX
- 0
Ah, the 80s!: Friday the 13th part 2 (1981)
It's certainly better than part 1! A semi-guilty pleasure.
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Ah, the 80s!: Friday the 13th (1980)
It's surprising how long this franchise is lasting, given how bad the first movie is!
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Ah, the 90s!: With Honors (1994)
So sue me, I liked it! :)
- 0
Ah, The 80s!: Sweet Hearts Dance (1988)
Not one of the best from that decade! :/
- 2
New Review: 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi (2016)
Not that bad, given that it's a Michael Bay movie.
- 0
New Review: The 5th Wave (2016)
The list of the worst movies of 2016 can officially begin now!
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Ah, the 90s: Fight Club (1999)
It just isn't for me. :/
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New Review: The Boy (2016)
Um....okay. :/
- 3
New Review: The Revenant (2015)
An amazing motion picture!
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New Review: The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 2 (2015)
A solid concluding chapter!
- 2
New Review: Krampus (2015)
It's by no means a bad movie, but given how good Trick 'r Treat was, it is kind of a letdown.
- 2
New Review: Spectre (2015)
The name's Blah, James Blah!
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Catching Up: Poltergeist (2015)
Come on, Hollywood. Quit trying to fix what ain't broken!
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Catching Up: Pitch Perfect 2 (2015)
Well, at least the first movie was good.
- 4
Catching Up: Tomorrowland (2015)
I don't care what the other critics say: I love this movie!
- 2
Catching Up: The Gallows (2015)
Well, it's not AS bad as some have said...
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New Review: Tales of Halloween (2015)
Happy Halloween Hubpages!
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Final Review: Terminator: Genisys (2015)
Director: Alan Taylor Cast: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Emilia Clarke, Jai Courtney, Jason Clarke, J.K. Simmons, Lee Byung-hun The Terminator franchise had hit a snag ever since the release of T2 back in 1991. While the first two movies were terrific...
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New Review: The Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)
Boy, I'm late on this one. Oh well. Here are my thoughts on the #1 movie right now.
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Ah, the '80s: Die Hard (1988)
An action movie masterpiece!
- 4
New Review: Serena (2015)
Good grief! O_O
- 0
New Review: Unfriended (2015)
It's sucktastic!
- 0
New Review: The Woman in Black 2: Angel of Death (2015)
Sometimes, it helps to have low expectations!
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New Review: Furious Seven (2015)
Impressive! :)
- 2
New Review: It Follows (2015)
Believe the hype!
- 2
New Review: The Drop (2014)
A look back at one of the most highly rated movies from last year.
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Capsule Thoughts: Recent 2015 Releases
Reviews for: SpongeBob Squarepants: Sponge Out of Water, Paddington, The World Made Straight, Project Almanac, and Seventh Son
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New Review: Killers (2014/2015)
One of the darkest and most disturbing thrillers you're likely to see....and one of the best.
- 2
A Recap of The Best Movies of 2014
Finally got it done. And it only took me two weeks! (Can you say "slacker"?)
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The Worst Movies of 2014
To da dump! To da dump! To da dump! Dump! Dump!
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New Review: The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies (2014)
Thank God it's finally over!
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New Review: The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1
While critics are right in that this isn't as good as Catching Fire, it's still a pretty darn good movie!
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New Review: Interstellar (2014)
Maybe my expectations were just too high. O.O
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New Review: John Wick (2014)
He's baaaaaaaaaaack!!!! :D
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New Review: Annabelle (2014)
Seriously, was this movie really necessary? o.O
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New Review: Gone Girl (2014)
The less you know about it going in, the better.
- 2
New Review: The Boxtrolls (2014)
I wanted to like this movie. I really, really, REALLY did! :(
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New Review: Ida (2014)
What an amazing movie this is!
- 4
New Review: The Maze Runner (2014)
WEAK!!!!
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New Review: A Walk Among the Tombstones (2014)
While not a "fun" movie like this year's Non-stop, this is a satisfying and well-made thriller.
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New Review: The Lone Ranger (2013)
In my best of 2013 list, I said this movie was the biggest guilty pleasure of the year. Having seen it since, I stand by what I said. Now here's why!
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New Review: Megan is Missing (2011)
It's a pity this movie didn't vanish along with her.
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New Review: The November Man (2014)
Complete garbage!
- 0
New Review: As Above, So Below (2014)
Wow. Surprisingly it.....doesn't suck! O.O
- 2
Movie Review: The Expendables 3 (2014)
Phooey! >:(
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New Review: Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
Not great, but still a lot of fun! :)
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New Review: Into the Storm
A lot of sound and fury, signifying nothing! :/
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New Review: Under the Skin (2014)
What a weirdo movie this is! O.O
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New Review: Snowpiercer (2014)
This got a 94% on Rottentomatoes? Really? o_O
- 2
New Review: The Sacrament (2014)
Yuck! D:
- 0
New Review: Grand Piano (2014)
An incredibly silly but exquisitely directed thriller!
- 4
New Review: The Fault in our Stars (2014)
An entertaining and faithful adaptation of John Green's novel.
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New Review: Raze (2014)
An action/horror hybrid that had the potential to be so much better.
- 4
New Review: Maleficent (2014)
Yikes! At least the X-Men movie is still in theaters!
- 0
New Review: X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014)
This summer's crowning achievement: 4 stars!
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New Review: Mr. Jones (2014)
Here it is: The funniest movie of 2014 so far!!!
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New Review: Godzilla (2014)
Not at all as epic as the trailers made it look, but still, it was fun.
- 4
New Review: The Quiet Ones (2014)
In a year that gave us horror movie gems like Oculus and The Den, why bother with something like this?
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Double Review: The Amazing Spider-Man 1 & 2
Spider-Man! Spider-Man! Does whatever a spider can!
- 2
New Review: The Den (2014)
A refreshingly good (if very bloody) horror show! And to think, I watched this movie on my iPod! O.O
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New Review: Robocop (2014)
Some movies were never meant to be remade!
- 2
New Review: Oculus (2014)
Filmmaker Mike Flanagan takes his 2006 short film Oculus: Chapter 3 - The Man with the Plan (co-scripted by Jeff Seidman), and turns it into a pretty compelling feature film!
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New Review: Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Thoughtful, exciting, and totally bad ass! I want to see it again!!!!
- 6
New Review: Noah (2014)
The epic story from the Book of Genesis gets the big screen treatment. The result? Well, it's better than Sabotage, for what that's worth.
- 4
New Review: Sabotage (2014)
As a fan of the big guy, I have to ask: What the f***?!?!?!?!
- 4
New Review: Divergent (2014)
Well, at least it's not based on a Stephenie Meyer book! Yeesh! O.O
- 4
New Review: Non-Stop (2014)
Well, this is a pleasant surprise. :)
- 0
New Review: 3 Days to Kill (2014)
Here it is: The start of my list of the worst movies of 2014.
- 5
New Review: Vampire Academy (2014)
Oh, boy!
- 4
New Review: Short Term 12 (2013)
A pitch-perfect example of how to make a genuine, funny, and emotionally wrenching human drama.
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The Best Movies of 2013
Wow, this took me a lot longer to write than I thought it would. Oh well, here are my picks for the best movies (that I saw) of 2013.
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The Worst Movies of 2013
A look at the worst movies of last year (that I saw anyway). Should have the best of the year in a week or less!
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New Review: Frozen (2013)
I freakin' love this movie!!!
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Capsule Thoughts: The Hunger Games: Catching Fire, Captain Phillips, Blackfish, The Hunt, You're Next
Catching up on the movies I've seen.
- 4
New Review: The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug (2013)
Grrrrrr!!!!! >:(
- 3
Movie Review: Getaway (2013)
Although it's not the worst action movie of the year, it's still pretty darn awful!
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Movie Review: Passion (2013)
Passion is proof that endings can make or break a movie!
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Paul Walker: 1973-2013
:(
- 4
New Review: Gravity (2013)
It's rare to see a movie that's so good you almost feel embarrassed to write about it, but that's the kind of movie this is. Here is my long overdue review!
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New Review: Thor: The Dark World (2013)
:/
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Movie Review: V/H/S 2 (2013)
A look at the sequel to 2012's popular, and grossly over-hyped, horror anthology!
- 2
Happy Halloween: A Look at Ed, Edd, & Eddy's Boo Haw Haw
Love it! :D
- 3
Happy Halloween: Evil Dead (2013) review
Ugh! O_O
- 0
Happy Halloween: Angel Heart (1987) review
A supernatural horror film that worked for a lot of people....except me. :(
- 0
Movie Review: Byzantium (2013)
Wow!
- 0
Happy Halloween: Jacob's Ladder (1990) review
A movie you won't easily forget!
- 2
Happy Halloween: Trick 'r Treat (2007) review
A fun Halloween romp! :D :D :D
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Happy Halloween: Creepshow (1982) review
A fun film for a dark and stormy night! :P
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Happy Halloween: Halloween II (1981) review
A decent sequel to Carpenter's masterpiece!
- 3
Happy Halloween: Carrie (2013) review
A look at the new Carrie movie. Is it any good?
- 0
Happy Halloween: Halloween (1978) review
A horror masterpiece! :D
- 0
Happy Halloween: House of Wax (2005) review
Not a good movie, but entertaining if you don't expect much from it.
- 3
Happy Halloween: John Carpenter's The Thing (1982) review
A solid adaptation of John W. Campbell's Who Goes There?
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Happy Halloween: A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) review
A classic horror show! :D
- 0
New Review: Prisoners (2013)
Dark and Grim Thriller Has Enough Going For It to Recommend
- 0
Movie Review: A Good Day to Die Hard (2013)
Er....mah.....gerd!
- 2
Movie Review: Friday the 13th part VI Jason Lives (1986)
Sixth time was the charm for the otherwise ho-hum Friday the 13th franchise.
- 0
Movie Review: Scream 3 (2000)
Scream 3: Where the franchise began to make its decline.
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Movie Review: Scream 2 (1997)
Director: Wes Craven Cast: Neve Campbell, Courtney Cox, David Arquette, Jamie Kennedy, Jerry O'Connell, Liev Schreiber, Elise Neal, Timothy Olyphant, Laurie Metcalf, Duane Martin, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Jada Pinkett, Omar Epps A lot of Scream 2's...
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Movie Review: Scream (1996)
A look back at the horror classic Scream, directed by Wes Craven
- 4
Movie Review: The Frighteners (1996)
The Frighteners may be all special-effects, but it's still a lot of fun!
- 4
Movie Review: The Faculty (1998)
A look back on The Faculty, one of my favorite Guilty Pleasures.
- 2
Movie Review: Mama (2013)
"Mama" opens up with a bang and ends in a whimper.
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Movie Review: Broken City (2013)
Mark Wahlberg and Russell Crowe face off in the crime thriller Broken City.
- 2
Movie Review: The Hobbit (2012)
Fourth time is not the charm for Peter Jackson's return to Middle Earth in this adaptation of The Hobbit.
- 3
Quick Thoughts on End of Watch (2012)
Solid cop drama hurt by awful cinematography!