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Don't Stink and Drive

Updated on April 23, 2013

Air Spencer CS-X3 Air Freshener

It's the air-freshener for those who need fresh air while remaining cool. Tuck it into your car for the scentual experience of a lifetime. It's smelly, but in a sweet bubble-gummy kind of way. Your friends will talk about you and probably post pictures of your ride on Facebook. Nothing could be cooler than that.

This shockingly hip device is refillable and comes with a cool CS-X3 logo embossed especially for you on the top. Get one for all your peeps.

Pure Citrus Air Freshener

Nothing smells more like citrus than citrus air freshener in a can. This can fits conveniently into your hand and can be sprayed into any modern vehicle including your car. It will cover up all the nasty odors and smells that accumulate beneath the seats. Keep an extra can safely stored in your garage for emergency smells that crop up from time to time.

Refresh Your Car Vent Sticks

Air emanates from the vents in your car. That air may as well be refreshed and pleasantly scented. It's your air: do what you want to do with it. Affix these Car Vent Sticks into the rushing stream of incoming air... in just moments you will be transported to a garden of Earthly delights or at least a meadow of hypo-allergenic wildflowers.

Air Freshener - Black Ice

Your rear-view mirror seems to always be in the way. This handy hanging air freshener gives it something to do besides cling to your windshield. It's light and airy and it smells good, about 12 inches from your driving nose. No other scent enhancing device is as universally adored and deployed as this shinning example of automotive ingenuity.

Wagan EL2022 Ionic Air Purifier

Use basic physics to purify your vehicular atmosphere. The Wagan EL2022 deploys billions of specially engineered atomic molecules that attach to stink and crush it like Oprah eating cookies. Simply plug it into your cigarette lighter: mother nature does the rest. Drive to pick up your significant other, secure in the comfortable knowledge that their nostrils will be in good hands.

Chemical Guys New Car Air Freshener

That new car smell makes everyone think you have a new car. This amazing extract made from real chemicals will fool everyone except you into believing that your 1976 Pinto is a brand-new Lamborghini. It's extremely concentrated: one simple bottle can be diluted into two gallons of basic water. That's enough aroma to sanitize a fleet of school buses at high noon in Death Valley.

Dove Men + Care 48h Non-Irritant AntiPerspirant Deodorant

Hey! Here's a thought....

Maybe it's not the car that stinks. Perhaps, just perhaps, you need a little chemical help in the armpit area. You may want to knock down that overgrowth of flora. Consider a liberal application of name-brand deodorant on both the left and right sides. Your car thanks you.

Caution: Stink lines ahead.
Caution: Stink lines ahead. | Source

Take the Pledge!

I promise never to stink and drive

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    • nicomp profile imageAUTHOR

      nicomp really 

      6 years ago from Ohio, USA

      @drbj : I'm here for everyone.

    • drbj profile image

      drbj and sherry 

      6 years ago from south Florida

      Thanks to you, m'dear, my auto has now been de-stinked. So I can go back to my pig farming with a clear conscience.

    • nicomp profile imageAUTHOR

      nicomp really 

      6 years ago from Ohio, USA

      @Minnetonka Twin: Thanks! Now buckle up...

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      Linda Rogers 

      6 years ago from Minnesota

      Ha~loved your title nicomp and the products. I enjoyed your poll~I voted. LOL Hit many buttons and voted up.


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