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It was a bright and lovely day.....
And I decided to go on a shopping spree to get a present for my mother, whose birthday was coming up. I waked into of of the Macy's crowded departments stores and headed over to the jewelry counter and thought of getting my mother a lovely brooch that I was sure she would love. I picked out a beautiful one shaped like a turtle. It really would not have been her style but this particular one had diamonds in the eyes and pearls on the shell. I thought she would love it, so I bought it for her.
Before I got into the elevator to check out another department, I was admiring the turtle, when I noticed that one of the diamonds was missing. Oh, no I thought, this will never do! I went straight back to the counter and told the lady I bought it from and she said I had to go up to the 4th floor and get a refund because it was the last one available. I got on the elevator and was so disappointed because I so wanted her to have it.
When the doors flew open, I walked right into an open space that seemed to be quite empty except for a clear glass jewelry case. Behind the counter was a woman that looked very familiar to me. I said, “Don't I know you from somewhere”? She smiled and said no. I said, “never mind”, and told her about the turtle with the missing diamond and she said, “ Here I have what you need,” and she pointed to the jewelry case. There was the turtle there to replace the broken one and she handed it to me. As I turned . to leave, I asked her why my turtle is the only thing in the whole department. I mean it struck me as very odd. She just smiled and told me to have a nice day.
I shook that strange feeling off and decided to do more shopping and tried to forget about the strange incident. After I finished shopping, I remembered that I needed my mother's brooch gift wrapped, so I decided to go back to the department where the strange lady was. When I got there the whole room was empty. I walked further int the room and I heard my name being called. Jane! Jane! I turned but no one was there, Jane! Jane! What is this I thought to myself, and started getting really spooked; when all of a sudden I walked into what looked like a warehouse looking room covered in mannequins.
I stood in the middle of the room frightened and kept hearing my name being called. OMG, could it be that the mannequins are talking to me? All of a sudden they all start moving and walking toward me. I start to scream and the mannequin that looks like the lady that sold me the brooch says to me not to be scared. She said to relax and I will remember what I needed to remember. I stood there and suddenly everything was coming back to me, I was remembering! The lady mannequin asked if I remembered,and I said, “Yes”! I’m I’m a mannequin, aren’t I? I’m a mannequin. Ah Jane everyone says, welcome back, we all were starting to worry about you when you didn't come back when you were supposed to. I said that I was sorry but I did forget, because once you are out in the real world, you become like everyone else. I forgot that we only have 30 days to be human and then we have to come back. I’m so sorry, But I was having ever so much fun! Oh how I wish I was human, Oh how I wish....
Meanwhile back at the hubnugget ranch....
Patty, Ripplemaker, KKG, Simone, Enelle and Redelf are all sitting around waiting for me to show up so we can decide on nominations for this weeks hubnuggets, when they decide to give me a call. I wake up with a start and pick up the phone. Its Patty on the line asking where I am. Yikes!, I totally overslept I tell her and boy did I have a doozy of a dream. I will tell you all about it when I get there. Okay Patty says and we all came up with a great gift idea for your mother's gift. We decided a turtle brooch with diamonds on it.....I stare off into space holding the phone in my hand...dodododododododo!!!
Which one of this week's Holidays and Celebrations nominees is your favorite?
- 20% GIFTS FOR BOYFRIEND'S BIRTHDAY
- 37% To a father growing old, nothing is dearer than a daughter
- 10% How to Cool Down the Summer Birthday
- 3% May Long Weekend
- 3% Father's Day Gift Ideas: Rocking Chair in 10 Easy Steps
- 27% Tips for Planning Your Child's Birthday Party!
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The Holidays and Celebrations Nominees
- GIFTS FOR BOYFRIEND'S BIRTHDAY
If you don't know what to get your boyfriend for his birthday then Gifts for Boyfriend's Birthday will help. These special gift ideas will help you find the perfect gift for the one you love. Don't know what to get your boyfriend for his birthday? Gi
- How to Cool Down the Summer Birthday
Summer birthdays can be hot but being outside can be made more comfortable by adding water!
- May Long Weekend
Looking for May long weekend ideas? Here are some top May 24 weekend and Memorial Day weekend suggestions to make your holiday a great one!
- Tips for Planning Your Child's Birthday Party!
10 Tips on how to help you plan your child birthday party! Let your child help with the planing and with picking the theme. MAke sure you keep the theme flowing thru-out the whole party, Plan activities to age of guest and many mor tips!! Everything
Which one of this week's Entertainment and Media nominees is your favorite?
- 26% 17 Ways To Annoy Me
- 5% 10 Excellent Summer Road Trip Albums
- 12% The Worst Movies on Netflix Instant: Best of the Worst
- 53% What to Say to Telemarketers, and my brush with Jerry Seinfeld.
- 2% The Films Of David Fincher
- 2% What makes Food Network so Addictive?
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The Entertainment and Media Nominees
- 17 Ways To Annoy Me
Since I'm new to Hub Pages, I figured I should introduce myself. And what is a better way to do so, then inform you of top 17 Ways To Annoy Me. Why a top 17 list? Because 10 is trite and 20 requires too much effort. Lesson one, I'm kind of lazy.
- The Worst Movies on Netflix Instant: Best of the Worst
This is a list of the worst movies to watch on Netflix instant. You know, the films that are tacky and cheesy, yet that is what makes them so awfully perfect to watch? So set your Netflix queue, grab a bowl of popcorn, and get ready for some of the w
- What to Say to Telemarketers, and my brush with Jerry Seinfeld.
Ever wondered what to say to those pesky telemarketers? Here's some help and interesting memories of my time working with Jerry Seinfeld.(Well, working AROUND him, actually). Are you listening? Is that ringing I hear in the background?
- The Films Of David Fincher
It's always entertaining and fun to have marathons. Usually a marathon consists of a trilogy or an entire series, whether it is a TV show or movies. Recently, I decided to have a David Fincher marathon. I decided not to go in any specific order, no..
- What makes Food Network so Addictive?
Food Network has a little something for everyone, the cook, the person who loves food, but doesn't cook, and the person who enjoys watching competition at its best. You can relax learn all about food and cooking, and spend time with some entertainin
Which one of this week's Fashion and Beauty nominees is your favorite?
- 2% How To Create “Eye Catching” Nighttime Eye Makeup
- 44% Why Women Wear Makeup
- 28% Margarita Pedicures
- 10% How To Get Rid Of Acne Scars Fast - Natural Way Or Medical Treatment?
- 12% A Tribute to the Bra
- 4% 3 Ways To Wear A Crochet Dress
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The Fashion and Beauty Nominees
- How To Create “Eye Catching” Nighttime Eye Makeup
Tips and Tools for Creating a Nighttime Eye Makeup Look “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder,” but if that’s the case, then the cliché implies that eyes are a very important part of beauty. Women know this is true; as they use endless...
- Why Women Wear Makeup
A look into the power that the cosmetic and media industries wield over women.
- Margarita Pedicures
Just the word Margarita makes most people feel happy. Everyone also loves pedicures! One reason is that we tend to groom from head to toe, thus if we are running short on time, our feet miss out on the entire grooming and pampering procedure. We...
- A Tribute to the Bra
According to On-this-day.com, the brassiere was invented on May 30th. I've decided, therefore, to dedicate this hub to that wonderful invention, the bra---the one without which so many women (and men) would be lost. And flabby. The brassiere was..
- 3 Ways To Wear A Crochet Dress
Crochet dresses can be spotted in every store from Forever 21 to Chanel and on many celebrities! So here's how I would take this trendy piece and make it wearable even in my small town! Taylor Swift rocking her crochets! The runway style and my...
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