Surreptitious Saturday

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  1. paradigmsearch profile image59
    paradigmsearchposted 8 years ago

    http://s4.hubimg.com/u/6705499_f520.jpg
    Who knows what will show up here...

    1. gmwilliams profile image84
      gmwilliamsposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Good morning, I am here to help you and save your immortal soul.   Let's us have a lovely chat.   May I come in?

      1. paradigmsearch profile image59
        paradigmsearchposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        You are welcome at any time.

    2. A Thousand Words profile image68
      A Thousand Wordsposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I'm fearful of what might happen if I step through that door. For one I cant fly.

      1. Terminex profile image58
        Terminexposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Swim!

      2. paradigmsearch profile image59
        paradigmsearchposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Parachutes are allowed. big_smile

    3. wilderness profile image94
      wildernessposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      It is not green glass, so I assume anything at all could come through.  Pink elephants, perhaps.

      1. paradigmsearch profile image59
        paradigmsearchposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        http://neatnik2009.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/trouble-with-tribbles-10.jpg
        Let's be careful out there...

        1. profile image0
          Kathryn LJposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Tribles!!!  Love those little critters.

          1. profile image0
            Kathryn LJposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Dam, they're spelt Tribbles.

            1. wilderness profile image94
              wildernessposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              The captain will give you all you want, just for the asking...

              1. profile image0
                Kathryn LJposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                Except the one on his head.  That's a toup tribble, specially bred to keep it's balance during love scenes and swash-buckling.  It comes with a variety of fur lengths for authenticity and is guaranteed not to sit like a hovercraft on the balding pate.

            2. LaThing profile image60
              LaThingposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              Hahaha..... Blame the SpellChecker! smile

    4. Hollie Thomas profile image61
      Hollie Thomasposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Oh my gosh, someone has opened the portal of the plane before we've landed.

      1. profile image0
        Kathryn LJposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Nah, just a bottle of cheap plonk:)

  2. TIMETRAVELER2 profile image95
    TIMETRAVELER2posted 8 years ago

    Yes, but enter at your own risk lol!!

    1. LaThing profile image60
      LaThingposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Yeah, you should know, TIMETRAVELER! smile

  3. paradigmsearch profile image59
    paradigmsearchposted 8 years ago

    I'm still trying to work up some energy for today. I believe another cup of coffee is in order...

    1. Terminex profile image58
      Terminexposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I'm kinda worried about you... lol

      1. paradigmsearch profile image59
        paradigmsearchposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        I worry about me, too.

        However, completed chores count for today is already at 1.

        1. Terminex profile image58
          Terminexposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Build a new thread big_smile big_smile

  4. jimmythejock profile image86
    jimmythejockposted 8 years ago

    I think your house might land on a witch and you will get a new pair of ruby slippers.....jimmy

  5. profile image0
    Motown2Chitownposted 8 years ago

    Tribbles are not coming through that door.  Can they even climb that high?!

    1. profile image0
      Kathryn LJposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Eventually.

  6. paradigmsearch profile image59
    paradigmsearchposted 8 years ago

    And I was doing so well today...

    As she lay there dozing next to me a voice inside my head kept saying, "Relax, you are not the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients." But another voice kept saying, "Paradigmsearch, you are a veterinarian."

  7. paradigmsearch profile image59
    paradigmsearchposted 8 years ago

    There sure are some unhappy threads around here lately... Kind of depressing... Oh, well. There's always this one.... big_smile

    Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.

    "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

    "I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes," replies Watson.

    "And what do you deduce from that?"

    Watson ponders for a minute.

    "Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all-powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?"

    Holmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone stole our tent!"

    1. LaThing profile image60
      LaThingposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Hahahaha..... Ok, I am a sucker of silly joke!

  8. cfin profile image70
    cfinposted 8 years ago

    There has been a lot of anti Irish propaganda in the news lately. You know those kinds of stories that just don't usually make international front pages, but just happened to, with half the facts missing. So to cheer myself up, I am inventing an anti stereotype. I'm going to wear all blue, while drinking a non alcoholic beer and eating some lizard for dinner. Take that media! smile

    1. paradigmsearch profile image59
      paradigmsearchposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I didn't even know about that. It's getting so that everybody hates everybody these days...

  9. cfin profile image70
    cfinposted 8 years ago

    Yeah I noticed, I blame the media, and baboons. Those baboons know how to push people's buttons.

  10. cfin profile image70
    cfinposted 8 years ago

    Did anyone get a glance of the new purple panther series 1 evolution 6 lady shave?

  11. LaThing profile image60
    LaThingposted 8 years ago

    What was the topic here, again?? ........ Reading all those comments kind of made me forget what it was suppose to be! smile

    1. profile image0
      Kathryn LJposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      There was a topic?!

 
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