RESOLVED: Negative count for traffic sources

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   Mark Ewbieposted 10 years ago

   Dear Doctor,
   
   I am seeing minus stats on my stats thing.
   
   -1 hubpages.
   -1 google france.
   
   and so on.
   
   Am I normal?

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   Pearldiverposted 10 years ago

   NOPE you are certainly NOT normal.... 
   
   Irrespective of how you are measured!
   
   Including your feet!
   
   And any other appendage that you intentionally misrepresent by drawing with a longer pen!
   
   To be Normal....
   
   You must have - minuses from Google UK and Google NZ.... (Like Mine!) 

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      Cardisaposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      I can't see his feet nor the other appendage

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         Nurseyposted 10 years agoin reply to this

         Very naughty. He isn't allowed to show his other appendage on Hub Pages, Cardisa. You should go to the Learning Center and read the FAQ.

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            Cardisaposted 10 years agoin reply to this

            Well I didn't say I wanted to see his appendages, I was just commenting to PD that I could not see them. He was the one who mentioned them

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               Nurseyposted 10 years agoin reply to this

               Of course! Nobody wants to see his appendage. What an utterly dreadful thought! So glad we agree! ♥ ♥ ♥
               
               It would be a stick thing. How horrid!

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   paradigmsearchposted 10 years ago

   mywebsearch hates my ass. -16

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      Mark Ewbieposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Wow, impressive.
      
      google.fr was -2 actually, so a bit more impressive from me.

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   Simone Smithposted 10 years ago

   Wow. Y'all are HATED by search engines.
   
   I take it this issue is another symptom of this known issue: http://hubpages.com/forum/topic/105405
   
   ... which should be fixed soon.
   
   

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      Mark Ewbieposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Thanks Simone.  I will sleep easy tonight.

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   Nurseyposted 10 years ago

   I think only an expert like Marisa Wright or Izzy M will know the real answer to your question.

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      Pearldiverposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Was it the reference to: 'Doctor'
      
      That drove you to name drop so blatantly???   

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         Nurseyposted 10 years agoin reply to this

         OOOOH Yes!!! Doctor Marisa Wright sounds very nice and as impressive as the woman herself!!! ♥ ♥ ♥
         
         Izzy M can be her lovely assistant. What a super team! ♥ ♥ ♥

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   cclitgirlposted 10 years ago

   I think I need to see the doctor for my negative vision...er...traffic views on my traffic sources page, lol

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