Why Hubpages is Like Dentist Phobia

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  1. topclass profile image60
    topclassposted 5 years ago

    Our hubs are like teeth, we live in fear of decay, tooth ache, reminders from the dentist.
    Hubs need treatment
    HP like Dentists send us constant reminders
    Dentists don't tell us what's really wrong, just that the teeth need repairs
    If you don't get your teeth looked after, they get extracted
    Many people have no teeth left
    If you look after your teeth you don't need a dentist.

    Please Hubpages stop hastling me, every day about me teeth.
    Surely you can stop now.
    I can't afford to go to the dentist anymore. Endless reviews and touch-up are a real pain
    I don't want to be hassled by endless reminders
    Stop idling hubs for no traffic - surely you can see there is no benefit in this anymore
    Stop idling hubs for minor blemishes in quality or rule changes - why does it matter if they are not EC's
    Stop idling hubs for low quality - they're fine, I'm OK, You're OK
    Enough is Enough! All this stuff takes time. Its like tooth ache.
    Major change of thinking required - Move ON!
    Give us a Break! Be CREATIVE! PROACTIVE!
    I Hate Dentists

  2. Muttface profile image83
    Muttfaceposted 5 years ago

    My dentist got carried away gossiping to her dental assistant and drilled the inside of my mouth.
    She botched up a root canal too, again because of the furious gossiping she had to get off her chest.
    I don't much like dentists either.

  3. janshares profile image94
    jansharesposted 5 years ago

    Very creative, topclass, metaphor on point. Hang in there, do what you can and take your time. Make quality your goal.

  4. Journey * profile image87
    Journey *posted 5 years ago

    hahaha, topclass, you're funny:)

 
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