Last one to post is the Winner! (redux)

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  1. wsp2469 profile image59
    wsp2469posted 15 years ago

    Taking a Cheetoh in my left hand i touched the tip of it to her lower lip, ran it slowly down her chin and throat, down and across her chest and then circled it around her left

    1. mega1 profile image80
      mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Never thought of a cheeto like that - wow - feels kinda nice big_smile:

  2. h.a.borcich profile image60
    h.a.borcichposted 15 years ago

    I'm not a "him" LOL, Where's my Cheetos? LMAO

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      mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      hahahah   that's "ahem"  (a throat clearing sound) not "a him"! lol

      1. Cagsil profile image69
        Cagsilposted 15 years agoin reply to this

        lol lol lol

  3. wsp2469 profile image59
    wsp2469posted 15 years ago

    her body responded to the gentle, strangely erotic touch of the Cheetoh.

    1. Cagsil profile image69
      Cagsilposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      YOU'VE BEEN BUMPED BUDDY!

      lol lol lol lol

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      mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Cheetohs can touch - erotically?  Hmmmmmmm. . . maybe.  But so far I've just been eating them!  Don't get me wrong!  hahahah  big_smile:

      1. wsp2469 profile image59
        wsp2469posted 15 years agoin reply to this

        well, you've never been topless with me and a bag of Cheetohs is why . .

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          mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

          yeh, don't pay any attention to those other bums! and step carefully avoiding the puddles of drool!  big_smile:

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    Stevennix2001posted 15 years ago

    hi, folks.  im back.  hows everyone doing?  what was with all the booing a minute ago?

  5. h.a.borcich profile image60
    h.a.borcichposted 15 years ago

    Booing? In here? smile

  6. wsp2469 profile image59
    wsp2469posted 15 years ago

    Maybe so0meone still thinks it's halloween?

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    Stevennix2001posted 15 years ago

    probably.  lol.  i hope it wasn't because of my little joke i said before i left earlier.  i even stated it was a joke.  lol

  8. h.a.borcich profile image60
    h.a.borcichposted 15 years ago

    Well when I win the Cheetos....I will share smile

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    Stevennix2001posted 15 years ago

    can i have some too?

  10. h.a.borcich profile image60
    h.a.borcichposted 15 years ago

    Of course I will smile Bump !

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    Stevennix2001posted 15 years ago

    thanks.  hey who you bumping into?  lol

  12. h.a.borcich profile image60
    h.a.borcichposted 15 years ago

    LOL - Just looking for the Cheeto stash... smile

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    Stevennix2001posted 15 years ago

    hey where did everyone else go?

  14. h.a.borcich profile image60
    h.a.borcichposted 15 years ago

    hmmmmm...I been wondering too smile

  15. Cagsil profile image69
    Cagsilposted 15 years ago

    I was leaving a comment in another forum. lol

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    Stevennix2001posted 15 years ago

    maybe they left because of me.  i think i might've offended everyone with my joke when i left earlier.  although, i did say it was a joke though.

  17. Cagsil profile image69
    Cagsilposted 15 years ago

    Around and around, and around...lol

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      Stevennix2001posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      lol.  don't you ever get tired of jumping from thread to thread?  lol

      1. Cagsil profile image69
        Cagsilposted 15 years agoin reply to this

        Actually, it's quite easy. So, not really. big_smile

  18. h.a.borcich profile image60
    h.a.borcichposted 15 years ago

    Well, I won't hold what ever it was against you...just be nice and share the Cheetos smile

  19. earnestshub profile image70
    earnestshubposted 15 years ago

    I thin half the planet is in darkness! It is 1pm Tuesday in Australia, so half the rest of the world is still snoozing. smile

    1. Cagsil profile image69
      Cagsilposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      It's 9:21 pm here on the East Coast of the U.S.

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        Stevennix2001posted 15 years agoin reply to this

        thats good.  now i feel better. for a minute there, i thought it was me.  lol

        1. Cagsil profile image69
          Cagsilposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          lol

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          mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

          and I had to go eat some chicken is why . . .lol

          1. Cagsil profile image69
            Cagsilposted 15 years agoin reply to this

            In the immortal words of Jim Carrey....well, alrighty then. big_smile

  20. h.a.borcich profile image60
    h.a.borcichposted 15 years ago

    Bump!

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    Stevennix2001posted 15 years ago

    hey cags, was there any movie you want to see in 2010?

    1. Cagsil profile image69
      Cagsilposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      I don't any movies coming out in 2010. So, I guess that would mean..Not really. lol

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        mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

        what about that animated porno flick? any chance that'll be ready in 2010? smile

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          Stevennix2001posted 15 years agoin reply to this

          nah, i'm still having problems finding a girl to voice my leading lady.  you want to volunteer?  wink  lol  j/k

        2. Cagsil profile image69
          Cagsilposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Not my style. I've seen a few, but they are nothing much. lol

  22. h.a.borcich profile image60
    h.a.borcichposted 15 years ago

    Bump smile

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    Crazdwriterposted 15 years ago

    hey guys

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    Stevennix2001posted 15 years ago

    hi cw, hows it going?

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    Crazdwriterposted 15 years ago

    going eh....still dealing with the stupid family crap

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      Stevennix2001posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      why?  what happened?

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        Crazdwriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

        it's all written in the forums just look for the one in family by me.

  26. h.a.borcich profile image60
    h.a.borcichposted 15 years ago

    Hi Crazed...bummer about the family - I know you'll sort it out

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      Crazdwriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      I doubt it, now apparently we are no longer welcome at their house. and the thought one of my posts on fb was directed at them...yea maybe it was but not 100%. They don't even give a sh!t that I am dealing with a death in the family. they are so damn selfish I don't think I want to sort it out

  27. h.a.borcich profile image60
    h.a.borcichposted 15 years ago

    Stepping carefully !

  28. Cagsil profile image69
    Cagsilposted 15 years ago

    Hey Crazd,

    Having a tough day? big_smile

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      Crazdwriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Afraid tough wouldn't cover my day Cagsil sad

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        tantrumposted 15 years agoin reply to this

        i'm sorry crazd !! sad
        Take it easy !

  29. h.a.borcich profile image60
    h.a.borcichposted 15 years ago

    Crazed- I feel for you and I hope things get better soon (((CW)))

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      Crazdwriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Thanks h.a. I hope that things get better too...never thought I would say this but I want this month to be over with already

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        mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

        Also you could always just be extra sweet and yet say no.  It is very possible to do.  But maybe this one isn't the kind that can be manipulated with guilt feelings etc.  I would try it, you know, a heart to heart phone conversation letting her know how bad you're feeling right now and how you didn't mean to make it seem that you were being selfish but you just don't have the energy for dealing with a lot of extra people right now . . . ?no?

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          Crazdwriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          It's not that, mega. they think that we aren't going to let my MIL (mominlaw) see them saying that we are being selfish and all that crap when we are the ones who have flown her out here to visit. it's all messed up and they can kiss my arse

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            Stevennix2001posted 15 years agoin reply to this

            well if you ask me, theyre the ones being selfish for putting you through this.  you'd think that the holidays be about togetherness and harmony, yet it stinks when people only care about solely themselves.  it sickens me.

  30. h.a.borcich profile image60
    h.a.borcichposted 15 years ago

    Bump smile

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    Stevennix2001posted 15 years ago

    wow, im terribly sorry to hear about your family.  i just finished reading it.  are you okay cw?

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      Crazdwriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      who knows if I'm okay what really irks me is that a) they are putting mom G in the middle and adding to her stress and b) adding stress to me and not even give a damn with what I'm going through. makes me sick!

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        Stevennix2001posted 15 years agoin reply to this

        well if you ask me, anyone who treats you like that, doesn't deserve your love or sympathy.  this is probably one of the main reasons why I don't get along with most people.  most people tend to not care about what i think, so i tend not to care about what they think either.  my thoughts are, you should only care about the people that love you cw, and not about the folks that only want to take advantage of you.  i understand they're still family, but that's still no excuse as far as im concerned.

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          Crazdwriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          yea I totaly agree with you there Steven. Already part of my family on my side is dead to me because of the way they treated my Nana while she was DYING and for the entire time she was living with them when she wasn't DYING...so to me these people are now dead even though I do love my nieces and nephew and they didn't do anything, their paernts are greedy and selfish and will defintely get no love or respect from me.

  32. h.a.borcich profile image60
    h.a.borcichposted 15 years ago

    LOL....I am sure I would scare them smile

    1. Cagsil profile image69
      Cagsilposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Bump! big_smile

  33. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 15 years ago

    just in case you need it - here's a

    BUMP!

  34. profile image0
    Stevennix2001posted 15 years ago

    bad girl.  stop bumping people.  lol

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    L. Andrew Marrposted 15 years ago

    I'd just like to say -

    Shoink

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      Crazdwriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      lmao that's a new one

  36. h.a.borcich profile image60
    h.a.borcichposted 15 years ago

    Wish I had answers Crazed, but since I don't I will just have to try to cheer you....with a Bump smile

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      Crazdwriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      as long as it is a gentle one. Cagsil bumped me off the couch once. meanie head lol

      1. Cagsil profile image69
        Cagsilposted 15 years agoin reply to this

        Bump! lol

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          Crazdwriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Oh no! the bumping maniac is back...help! lol

  37. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 15 years ago

    that's a messy misunderstanding with some not nice people - I feel for ya - with relatives you never know what you're gonna get!  So here'a a nice big BUMP for ya!

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      Crazdwriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      *grabs onto my couch* aaaaaa lol

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    Crazdwriterposted 15 years ago

    Oh yea Steven it makes me sick too. and then she is trying to play it like we are the bad guys...when in reality it's just making her look like a dumbarse lol

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      Stevennix2001posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      well for what it's worth, i certainly hope the rest of your holiday goes well for you.  i wouldn't try to let those people ruin your holiday, since they're not worth it.

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        Crazdwriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

        yea I won't let them ruin it. Going to take MIL to Universal Studios, Disneyland, the zoo, my family's house and wherever else she wants to go. Maybe Hollywood.. big_smile

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          Stevennix2001posted 15 years agoin reply to this

          thats cool.  i always wanted to visit those places, but i've never been able to afford to.  have you been to them before?  if so, hows it like?

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            Crazdwriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

            yes been to all of them and enjoyed all of them and still do. smile they are fun to visit especailly with lots of people. my camera is going to be busy lol

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              Stevennix2001posted 15 years agoin reply to this

              lol.  thats cool.  well have fun then.  say hi to mickey mouse for me.

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                Crazdwriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                Will do! big_smile

  39. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 15 years ago

    now me - bump me baby!

  40. Cagsil profile image69
    Cagsilposted 15 years ago

    20000 posts coming quickly......total 15K already lol

    1. mega1 profile image80
      mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      What kinda theme party should we have?  This is gonna take some PLANNING! big_smile

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        Crazdwriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

        how about we have a Masquarade Ball?

  41. h.a.borcich profile image60
    h.a.borcichposted 15 years ago

    Who's at 20,000 posts? That's a lot of posts!

    1. Cagsil profile image69
      Cagsilposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Not someone- the thread! lol

  42. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 15 years ago

    hey, been alotta bumpin' but not enough Grrrrrrinding! Wouldn't you agree? lol

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      Stevennix2001posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      lol.  when did doing bumps become such an erotic metaphor?  lol

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        mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

        for me, in 1962.  I was just a babe then.  But, now, I've unleashed the tiger in me, just like someone suggested, and now everyone's being all serious. sad

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          Stevennix2001posted 15 years agoin reply to this

          nah, i like wild girls.  lol.  please feel free to be wild.  wink

  43. Cagsil profile image69
    Cagsilposted 15 years ago

    15812 already

  44. h.a.borcich profile image60
    h.a.borcichposted 15 years ago

    Well, I should be in charge of the CHeetos smile

    1. mega1 profile image80
      mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      ok.  You hold onto those cheetos while I practice my BUMPING and GRINDING over here in the corner!  Little music would be nice.  Hmmmmmm.

  45. h.a.borcich profile image60
    h.a.borcichposted 15 years ago

    ok - I'll bring the doritos too smile

  46. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 15 years ago

    cmon! we're havin a party - gotta be ready for 20000!

  47. h.a.borcich profile image60
    h.a.borcichposted 15 years ago

    <<<<Looking for the stereo remote smile

  48. Cagsil profile image69
    Cagsilposted 15 years ago

    post, just to post....bump! lol

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    Stevennix2001posted 15 years ago

    wow, there's a lot of bumping going on around here.  lol

  50. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 15 years ago

    what about dips!! I love garlic n sour cream.  Shall I get balloons?

 
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