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Last one to post is the weiner!

  1. Boss Number 1 profile image70
    Boss Number 1posted 10 years ago

    Just to see if I can't throw some people off...

  2. Mark Knowles profile image60
    Mark Knowlesposted 10 years ago

    Fooled me big_smile

  3. Misha profile image75
    Mishaposted 10 years ago

    LOL, no franks for me?

  4. profile image0
    RUTHIE17posted 10 years ago

    Doesn't this make you a "brat-worst" than darkside for starting this?  smile

  5. Boss Number 1 profile image70
    Boss Number 1posted 10 years ago

    Ha! Yeah, I guess it does...

  6. Boss Number 1 profile image70
    Boss Number 1posted 10 years ago

    Did anyone notice I misspelled wiener?  And this from the person who wrote a hub on people who can't spell.  Whoops.

  7. Uninvited Writer profile image83
    Uninvited Writerposted 10 years ago

    We did but we were just being polite big_smile

  8. WeddingConsultant profile image67
    WeddingConsultantposted 10 years ago

    I'm a bit behind the contest here.  Guess I'll have to play "ketchup"...

  9. Boss Number 1 profile image70
    Boss Number 1posted 10 years ago

    Wow!  I didn't foresee the potential for wiener jokes.  This is awesome!

  10. Uninvited Writer profile image83
    Uninvited Writerposted 10 years ago

    I relish in reading these comments.

  11. caspar profile image63
    casparposted 10 years ago

    Hey, I'm wiener!

  12. stephhicks68 profile image89
    stephhicks68posted 10 years ago

    These jokes will dog us for the rest of the day

  13. Mark Knowles profile image60
    Mark Knowlesposted 10 years ago

    What is a weiner anyway?

    1. compu-smart profile image60
      compu-smartposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Its the opposite of loiser right!?

  14. compu-smart profile image60
    compu-smartposted 10 years ago

    Oh @$&^ I have just found out what a weiner is roll  and im the last person to post sad
    someone please say something lol

    1. Boss Number 1 profile image70
      Boss Number 1posted 10 years agoin reply to this

      That's hilarious!  I laughed for about 10 minutes--I thought you knew!

      Yes, ENCASED MEAT, truly one of man's greatest inventions, right up there with the spork and nose-hair trimmers.

  15. DJ Funktual profile image79
    DJ Funktualposted 10 years ago

    The two greatest words in the english dictionary...

    ENCASED MEAT.

  16. Shirley Anderson profile image71
    Shirley Andersonposted 10 years ago

    Okay, let me see if I understand the rules.  No one wants to be a wiener, so nobody wants to be last.

    Hmmm, well everyone is tucked into bed at the winner forum, thought I would pop in here to see what's shakin', but think I'll leave now.  I've already been called a wiener tonight by Zsuzy anyway.

    Ciao for now.

  17. Patty Inglish, MS profile image94
    Patty Inglish, MSposted 10 years ago

    What? another one?  smile

  18. Misha profile image75
    Mishaposted 10 years ago

    Yep smile

    We'll see which one has better staying power smile

  19. Patty Inglish, MS profile image94
    Patty Inglish, MSposted 10 years ago

    Yes, haha.  smile

  20. Boss Number 1 profile image70
    Boss Number 1posted 10 years ago

    Not that I would know about nose-hair trimmers.  I was just sayin'--it's a great invention.

    1. stephhicks68 profile image89
      stephhicks68posted 10 years agoin reply to this

      So now, I'm a wiener and a winner.

  21. Misha profile image75
    Mishaposted 10 years ago

    Are you sure? tongue

  22. drummer boy profile image59
    drummer boyposted 10 years ago

    lol how many of these threads are there?

  23. Misha profile image75
    Mishaposted 10 years ago

    This one is the second, an attempt to rival the first smile

    1. rmr profile image80
      rmrposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Sure, but how can you go wrong with encased meat by-products?

  24. Eric Graudins profile image59
    Eric Graudinsposted 10 years ago

    As this thread is sort of about dogs, why not go and cast a vote in the Worlds ugliest dog competition.
    Unfortunately, none of them look like a wiener.

    http://www.sonoma-marinfair.org/uglydogvote08.shtml

    I reckon it's be a close contest between Elwood and Squiggy

    1. RFox profile image70
      RFoxposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Peewee Martini has my vote!

  25. drummer boy profile image59
    drummer boyposted 10 years ago

    how's the weather out there?

  26. WeddingConsultant profile image67
    WeddingConsultantposted 10 years ago

    I say we boycott the original thread and just keep posting here from now on

  27. WeddingConsultant profile image67
    WeddingConsultantposted 10 years ago

    see? i'm the wiener here!

    1. Princessa profile image86
      Princessaposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Hey... I forgot to congrat. on the baby... its sooo cute.  Congratulations smile

      ps;  Can I win now?

      1. WeddingConsultant profile image67
        WeddingConsultantposted 10 years agoin reply to this

        Well thank you!  Yes she is a bundle of joy.

        And yes you can win now. Congrats on your win

  28. Princessa profile image86
    Princessaposted 10 years ago

    You were tongue

    1. WeddingConsultant profile image67
      WeddingConsultantposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      DOH

  29. drummer boy profile image59
    drummer boyposted 10 years ago

    who is peewee martini?  I am sure I will find out soon enough.

  30. Boss Number 1 profile image70
    Boss Number 1posted 10 years ago

    Wow.  I placed my vote for Squiggy, but any of them could win it.  Peewee Martini was pretty bad, too.

  31. WeClick2Travel profile image54
    WeClick2Travelposted 10 years ago

    Elwood sort of looks like a Mogwai that got fed after midnight. Peewee Martini too.

  32. RFox profile image70
    RFoxposted 10 years ago

    Yep, real life Gremlins! big_smile

    Drummer Boy: click on Eric Graudins link and you will see who Peewee Martini is.

    1. drummer boy profile image59
      drummer boyposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      ok I remember watching this on tv now.  Didn't the champ die a couple of years ago?  He sure was ugly.

  33. drummer boy profile image59
    drummer boyposted 10 years ago

    ok thx

  34. drummer boy profile image59
    drummer boyposted 10 years ago

    Yeah, I won this one, just one more to go.

  35. crashcromwell profile image74
    crashcromwellposted 10 years ago

    I'm surprised that in a forum about weiners no one has started singing the Oscar Mayer Weiner song!

    OSCAR MAYER WEINER SONG

    Oh I wish I were an Os-car Mayer Wie - ner
    That is what I'd tru-ly like to be
    'cause if I were an Os-car May-er Wie - ner
    Ev-ery one would be in love with me.

  36. drummer boy profile image59
    drummer boyposted 10 years ago

    lol

 
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