Some lines that work wonders on hired guns
Her: Can I help you?
You: Yeah, I need a back rub and a warm bath
You: Hey, you're not shoplifting, are you?
Her: No, I work here
You: What's the matter, the employee discount not enough for you?
You: So what do they pay you here, like $10,000 a week?
Her: No
You: Oh, that's too bad. I was going to ask you out. But I'm looking for a rich girl
Her: Nice to meet you
You: I'm sure it is
Her: Have a nice day
You: Hey, don't tell me what to do
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