Last one to post is the Winner! (redux)

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   sunforgedposted 15 years ago

   Ive been watching a lot of football hooligan movies - Its my impression that being a tosser is really bad - so i suggest you jog on and pretend you were never here
   
   i win!

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   shazwellynposted 15 years ago

   It is an insult with masturbation being compared to the person one is directing the insult at

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   habeeposted 15 years ago

   I am king of the universe.

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   RevolveRposted 15 years ago

   LOL. What's this al about? Hey everyone !

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   habeeposted 15 years ago

   Hi, RevolveR! It's mostly about nothing...
   
   I take my crown once again.

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   Cagsilposted 15 years ago

   You're too funny Habee, but I do hope you're having a great day!
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   *bump* up you go!

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   preyposted 15 years ago

   boop
   

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   Cagsilposted 15 years ago

   Up you go!

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   FlowerWposted 15 years ago

   Hello Everybody!!!

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    Cagsilposted 15 years ago

    *bump* up you Faybe.

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    Faybe Bayposted 15 years ago

    I see you've got your wings on tonight. I should have played "Send me an Angel" Don't know why I like that song so much.

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       Cagsilposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       If you had to play that song, I would have to change my avatar back to what it was before.
       
       This avatar is not an angel. At least, not that I know of. I know it came from an RPG video game, but not sure which one.
       
       However, on the other hand, the other avatar you normally see me with is my Angel- his name is Tyrael. He is from Diablo II: expansion - The Lord of Destruction computer/online RPG.
       
       Just to let you know.

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          Faybe Bayposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          I must be hallucinating, I could have sworn I had just seen a pair of silver wings. That's alright, here is an ancient video by the Scorpions. I believe it is from 1991.
          
          
          
          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UUYjd2rjsE
          
          And even older, Real Life:
          
          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPn3TSfHVGI
          
          Funny how two songs have the same name and so different.

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    Cagsilposted 15 years ago

    Here is one of my favorites from them-
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqXSRMDL … re=channel
    
    
    
    Edit: I do like the song from them "send me an angel". It's a great tune.

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       Faybe Bayposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       There's something about being able to scream in harmony that is beautiful. I don't know why. Are you familiar with Uriah Heep? Excellent harmonic screamers.
       
       http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlNRPl3s4dA

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          Cagsilposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          That's too funny! Awesome tune!

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             Faybe Bayposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             Sadly very pixillated, and the song ends abruptly, but the other versions are 6 to 10 minutes and I hate to ask anyone to commit for that long.
             
             
             
             I probably have crops to harvest in Farmville. Commitments, you know.

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                Cagsilposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                Okay, you go play with your crops. I'm going to bed. Good night, see you later.

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                   Faybe Bayposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                   Good Night ( my son stole my good mouse so I am stuck with this ancient one and a mouse pad, difficult harvest ahead! )

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    habeeposted 15 years ago

    I won! I won! I'd like to thank the academy, my fans, the writing gods, my family...

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    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    Ummm, uh, sorry habee, I think there were some hanging chads and the recount is underway!

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    Rafiniposted 15 years ago

    huh, I haven't been in here for awhile.....

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    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    Raf, youre breakin my heart!

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    Ohmaposted 15 years ago

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       Cagsilposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Angel my A$$!
       
       
       
       
       
       
       
       
       

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    Ohmaposted 15 years ago

    well I can be naughty too I just choose not to.
    
    
    
    
    
    often!

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       Cagsilposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Oh, I see. So, you do not get it.

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    Ohmaposted 15 years ago

    That reminds me of a very old Joke. Do you know what a fuzzy bugger is?

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       Cagsilposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       No and I'm not sure that I want to find out. But, I am sure you're going to tell me.

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    Ohmaposted 15 years ago

    There was a traveling salesman that worried about his wife and newborn being home alone so much so he gave her money to buy a gun. She argued that she would not feel safe with a gun in the house so the decided she would buy a guard dog.
    He went to work the next day and she went to the pet store. after explaining things to the owner he took her to a back room where he kept the best an most fearsome dogs. She inspected and rejected each in turn claiming they would not be safe around the baby.
    Desperate to make the sale the owner said I have one last animal that you may like. He took her to another back room and in the middle of the room all by itself was the most adorable little fur ball in a cage.
    Oh my the women exclaimed what is that?
    A Fuzzy Bugger the owner replied.
    I do like him the women said but I do not think it is what my husband had in mind.
    Well let me show you what he can do before you decide the owner answered.
    Ok I will watch the women agreed.
    The owner cautiously opened the creatures cage and returned to the women.
    He told her first you have to get it's attention, and then he loudly said Fuzzy Bugger! the creature jumped from the cage and puffed up slightly. The owner then told her you have to give it a command, Couch! and pointed at the couch along the wall.
    Instantly the creature leaped from the table and attacked the couch. In seconds the couch was reduced to sawdust and springs.
    I'll take him the women replied.
    
    3 days later her husband came home to find her in the kitchen doing dishes. the radio was playing and the Fuzzy Bugger was on the table rocking to the music.
    What is that He demanded!
    It is a Fuzzy bugger dear she replied.
    His response "FUZZY BUGGER MY A$$!"

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       Cagsilposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       I take it, shortly afterwards she was taking him to the hospital.

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          Ohmaposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          From the condition of the couch I believe it would be safe to assume that the morgue is a more likely destination!

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             Cagsilposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             Well, I was trying to give "him" the benefit of the doubt.

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    Anonemussposted 15 years ago

    I see the post is a bit off topic but for now I am and hope to remain the winner.

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    Ohmaposted 15 years ago

    Nothing is off topic here! there is no topic.

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       Cagsilposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Agreed! Nothing is off topic in this thread.
       
       
       Welcome to HubPages too!

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    Ohmaposted 15 years ago

    Welcome to HP by the way!

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    Ohmaposted 15 years ago

    okay!hospital it is then!

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       Cagsilposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       You don't have to agree. It is your joke.

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    Ohmaposted 15 years ago

    Give me enough drugs and I will agree with almost anything. er sorry Pain Meds.

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       Cagsilposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Well, I guess you have a good reason for claiming "dim-wittedness". (i.e. pain meds)

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    Ohmaposted 15 years ago

    I like pain Meds!

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       Cagsilposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Most people do.

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    Ohmaposted 15 years ago

    Ok on to more serious issues!
    
    I WIN I WIN I WIN

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       Cagsilposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       *gives Ohma, a swift kick in the rear*
       
       Trying to take my spot.

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    Rafiniposted 15 years ago

    hehehehe   Cagsil left an opening for ME!!  Mwahahahahaha Mwahahahaha

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       Cagsilposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       *bump* up you go!

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          Rafiniposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          bump to you, too.

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             Cagsilposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             
             
             And away you go.

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    Rafiniposted 15 years ago

    try again next time Cagsil 

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       Cagsilposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Are you having fun changing avatars with almost every post.

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          Rafiniposted 15 years agoin reply to this

            Yes!  Looking for just the right one 

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             Cagsilposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             Oh okay. Just checking.

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    Ohmaposted 15 years ago

    Bump you both! Hi Raf.

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       Rafiniposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Hi Ohma, how r u? 

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    Cagsilposted 15 years ago

    She'll be doing better once she bumps me again.

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    Cagsilposted 15 years ago

    Who wants to play??????

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       Rafiniposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Think I found one I'm happy with   
       
       for now, anyways 

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    Ohmaposted 15 years ago

    bump bump bumpitty bump

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    Cagsilposted 15 years ago

    *bump* Yes you've just been bumped.
    
    You asked for it, you got it.

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       Rafiniposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       I thought you were Cagsil.....

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    Ohmaposted 15 years ago

    lets play
    

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       Rafiniposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       I want one!!

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          Ohmaposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Yea me too!

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             Rafiniposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             my son the chess expert is intrigued  lol

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    Ohmaposted 15 years ago

    it is called vulcan chess

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       Rafiniposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       okay, I told 'em!  Thanks!!  lol

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    Ohmaposted 15 years ago

    now you will have to buy one ya know.

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    Cagsilposted 15 years ago

    Interesting chess board.
    
    I have a Star Trek 3-dimensional board. Do I play it? No. Do not know how.
    
    However, I do play chess and have for close to 30 years now.

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       Ohmaposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       do you play online

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          Cagsilposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Once in a while, I play on Pogo.

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    Ohmaposted 15 years ago

    Cagsil there too?

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       Cagsilposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       No.
       
       My Pogo name is Reneonrt.
       
       When I first made the account, I was driving a Red Neon Rt sports coupe. However, by accident, I left out the "d" upon creation of the account. But, I stuck with it.
       
       I have been a member there since about 2000.

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          sajal.markposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          

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          Ohmaposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Cags I am winning again!

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             Cagsilposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             Not so far little lady! And, what did you think you were going to win?

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    Ohmaposted 15 years ago

    2 cents and a lollipop!

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       Cagsilposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Okay, at least you'll get something sweet tasting out of it.

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    Ohmaposted 15 years ago

    I got the lollipop just looking for the 2 cents now

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       Cagsilposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Well, here's mine.

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          Ohmaposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Juuussst What I was looking for! 

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             Cagsilposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             No doubt!

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    Ohmaposted 15 years ago

    My darn knee forced me to the Dr. today. Glad I went though turns out I tore a few tendons again!

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       Cagsilposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       If I've not told you before, let me start out by saying I'm sorry to hear about the tendons.
       
       Now you have gone and hurt yourself. See what pushing yourself does?

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          Ohmaposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Hey I am supposed to be the Mother Hen!
          
          @Some How are you tonight?

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             Cagsilposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             Now you know what it's like when you do it. (jk)
             
             How are you otherwise?
             
             
             @Somewayouttahere
             
             Hope you are doing well too.

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    SomewayOuttaHereposted 15 years ago

    there u are - thought u guys went to sleep.  time for me soon - to go to sleep......ahhhhhh Friday on the net......

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    Ohmaposted 15 years ago

    Otherwise I am good.
    I am working on a hub that I am not sure is going anywhere yet so I just saved it to consider it tomorrow.

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       Cagsilposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Then obviously it isn't going anywhere. if it has to wait for tomorrow.

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    Ohmaposted 15 years ago

    I have been working on learning keyword tools and have put a lot of time into the topic but it seem not to have the flow that my usual rants have.

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       Cagsilposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       That is to be expected. I'm sorry that you were not told that before you started.
       
       When you approach the technical part of SEO techniques and try to write about them, your experiences are not going to be easily conveyed. Why? Because, you are not a professional marketer/webmaster. You are just learning the ropes.

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    Ohmaposted 15 years ago

    I will struggle through I am sure. But if I cannot get it to flow I will not publish it.

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       Cagsilposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Just remember, it requires a different sort of focus, unlike rants. Don't get side-tracked or develop lack of determination.
       
       I have faith in you to get it written. Will it have the power of your other hubs? The odds are against it, but I believe you can get it completed.

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    Ohmaposted 15 years ago

    I am not sure if power is a word I would use to describe my writing. Personality yes power umm not so much.

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    LeanManposted 15 years ago

    Hi everyone, for the moment, I am the winner, I am not sure how I will celebrate, maybe a small glass of sparkling water, or half a banana??

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    Cagsilposted 15 years ago

    *bump* back to the top of the board we go.

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    Ohmaposted 15 years ago

    stop that you make me dizzy!

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       Cagsilposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       I would hope your husband does that and not me.
       
       
       
       
       

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