Best names for a Speedo!

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   C.Ferreiraposted 14 years ago

   Just heard a funny name for a speedo on TV, so I thought I'd share it and see what else people can come up with.
   
   First there is the classic "Banana Hammock", but the funny one I just heard was...
   
   "Grape Smuggler" Ha!
   
   Anyone have any good ones?

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   seemorebangkokposted 14 years ago

   ding-a-ling-sling

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      KCC Big Countryposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      LOL....good one!

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         Laughing Momposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Great one!!

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            KCC Big Countryposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Of course this was coming from a guy called "Seemorebangkok"  LMAO

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               Laughing Momposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               How did I not even notice that?!?!  Not much more to see in one, is there?

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   HealthCare Basicsposted 14 years ago

   Grape-smuggler....

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   HealthCare Basicsposted 14 years ago

   Hey C.,
   
        Checked your profile. I lived in NH and Maine. Undergrad at UNH and Grad down in Suffolk University. Welcome. Will check your hubs.

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      C.Ferreiraposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Thanks Healthcare..I will do the same.
      
      My sister just graduated from UNH a few weeks ago. I attended Colby-Sawyer College in New London, NH.

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   Laughing Momposted 14 years ago

   I've learned this evening that in Australia, they are commonly referred to as "Dick Stickers" and "Budgie Smugglers".  I think I'm going to have nightmares tonight.

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      notorious_HAIposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Yes the ol' Budgie Smuggler ...always makes me laugh!!
      
      Poor budgie.

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         Laughing Momposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         But aren't you trying to hide whatever it is you're smuggling?  Not much hidden with those things.

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            notorious_HAIposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            I think it's worn to show off rather than hide....sometimes show off too much an leave nothing left to the imagination. ***shudder***

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               Laughing Momposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               You're right.  The imagination can be a good thing.   Sometimes, it's better than reality.  Ha ha!!!

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                  notorious_HAIposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  hehehe yes, sometimes reality is unromantic and disappointing.

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   Colebabieposted 14 years ago

   Scrote tote

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      ajcorposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      this one is even worse but funny

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         notorious_HAIposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         I've never heard that one before, but I will certainly pass it on.  Too funny!!!

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   wordscribe41posted 14 years ago

   through the crack ball sack
   banana hammock

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      Laughing Momposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Oh the first one is way too funny!!!!!!!

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         wordscribe41posted 14 years agoin reply to this

         It still cracks me up. 

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            Laughing Momposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            I'll never be able to look at one the same again.  Actually, I don't really like to look at them in general.  :-)

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               wordscribe41posted 14 years agoin reply to this

               They repulse me.  Saw one at the pool the other day while swimming with my kids.  Gnarly through the crack ball sack, oozey, icky.  Even my kids noticed.  BTW- leopard spotted.  The pool is mostly for kids at a community center.  It's so wrong.

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                  Laughing Momposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  Oozey?!  I DO NOT want to know!  Wrong on so many different levels.

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                     wordscribe41posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                     Yes, oozey.  I'm just sayin'...

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                        Laughing Momposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                        Well stop saying for heaven's sake!!

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                           notorious_HAIposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                           hahaha your poor children!!!  Anything that is oozey needs urgent medical attention.  That pool needs to be emptied and refilled.

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                              Laughing Momposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                              And Bleached!!!!!

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                              wordscribe41posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                              Glad it's not just me.  I did feel it was an emergency.  Considered immediately extracting my kids when Sir Ding Dong waded in, flauting his "leopard skin" junk.  Was so worried it might ooze onto them.  Thank God for chlorine. 

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                                 Laughing Momposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                                 Sir Ding Dong and his oozing leopard skin junk.  Sounds like the makings of a good hub.  But please, no pictures.

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                                    wordscribe41posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                                    Already working on it.

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   C.Ferreiraposted 14 years ago

   haha these are all so great! thanks for responding everyone!

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      wordscribe41posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Thanks for the ridiculous thread.  It was right up my alley last night. 

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   sandra rinckposted 14 years ago

   Banana hammock or a tada da da da da.

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      wordscribe41posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Definitely the latter. 

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    Shirley Andersonposted 14 years ago

    Speedo - ewwwwwwwwww! 
    
    My favourite is the little one that old men with big bellies wear on the beach.  There isn't a much fabric showing but a lot of skin.  Too much, in fact.  Usually, they're with a much younger woman. 

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       wordscribe41posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       And always super hairy, right?

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          Shirley Andersonposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          You saw him, too!

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    jami430posted 14 years ago

    I always liked the simple nuthuggers.

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       wordscribe41posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       A classic, no doubt about it.

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       C.Ferreiraposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Nuthuggers...ha!
       
       This thread is so immature, but its such a great laugh!

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    Lisa HWposted 14 years ago

    I'd select the name, "Unappealing atrocity".

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    awesomeness79posted 14 years ago

    We call them Nutcrackers...wrong on so many levels!

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    sandra rinckposted 14 years ago

    dingaling sling

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    greenmachine44posted 14 years ago

    mangina suits

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    wordscribe41posted 14 years ago

    speedon'ts
    
    Not exactly a name for a speedo, but on a related note:  speedo torpedo.  Imagination required (or not).

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