It all came down to this... it dislocated my shoulder. STUPID LAWN MOWER!
Ouch. I hope you feel better. Stupid lawn mower. Need me to bring the torch gun......lol.
well, look on the bright side. you dint dislocate yer pretty ass! that would break my heart. sorry dear, i had to say that. get well soon
Not anymore...sandra kicked them all out!
I know, I should practice loving the machine as well. I shall make a peace offering...offer it some grass!
Tell it that when it's finished, you're gonna roll it all up into a giant fatty that the two of you can share! That oughta gets its blades turning!
yes and we shall sift through the dirt weed.
I know what you mean, I'd be happy to pave over my yard, if it didn't screw up the environment and cost so darn much. Usually we get a real hot spell in August and all the grass turns brown and dies! Yipee!
I hate mowing the lawn. I wish my lawn were suicidal so it would just cut itself.
LOL! Suicidal grass seed! I'll have to tell my buddy over at Scott's to start working on that! I'll tell him to develop a strand that, once a week or so, will just reach up with a tiny machete and cut its own head off! hehe
I haven't been injured but my lawn mower drive belt went out and I had to push that thing to finish almost a third of an acre of grass.
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