have a run in with the lawn mower lately?

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    sandra rinckposted 9 years ago

    It all came down to this... it dislocated my shoulder. STUPID LAWN MOWER!

    1. onthewriteside profile image60
      onthewritesideposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      OUCH!

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        sandra rinckposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Yeah, that's what the lawn mower said after I kicked it. big_smile

    2. TrinaLynne profile image79
      TrinaLynneposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Ouch. I hope you feel better. Stupid lawn mower. Need me to bring the torch gun......lol.

    3. Drew Breezzy profile image70
      Drew Breezzyposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      aww get well
      try a riding mower!

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        sandra rinckposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        I wish!  Nothing runs like a deere. big_smile

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      ralwusposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      well, look on the bright side. you dint dislocate yer pretty ass! that would break my heart. sorry dear, i had to say that. get well soon

  2. Misha profile image71
    Mishaposted 9 years ago

    Sure it is stupid, it does not have brains, does it? tongue

    1. onthewriteside profile image60
      onthewritesideposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Not anymore...sandra kicked them all out!

      1. Misha profile image71
        Mishaposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        LOL Did she? How brutal of you Sandy! big_smile

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          sandra rinckposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          I know, I should practice loving the machine as well.  I shall make a peace offering...offer it some grass! lol

          1. onthewriteside profile image60
            onthewritesideposted 9 years agoin reply to this

            Tell it that when it's finished, you're gonna roll it all up into a giant fatty that the two of you can share!  That oughta gets its blades turning!

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              sandra rinckposted 9 years agoin reply to this

              yes and we shall sift through the dirt weed. big_smile

              1. onthewriteside profile image60
                onthewritesideposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                No stems, no seeds that you don't need...
                Sandra Rinck's lawn is...BAD ASS WEED!

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                  sandra rinckposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                  lol

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      sandra rinckposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      lol

  3. Jane@CM profile image59
    Jane@CMposted 9 years ago

    Damn lawnmowers!  Hope you feel better soon!

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      sandra rinckposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Thanks!

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    Blackngoldbananaposted 9 years ago

    I know what you mean, I'd be happy to pave over my yard, if it didn't screw up the environment and cost so darn much.  Usually we get a real hot spell in August and all the grass turns brown and dies!  Yipee!

  5. sweigand profile image60
    sweigandposted 9 years ago

    I hate mowing the lawn. I wish my lawn were suicidal so it would just cut itself.

    1. onthewriteside profile image60
      onthewritesideposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      LOL!  Suicidal grass seed!  I'll have to tell my buddy over at Scott's to start working on that!  I'll tell him to develop a strand that, once a week or so, will just reach up with a tiny machete and cut its own head off!  hehe

      1. sweigand profile image60
        sweigandposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        It would be revolutionary, but you could never walk barefoot on your grass again lol.

  6. Pete Maida profile image59
    Pete Maidaposted 9 years ago

    I haven't been injured but my lawn mower drive belt went out and I had to push that thing to finish almost a third of an acre of grass.

 
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