Here we go scallywags. Come to me. Arrr *edit* dam, I mispelled pirates in the fuckin title!
Here ye go matey...
A message to the Hatian Govenor from The Pirate Red John Flint
To His most Honerable Govner Lord Jean La Petet
with me kindest reguards to the Lady Julieanna
My Dear Govner,
In the matter of yourn latest dispatch (stop)
Concerning the disposition of me Life and me Death? (stop)
I, Sir Red John Flint am of the kindest way (stop)
writing to inform His Magesty (stop)
That I will but die of but me own choosin (stop)
with me Cutlass betwixt me teeh (stop)
and Yourn lovely Whench inside me Arms! (stop)
Be it of me Kindest reguards (stop)
Sir Red John Flint!
We know ha ha, that's what all the drinkin' talk was about Ralwus! Heh heh heh you are soooo funny!
Would you believe I looked under my arm to see if I had a porate?
I found you, you must be drinkng today, not so evasive, arrrr!
Aha. There you are, two of ya's. Now what said the belly dancer as I rubbed her crotch.
Only three wishes? How about a pirates best wish??? Aha!
Only three? Well, three nights in bliss wif ya then. No, 3 years, that's all I can do for ya.
Either you feel like a modern day Grizzly Adams or a hippie that is very late for the 60s decade. New avatar for the weekend?
Aww shit! BadCo got to take over. Must go now. My ttime is gone. kisses to all my lovelies. you to BC,
Psh, I like porate...I thought it was some hybrid, online pirate. You could have edited your original post to give it a definition and I'd believe it not a mistake...haha.
I thought you were starting a trend. hohum.
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