For porates only.

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   ralwusposted 14 years ago

   Here we go scallywags. Come to me. Arrr *edit* dam, I mispelled pirates in the fuckin title!

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      dutchman1951posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Here ye go matey...
      
      A message to the Hatian Govenor from The Pirate Red John Flint
      
      
      Circa 1772;
      
      To His most Honerable Govner Lord Jean La Petet
      with me kindest reguards to the Lady Julieanna
      
      My Dear Govner,
      
      In the matter of yourn latest dispatch (stop)
      
      Concerning the disposition of me Life and me Death? (stop)
      
      I, Sir Red John Flint am of the kindest way (stop)
      
      writing to inform His Magesty (stop)
      
      That I will but die of but me own choosin (stop)
      
      with me Cutlass betwixt me teeh (stop)
      
      and Yourn lovely Whench inside me Arms! (stop)
      
      
      Be it of me Kindest reguards (stop)
      Sir Red John Flint!
      
      AARRREEE!

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      Deborah-Lynnposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      We know  ha ha, that's what all the drinkin' talk was about Ralwus!  Heh heh heh you are soooo funny!

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   Flightkeeperposted 14 years ago

   
   
   Would you believe I looked under my arm to see if I had a porate?

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   Deborah-Lynnposted 14 years ago

   I found you, you must be drinkng today, not so evasive, arrrr!

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   ralwusposted 14 years ago

   Aha. There you are, two of ya's. Now what said the belly dancer as I rubbed her crotch.

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      Flightkeeperposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I grant you 3 wishes?

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      Deborah-Lynnposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Only three wishes?  How about a pirates best wish??? Aha!

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         BadCoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         You are the best wish of me and Pirate Girl

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            Deborah-Lynnposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            De-lighted Hardies,  an me best wishes to ye then!

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   ralwusposted 14 years ago

   Only three? Well, three nights in bliss wif ya then. No, 3 years, that's all I can do for ya.

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      Flightkeeperposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Either you feel like a modern day Grizzly Adams or a hippie that is very late for the 60s decade. New avatar for the weekend?

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         BadCoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         You recall Grizzly Adams and hippies, is your Avatar out of date

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            Flightkeeperposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            It's only an avatar

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               dohn121posted 14 years agoin reply to this

               An extremely effective avatar at that

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   Louidam1posted 14 years ago

   LMAO @ title!!

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   BadCoposted 14 years ago

   Lol shall I call the Cabin Girl ?

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      PirateGirlposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Lol you still on 82 Bad, I kick your ass with only 2 hubs.

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   ralwusposted 14 years ago

   Looky here, another one come to see me. I love brunettes too.

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      PirateGirlposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I know that face, he used to chase me around Hubs

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   Jane@CMposted 14 years ago

   ralwus, what are you drinking there buddy & can I have some?

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    ralwusposted 14 years ago

    Aww shit! BadCo got to take over. Must go now. My ttime is gone. kisses to all my lovelies. you to BC,

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       BadCoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Lol back at ya

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       Deborah-Lynnposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       and off he goes to b with 'is mistress I dare guess!
       
       Do we really ever know about Ralwus, BadCo?

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    Flightkeeperposted 14 years ago

    Bye Ralwus, and don't mix beer with ummmmm, never mind.

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    torimariposted 14 years ago

    Psh, I like porate...I thought it was some hybrid, online pirate. You could have edited your original post to give it a definition and I'd believe it not a mistake...haha.
    
    :B
    
    I thought you were starting a trend. hohum.

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       Deborah-Lynnposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I get it Tori like...porate (po'r rat): deffinition: a poor destitute pirate who's vast treasures been lifted by them scallewaggs he keeps a tryin' to git drunk on Captn' Morgans' Private Stock!

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    ralwusposted 14 years ago

    Gee, I'm sober now. this was rather silly. LOL

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       rednckwmnposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       

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          Deborah-Lynnposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             

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