A Funny New Years Poem :)

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   lyricsingrayposted 15 years ago

   My New Year's Resolutions
   
   I will not throw the cat out the window
   Or put a frog in my sister's bed
   I will not tie my brother's shoelaces together
   Nor jump from the roof of Dad's shed
   I shall remember my aunt's next birthday
   And tidy my room once a week
   I'll not moan at Mum's cooking (Ugh! fish fingers again!)
   Nor give her any more of my cheek.
   I will not pick my nose if I can help it
   I shall fold up my clothes, comb my hair,
   I will say please and thank you (even when I don't mean it)
   And never spit or shout or even swear.
   I shall write each day in my diary
   Try my hardest to be helpful at school
   I shall help old ladies cross roads (even if they don't want to)
   And when others are rude I'll stay cool.
   I'll go to bed with the owls and be up with the larks
   And close every door behind me
   I shall squeeze from the bottom of every toothpaste tube
   And stay where trouble can't find me.
   I shall start again, turn over a new leaf,
   leave my bad old ways forever
   shall I start them this year, or next year
   shall I sometime, or .....?
   
   However, I want to add;
   
   Let's forget past mistakes
   making amends for this year
   Sending you these greetings
   to bring you hope and cheer
   Happy New Year!

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      TheMirrorBallposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Most enjoyable Kimberly

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         prettydarkhorseposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         nice one kim

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      cosetteposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      i think i saw that on an episode of "Malcom in the Middle". Malcom was trying to earn a scout badge and he started dragging this elderly lady across the street, who proceeded to hit him with her umbrella
      
      cute poem.

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      sunbriteposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      What a nice poem, had fun reading it. Thanks!

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   lyricsingrayposted 15 years ago

   Glad you liked it!

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   lyricsingrayposted 15 years ago

   
   
   
   

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   Crazdwriterposted 15 years ago

   lol Nice Lyrics made me laugh Needed that!

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      lyricsingrayposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      xo

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   lyricsingrayposted 15 years ago

   

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   mega1posted 15 years ago

   yes I love this poem, lyrics - and thanks for the lovely sentiments and Happy New Year to you. 
   
   just wondering - in your new avatar pic - are you sucking your thumb?  just asking!    see, it kinda looks that way!  hahaha - I am lol fdomalol!  hahahah!
   
   and I say this with LOVE!

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   mega1posted 15 years ago

   did a bunch of people already ask that and I missed it?  huh. eh.

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   mega1posted 15 years ago

   no, seriously, what does it look like Lyrics is doing in that pic? 

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