Ok, so I'm having a crappy day. There's nothing in particular wrong (no more so than usual), I just rolled out of bed (after hitting snooze 3 times) and wished I could stay there. I am grateful for my life, my family... blah, blah, blah. But, today, I am in a funk for lack of a better word. I looked at someone earlier and had the urge to say "Say something funny." Which, I know is usually the worst path to an amusing anecdote and will freeze any normal human being on the spot. However, we are all a bunch of crazy, free-spirited writers who would not balk at such a challenge. So, for all of you who, like me, might be having "one of those days" and, also like me, who would like to turn it around before it gets worse...
Say Something Funny.
I am not all that funny myself. But Pratchett is always a source of humor to me. Perhaps it will do the trick!
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life."
"In the begining there was nothing, and it exploded."
"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
"[The pamphlet] was very patriotic. That is, it talked about killing foreigners."
"He says gods like to see an atheist around. Gives them something to aim at."
"An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on."
A quote (or fairly close) from Spike Milligan, of The Goon Show fame.
A police officer is leading a prisoner away to the police station.
Policeman: "Are you going to come quietly, or shall I have to put these earplugs in?".
"If you steal Allot from One writer it's Plagiarism".
"If you steal a Little from Many writers it's Research"
Basil Fawlty's comment always makes me laugh
In the scene wher he is talking to the nurse in hospital
Basil....... God you are ugly...
Nurse,,,,, I will get a doctor.....
Basil, It's a plastic surgeon you need,not a doctor.
Cybil in background...... whilst refurbishing herself, BASIL BASIL
by Susan Zutautas 8 years ago
Say something funny about this
by ManlyPoetryMan 9 years ago
You look like you could use a good laugh..."Hey...I know that dude...!"Find something funny...and post away...or add comments to the above pic. It's New Years...lets start it off fun with some good laughs
by Denise Handlon 7 years ago
Do you ever do something funny when you are alone?When you find yourself home alone do you ever do something (funny) that you would not do if others were in the house at the same time? I think of the movie: Home Alone and all the 'fun' things he did when his family left him behind, like...
by breathe2travel 7 years ago
What is something funny that your kid(s) did today?My four year old asked for a sip of my water, then spit it in the sink and poured the entire glass contents down the drain, quipping, "Eww, gross, Mom. Your drink tastes like dragon pee." Really? LOL. What is...
by Andro Mathewson 6 years ago
Anybody got some cool ideas for party masks or just something funny to cover my face?I am going to a party of my old school and I want to arrive in such a way that no one recognizes me and its funny.
by kmackey32 8 years ago
Too funny. I need someone to help me think of a great title for this one... ha
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