Why did no one tell me....

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  1. Stimp profile image73
    Stimpposted 8 years ago

    Why did no one tell me that ordering anything with the word "buffalo...." as in buffalo wings, buffalo wrap, etc. meanth the shit was lava hot.  Especially knowing that anything more than tuna out of a can is too hot for me??  I need to know why someone would let me order a buffalo chicken wrap?  My damn head exploded.

  2. drej2522 profile image83
    drej2522posted 8 years ago

    haha...Stimp...Stimp...You can get barbeque buffalo wings with zero 'hot sauce' smile

    oh, hey, just briefly off topic here...I referenced your 'shoe' hub in one of my recent hubs just FYI!

    1. Stimp profile image73
      Stimpposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I've been gone so long...I dont even remember how to respond to an individual, so bare with me.  I've been too wrapped up and obsessed with criminal minds and Gideon who I find to be hot, hot, smokin hot.  which hub did you referenc my Hub in....thats funny.  I got more to come....just need to find time between Criminal Minds and my actual "work".

  3. Stimp profile image73
    Stimpposted 8 years ago

    Where is Cags and Lyrics....need their opinion on the lava hot shit I was forced to eat today.

    1. drej2522 profile image83
      drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      (shrugs) they are usually lingering around somewhere!

      1. Stimp profile image73
        Stimpposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        How do you find them?  Like I said I don't have the stalking abilities that you have.  Share, oh master, share.

        1. drej2522 profile image83
          drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this

          don't know that one, Stimp!...you can always try to e-mail them, if you really, really need their opinion!

          1. Stimp profile image73
            Stimpposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            On the lava hot buffalo wings? ya, well someone better come up with a damn answer and fast.

            1. drej2522 profile image83
              drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this

              maybe because it is somewhat obvious? hehe...

  4. Stimp profile image73
    Stimpposted 8 years ago

    I know for a goddamn fact Lyrics is up all night....where are you, my love, where are you?????????????????????????????

  5. Stimp profile image73
    Stimpposted 8 years ago

    Well, I just stopped for a minute to have a smoke. Ya, the info mercial that was on is about a PENIS VACUME.  Seriousy?  and they are going on to say "oh its completely natural" like I'm taking out my kirby for this.

  6. Stimp profile image73
    Stimpposted 8 years ago

    My thought is if I need a vacume to be in your physical presents, maybe I shouldn't be hangin' with ya.

  7. Stimp profile image73
    Stimpposted 8 years ago

    I have 69 followers.....oh hoooo whoooo hooo....that's what she said

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      lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      who and where can i find her?  im so in the mood for battle right now - but the sweet slow kind

      1. Stimp profile image73
        Stimpposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Who?????

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          lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          whoever said something about 69 followers?  see how fucking tired I am

    2. drej2522 profile image83
      drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      hahaha...don't start turning away new followers to stay at 69, Stimp!

      1. Stimp profile image73
        Stimpposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        you damn right...I'm denying followingers of my phenominal insight.

        1. profile image0
          lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          good choice I say

  8. profile image0
    lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago

    I'm here but dumb as a post cause i dont understand
    ahhhhhhhhh
    brain freeze
    please explain

    1. Stimp profile image73
      Stimpposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      What don't you understand my love, I'll type slower.

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        lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        LMFAO

  9. Stimp profile image73
    Stimpposted 8 years ago

    Ok....who's tired.  I said "followerings" thinking it was a word when it should be "followers"  followerings?  WTF?

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      lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      LMAO just spit my coke onto my computer screen. fuck me, that was funny

      1. Stimp profile image73
        Stimpposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        well, then we'll wait for the "blue screen of death" to appear....

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          lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Houston,we have a problem

          I have a yeast infection

          driving me crazy

          1. Stimp profile image73
            Stimpposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Okay...that's fabulous

          2. IzzyM profile image88
            IzzyMposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Fresh yoghurt. Works a treat and relieves the itching!

  10. profile image0
    lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago

    okay so here's the deal im confused about what is wrong with the wings and remember im polish so you can't attack me.

    1. drej2522 profile image83
      drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      ATTACK!!! (we just sacked lyrics)

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        lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

        reported

        1. drej2522 profile image83
          drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this

          smile

  11. Stimp profile image73
    Stimpposted 8 years ago

    Lyrics...what you've been dealing with virtually....I've been dealing physically.  People intoxicating my shit contantly.

    1. profile image0
      lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      why?

  12. profile image0
    lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago

    I hate oranges because you have to peel them. sigh.

    1. Stimp profile image73
      Stimpposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Well what about tangerines.  They are kind of the same....Same color and shape.  Now, lets try not to scare people away like we always do.....

  13. Stimp profile image73
    Stimpposted 8 years ago

    I think we scared DREJ away....Pussy....

    1. drej2522 profile image83
      drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Pussy? where?

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    lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago

    what's worse I keep scratching and the itch wont stop

    im using the medicine capsule

    inserted it as far up as i could

    but the damn thing just melted and came right back out

    so now im stuck in yeast hell

  15. profile image0
    lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago

    Im going to have to use a toilet brush for scratching i swear to god

    my poor pussy

    1. profile image0
      lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago

      nice stimp leave me hanging in agony in your damn thread.  geez.

    2. Stimp profile image73
      Stimpposted 8 years ago

      vinegar and water is all I can say.....lots of cranberry juice.

    3. Stimp profile image73
      Stimpposted 8 years ago

      Drej...you still scared....are ya?????

    4. drej2522 profile image83
      drej2522posted 8 years ago

      ha, Stimp...that was pretty scary...I just about barfed myself to death!

      1. Stimp profile image73
        Stimpposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Did you vomit in your mouth a little....

      2. profile image0
        lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        LMFAO

    5. Stimp profile image73
      Stimpposted 8 years ago

      Still just have 69 followers....Holding strong...no 70 in sight.

    6. Stimp profile image73
      Stimpposted 8 years ago

      I try to be informative yet humorous.

      1. drej2522 profile image83
        drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        I try to be humorous yet informative smile

        1. Stimp profile image73
          Stimpposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          That's "B" as in "B", "S" as in "S"  lol

    7. Stimp profile image73
      Stimpposted 8 years ago

      OK....I'm warning everyone....I'm stepping out to have a smoke, then I'm having a drink, then I'm having a smoke.....then I'm hangin' 'er up.  So if y'all have sumpthin' to say....better do it now.  I know you want to....don't hold back

      1. drej2522 profile image83
        drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        have a good one, ya freakin lush! Take it easy!

        1. Stimp profile image73
          Stimpposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          You got sumpthin to say, big guy?  BRING...And while you are out, get me some smokes.  That'd be aaaawwweesomme...

    8. profile image0
      poetlorraineposted 8 years ago

      i so enjoyed this thread, don't really know what it is about nice to see people so connected.......

      so how is your mouth now,  did you drink lots of water?

    9. profile image0
      lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago

      I hate mushrooms - unless they're the fun ones, otherwise yuk!

    10. profile image0
      lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago

      stimp, still sucking on that fag?

    11. profile image0
      lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago

      sigh.  hmm:

      real fun thread woo hoo

     
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