Yo mama has so many teeth missing, that it looks like her tongue is in jail.
MAMA - do I have to sleep in your bed again - I am 54 now
Yo mama is like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.
Yo mama is so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
(That's my favorite because I got hit by a parked truck, but I get really good grades.)
MA - can I go and play with someone else now I am 33
Yo mama is so grouchy that the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.
Yo mama is so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
Yo mama is like a paper towel, she picks up all kinds of slimy wet stuff.
Yo mama is so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
(its been fun but I gotta get back to work)
Dad... DAD.... The Dog's thrown up and Mum's getting all the big bits!
Yo mama is so fat, she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in.
by mayhmong 14 years ago
Yo mama jokeathon! THIS IS NOT INTENDED TO HURT ANYONES MAMA AND MAY NOT BE USED AS FOUL PLAY OR BLAMING OTHERS MAMA UNLESS THEY REALLY DESERVED ITNot really in a good mood now. No it was not my mamas fault for me to bring this subject up. When I needed a good laugh, my friends would tell me...
by R.S. Hutchinson 12 years ago
Post it.Yo mama is like HTML: Tiny head, huge body.
by mayhmong 13 years ago
Tell me a Yo Mama Joke
by Foodeee 9 years ago
Why is it okay to make fun of Christians but not African Americans or Jewish or Homosexual people?I saw something close to this on a news show last night about Bill Maher.
by Stephanie Marshall 6 years ago
Crash into an illegally parked car - whose fault?What if a car parks in a non-parking place right behind your vehicle and you do not see them, are you responsible for damage resulting from your backing into them?
by Michelle Cesare 13 years ago
Anyone use parked domains to earn Adsense revenue?If so, where do you purchase your domains? Any other suggestions would be appreciated.
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