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Does anyone have any good "Yo Mama" Jokes?

  1. mayhmong profile image65
    mayhmongposted 9 years ago

    Yo mama jokeathon!  big_smile

    THIS IS NOT INTENDED TO HURT ANYONES MAMA AND MAY NOT BE USED AS FOUL PLAY OR BLAMING OTHERS MAMA UNLESS THEY REALLY DESERVED IT

    Not really in a good mood now. No it was not my mamas fault for me to bring this subject up. When I needed a good laugh, my friends would tell me some lame or funny jokes they heard of. Some of the best ones are the "yo mama" jokes. The joke starts by saying yo mama was so.....this and that, and the funny even that follows.

    Allow me to demonstrate a few examples:

    Yo mama is so poor that she couldn't afford to pay attention!

    Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone!

    Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

    Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

    Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio

  2. earnestshub profile image90
    earnestshubposted 9 years ago

    How about "Your mama's so small she could crawl under the carpet and not leave a lump."
    Sorry, made that up in desperation! I don't know any mama jokes, but hey I like to participate!

  3. bgpappa profile image84
    bgpappaposted 9 years ago

    A few.

    I saw your mama kicking a can down the street and when I asked her what she was doing she said "Moving."

    Your mama is so fat when she cut her arm gravy fell out.

    1. mayhmong profile image65
      mayhmongposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Ah yes, I heard about the kicking the can part. It's suppose to be your mama was so poor that when I saw her moving her things she only had to kick that one can.

      1. bgpappa profile image84
        bgpappaposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        I never heard it that way.

  4. sunforged profile image75
    sunforgedposted 9 years ago

    Yo mama is so broke she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.

  5. Colebabie profile image57
    Colebabieposted 9 years ago

    Yo Mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

    1. mayhmong profile image65
      mayhmongposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Owww! That's gotta be a new record!

  6. sabrebIade profile image63
    sabrebIadeposted 9 years ago

    Yo mama's so fat, her car's made outta spandex.

 
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