Here is a very serious and intense question for all fellow brethren and sisters out there. It's a question of vital importance and groundshaking magnitude.
Do any of you live in an area that requires you to carry a pooper scooper when you walk your dog?
I can honestly and happily say that I do not. In fact, I don't even have a dog but thought this would be a heartfelt topic to ponder over. I have nothing against dogs. After all, I've seen Lassie, Benji, Sheep Dog and a host of others. However, I find it a revolting thought and act to be mandated to physically handle a dog's chocolate nugget right when it's fresh from the oven. In fact, I view it as a good deterrent from ever getting a dog.
Again, dogs are great, but can we not train them all to use the toilet, or at least to hold it in at all costs until they have access to one?
Let us ponder this massive topic of great importance.....