Can we all just talk about anything something???
GoGranny,
Sometime, we must hook up. I'll put on a white fluffy chef's top hat and prepare for you a scrumptious taco salad!
Hot tomatoes?
My little girl's flying from Mississippi to see me for spring break. yippie!
so excited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
V E R Y G O O D P O I N T !!! I'll have to ponder that as I wisp across the Sea of Tranquility.
For those of male persuasion, boxers or briefs? For me, briefs any day and twice on Sunday. I don't understand some of today's youth and their obsession with boxers. Calgon, take me away!
Definitely boxers. Briefs are like a run down palace. No ball room!
Dude, we differ on religious topics, but you do make me laugh every now and then!
I guess I've never considered the necessity of it. I guess I'm old school, you know, batt'n down the hatches and keep a "secure" ship afloat.
I love your quote though! I need to go tell my son right quick.
Thanks!Thanks Hokey! My boy enjoyed that one.
That is too funny. I am a boxer guy. That is when I wear any at all.
Now, Hokey made me laugh. You put me in pain! Ouch!
As a minister, the anxiety at the pulpit can be quite uneasing. Either twice on Sundays, or an ultra-absorbant pair of depends will do for me.
Who remembers the awe-inspiring Buck Rogers series? I recently bought the series and had my kids watch it. They actually laugh at the wonderful "state-of-the-art" special effects.
The say I'm old. My dear Sunshine! You don't know how much that means to me. At least now I know that I'm not the only shmuck to have urinated on a "live" wire. True, it's an exilerating experience, but I'd seriously pass on the opportunity next time.
Anyone have a big nose? Me! In fact, from Iowa I get California's weather before they even do. I would turn the other way, but I'd probably get a New York skyscraper stuck up my nose.
LOL Okay, I hate to part for even a moment GP, I have to go shopping to feed my pets. I am laughing all the way to the store. Please keep it up. I will read it all when I get back!
I will be back I promise, now don't fall while I'm gone... You do look silly in those shoes.
Great! Faybe Bay leaves me. I've got New York skyscrapers up my nose. I still don't have a price on tea in China. I can't decide on a taco or taco salad and now, as if it couldn't get worse, I can't run with my clown shoes on! Oh, what a world, what a world!
OK, all! Now, I'm not a betting man, but who wants to bet that she's actually going to get HERSELF some food. The pets are probably fat and sassy, but she's probably at the country club right now chewing on a 15oz steak!
We are supposed to be a "family" community. Whatever happened to sharing! I weep at the injustice....
I'm a very simple person as far as the way I think, and I love humor as long as it's simple for me. My son told me this one to me this morning:
What do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade?
Pull the pin and throw it back!
Now, I have no problem with blondes. After all I was born blonde. Yet, that simple joke made me chuckle.Let me guess, the book and the movie was, "Lassie."
Thanks for the joke, I needed a few good smiles today.CRAP!! Now I have to be good?
- Will Bensonposted 14 years ago
0Thanks Faybe. Sometimes jokes are so corny that they're funny.
I love this kind of stuff, I was thinking, man I'd pay for that dog...
I love the old Bugs Bunny cartoons. Sheep Dog was one of my favorites!
Pay for the dog? Heck, I'd trade one of my own kids for that dog!
I'm not sure how to put all these laughing faces on our posts, so I'll have to settle with a few smiley faces. That was a well worth it joke!
- shazwellynposted 14 years ago0
I know I am of a different generation, so please take no offense to anything I say. I did view the the song in it's entirity. Personally, I prefer classical but endured to be objective of the song at hand. Here are some points I've noticed:
1) I can't understand the words. What words I "think" I discerned were repeated the entire 4+ minutes of the song. Maybe a total of six or seven words.
2) I've never understood the necessity to eat the microphone. It can't be that tasty or appetizing. Anyhow, as a minister, I would suggest addressing through the microphone from a distance of at least six inches. It helps with clarity. Speaking from experience...
3) There were several instruments. That was good!
4) The drummer bore a striking resemblance to John Lennon. I guess he didn't die after all.OMG... that was funny!!! I love Goldenpath! I want to write a hub 'I eat microphones for a living!' or '3 minute makeover - How to look like John Lennon in three easy steps' hehehe
Yes, there is a big sound with many instruments - I love the national for their diverse musical ability. Matt Berninger has a deep drone voice - awkward in his actions and a bit Aspergerish. It is the drone (like an omn sound) that I enjoy - it is like a neutral line amongst the fluffy dips intwined instrumental sounds.
You would probably more like this....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j44-GTlOU6kOh, Shaz, you know me well - and I am rolling with laughter!
I thought that was a beautiful butterfly elegantly wisping across the screen. Ah, the old pictures of home...
I just had to show my kids our little conversation. They loved it. I believe they agree with you - I'm old!
You're a crack up!
P.S. I've got to learn how to put all these laughing faces on these posts. Smiling faces just don't do it sometimes.
Here is a very serious and intense question for all fellow brethren and sisters out there. It's a question of vital importance and groundshaking magnitude.
Do any of you live in an area that requires you to carry a pooper scooper when you walk your dog?
I can honestly and happily say that I do not. In fact, I don't even have a dog but thought this would be a heartfelt topic to ponder over. I have nothing against dogs. After all, I've seen Lassie, Benji, Sheep Dog and a host of others. However, I find it a revolting thought and act to be mandated to physically handle a dog's chocolate nugget right when it's fresh from the oven. In fact, I view it as a good deterrent from ever getting a dog.
Again, dogs are great, but can we not train them all to use the toilet, or at least to hold it in at all costs until they have access to one?
Let us ponder this massive topic of great importance.....Outbacks of Iowa for me, so I know where you're coming from sister!
Amen, brother! In fact, you said you might print and post a comment I made on a different thread, I think I'll do the same with Seinfeld's.
Thanx GP.
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Thanx for the smileys.
I vehemently oppose spinach, but I like chocolate. Just consider that you do not like spinach as well. If the two is all that existed, and you had to choose between the two, which would it be? Spinach, which is healthy yet abominable in the sight of all creation. Or would it be chocolate, which would ensure happiness to your life, though may be shorter? I leave you to your thoughts...
True, but in what color and consistency would it manifest itself on the other side?
Keep talking, I'm bored!
- ralwusposted 14 years ago0
- ralwusposted 14 years ago0
Hi you imagine running into you in cyber space,I guess it is a small world after all...hehe
- ralwusposted 14 years ago0
Yes sex is the only option here
I'll just have to settle for a mug of cocoa...
I already know that girl.
me too
I wish this one was a funny post, but in my research I have found the foundations of most all of today's societal problems in the "turn of the century" dealings of Carnegie, Morgan and Rockefeller. I guess to make it a more "spirited" post we could all discuss various and unique ways of imposing severe nose tweekages on our history choices.
Personally, I can easily devise a use for those dark chocolate canine nuggets we discussed earler, in relation to these fine gentlemen.Very true, indeed. What if one foot was in a cast? How would using crutches affect the walking with one active foot with a wrong toe?
Good topic. Up until about 1900, we had that true freedom. It is truly a gift to be able to express oneself.
just get the old two finger salute. It's england, it's geoff boycott, what more do you want?
England on one cheek. Yorkshire on the other.
Another topic of deep reflection. I've never been to England, but would love to someday. Is Parliament that self conscious about their hair that they feel it necessary to wear wigs? Just wondering. You know, a little Head-n-Shoulders goes a long way for a healthy and happy hair life.
I thank you for your forensic analysis of Parliament. It explains a whole lot. However, if that's the case then I hope our government in the States takes note and adopts the same practice.
Tattoo. You are probably right. A tattoo on the tuschy might make it a little painful during defocation. We all know that for a man, sitting on the golden porcelain throne is a great male past time. It's like baseball in America, or boating for islanders, or rice for the Orientals - it's just a must!Great comment Oli!
I thought they all disappeared up each others arseholes! lol
I guess the thing for all of us to remember, when dealing with conditions like this, is that it is just as frustrating for them as it is for us - in fact, more so. As long as we keep our hand extended in love and friendship all will be fine when we finally embrace, with clarity of thought, on the other side.
I was deeply affected with a situation with Asperger's and even wrote a hub on it. I'd be honored if you took a gander at is and let me know if it is accurate.
Hey, Fabes! How's it going? Tacos are never out. However, I will tell you what is always out - kim chi! How revolting! How abominable! How incredibly wrong! It's a disgrace to all edibleness and civility to fine dining.
Tacos rock!
Let me know if I gather correctly. Because your son has this condition, you are both "sidelined" from those around you? If so, this is grevious indeed. Others don't know what they are missing from befriending such individuals. Many great and outstanding minds in history have been those who had various forms of autism or mental dysfunction. These individuals tend to function better when they are focused on something. Because of this they often excel in that focus. Well, if you are sidelined you can take a little comfort in knowing that in my book, you're all aces!
Oh, sorry. I missed you to, dear.
Is supper ready or shall we go out for an ice cream.I guess you "spilled the beans" on that one! Tee hee! Tee hee! I crack myself up sometimes. I know, don't quit my day job...
I like Cagsil, but I am far too religious for his liking. We are civil with each other though. Actually, I bet most of us in here would enjoy one another's company if our true colors were manifest. Many see me as an extreme religious zealot, but I have an abundance of love for humor. That alone, makes a good foundation upon which we can form a good relationship.
I hate being fooled. Last year I was at a store. They had a sample dish there. It looked awesome. I thought it would be grilled marinated steak. NO! It was soft and gooey and come to find out - it was a mushroom! False and abominable! Sick and depraved! I tell you. Mushrooms have much more appeal coming out the other end then how they look going in. Oh, Lord, why hast thou forsaken me....What's wrong Fabes? Not up to the challenge? Oh, wait - what's that I hear? I hear "chicken" in the background. Just kidding, I didn't mean it. I actually like chicken (another pun)! Have yourself a wonderful night and catch a few beauty Z's for me.
Toodles Fabes!
- shazwellynposted 14 years ago0
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