A gorgeous young redhead went to her doctor and informed him that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
"That sounds serious," the doctor said. "Can you show me?"
The redhead pressed on her left shoulder with her finger and cried out in pain. She then pushed her elbow with her finger and screamed even louder. She continued to press various parts of her body, crying in agony each time.
The doctor asked, "You're not really a redhead, are you?"
"Well, no," the woman confessed. "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger's broken."