Finally A Positive Post From Poppa!

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  1. profile image0
    Poppa Bluesposted 8 years ago

    A gorgeous young redhead went to her doctor and informed him that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
    "That sounds serious," the doctor said. "Can you show me?"
    The redhead pressed on her left shoulder with her finger and cried out in pain. She then pushed her elbow with her finger and screamed even louder. She continued to press various parts of her body, crying in agony each time.
    The doctor asked, "You're not really a redhead, are you?"
    "Well, no," the woman confessed. "I'm actually a blonde."
    "I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger's broken."

    1. lorlie6 profile image83
      lorlie6posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I'm surprised I've never heard that one before!  Very nice, Poppa. lol

    2. wyanjen profile image80
      wyanjenposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      lol lol

    3. Ivorwen profile image70
      Ivorwenposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Love this one!  lol

  2. Padrino profile image61
    Padrinoposted 8 years ago

    I almost had a stroke.

  3. iantoPF profile image82
    iantoPFposted 8 years ago

    A Conservative with a sense of humor? Surely you jest.

  4. Super Chef profile image60
    Super Chefposted 8 years ago

    Nice One Poppa the old ones are the best.

  5. Ohma profile image72
    Ohmaposted 8 years ago

    Really Funny.

  6. mega1 profile image76
    mega1posted 8 years ago

    took me awhile, but I finally got the joke! 
    Good one!

    I was a blonde for awhile when I was a kid, that must be why it takes me so long to get a joke - also I bleached it blonde for awhile, that probably didn't help any!

  7. Amber Allen profile image70
    Amber Allenposted 8 years ago

    I liked this as it made me smile!

  8. Hub Llama profile image61
    Hub Llamaposted 8 years ago

    HAH! Classic. I was expecting the whole "then don't do that" joke, but this was way better.


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