Here is the problem as I understand it.
Every time my gorple snafs, I think my snagpul gluppers!
My sniglprop gets fredunkier and snaplifies my nuppers.
The when I try to splaflafiggle it as I usually do, the jazpofgipple drisloplaes and wrecks my writing too!
Any advice?
The trouble is your fredunkier is out of whack with your nuppers. Slap them a few times with the splaflafiggle.
This should correct the alignment between yor freedunkier an nuppers.
Ohma you are so clever! It works perfectly now!
Are you sure or you think?
I would suggest you replace your sniglprop and while at it, get new nuppers to replace the old ones.
Well, Einstein always said- insanity is doing the same thing over and over, and expecting to get different results. You continue to use the same tool for jobs it was not intended for, then you are going to end up with a broken tool.
So what you are suggesting Cags, is that my jazpofgipple is not up to the job and I should change tool?
Brilliant!
I am lucky to have good friends here who know their smirfledops form there jazpofgipples!
Great advice so far!
Earnest I am not sure Cagsil knows his gramidewat from his muginskiloom why are you trusting him?
Well it's just that when I fitted the new nuppers like he said, my fryzpok immediately turned red and spiflocate the craplick!
So I thought it may have been good advice.
As long as it works I just hope the red does not mean that the nuppers are going to implode and take out the spiflocate. that would be a serious problem.
As long as I have experts like you to help me Ohma, I feel completely smagfilonic!
Hold a a seance and get a medium to find Lewis Carol.
I'm sure she could besmiggle the feduckifying smirtfligger out of him.
Maybe that will help.
Daniel, thank you for the sage advice, I can see you are an expert on feduckifying, and that is no easy feat!
Why I had trouble just spelling it!
You intellectuals use such spogciferous words!
.... trust you to come up with the quick one-liner logic!
Spondalipulous work!
Let's see them put those words in Scripps Spelling Bee!
They are in the Dr. Suess spelling bee.
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