Would you rather be attacked by... ?

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   Mrvoodooposted 12 years ago

   One horse sized duck, or thirty duck sized horses?

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      climberjamesposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Duck sized horses!

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      double_frickposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      duck sized horses...
      i would jump on a giant piece of cardboard and ride all their backs at one time--muahahahahaha! victory is mine!
      
      besides...
      
      ducks are VICIOUS!

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         Mrvoodooposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         LOL, that's a strategy I hadn't thought of, and it could just be crazy enough to work.

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   DoorMattnomoreposted 12 years ago

   attacked in a vicious way? like..possable mauling? I would go with 30 duck sized horses. Ducks are mean.

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      climberjamesposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      I think ducks are deceptive fiends!

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         DoorMattnomoreposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         not as bad as geese!!
         
         I say your safe with little horses, you could probably defend yourself. Wait...do horses bite?

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            climberjamesposted 12 years agoin reply to this

            I was one feeding a horse an apple when it engulfed my entire hand, I will never feed horses again . . .

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      Mrvoodooposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Mauling is definitely a possibility. 
      
      I think I'd go for the tiny horses as well.  Now if it was 100 duck sized horses, hmmmmmmm.

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         DoorMattnomoreposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         ok, so....im getting wierded out now..once, my sister in law went to a petting zoo and the goats were..well..umm..ready females? and they attacked in a way that she still wont talk about it to this day. The zoo had to be shut donw. It was bizzare...
         
         maybe Im scared of the horses.....

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            Mrvoodooposted 12 years agoin reply to this

            Yeah, I think if that had happened to me, I probably wouldn't wanna talk about it much either. :p
            
            Very strange.

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               DoorMattnomoreposted 12 years agoin reply to this

               no kidding. all thigns considered, I still would choose the horses. What are the chances of THAT ever happening again?

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   climberjamesposted 12 years ago

   

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      Mrvoodooposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      true, that's definitely a lot scarier than a few of these:
      
      

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   Cagsilposted 12 years ago

   I think I will stick with the "one horse size duck", at least I would only have to kill one thing, instead of trying to defend 30 duck size horses.
   
   A 9mm or 10mm gloc will do the trick on the "one horse size duck".
   
   Advantage, use only one clip to put it down, instead of two clips to put down 30 duck size horses.

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      climberjamesposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      But I could stomp the mini horses and not get arrested for possession of a weapon . . .

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         DoorMattnomoreposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         see, thats what I was thinking but was afraid somebody might get mad about "stomping horses"...
         
         are we alone at the time of this attack?

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      Mrvoodooposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      No guns.  My question my rules.
      
      Just you and what you were born with.

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         DoorMattnomoreposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         what if I was born with a machine gun leg?

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            Mrvoodooposted 12 years agoin reply to this

            Well, I guess that would be allowed.
            
            In fact, I kind of wish that I had been born with a machine gun leg.
            
            Gonna go chill in the bath and read my new book, catch up with you laters.
            
            Take it easy.

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               DoorMattnomoreposted 12 years agoin reply to this

               wait..what book?

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                  DoorMattnomoreposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                  ok, I missed you. well..have a nice bath and enjoy the book. See you around. Sleep tight.

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                  Mrvoodooposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                  I've never heard of it before, I bought it at the charity shop.
                  
                  It's called 'An Elegy for Easterly'.  And was apparently written by  'a rising star of Zimbabwean literature.'

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                     DoorMattnomoreposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                     cool. I like to buy books for 50 cents at charity things, like a bin at the grocery sotre..all proceeds go to march of dimes. I love books Ive never heard of. well, enjoy!!

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               DoorMattnomoreposted 12 years agoin reply to this

               this
               
               or this? 
               
               I cant decide!!!

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                  Mrvoodooposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                  Can I have both?
                  
                  You just know I'm gonna have to try and find that first film to watch now, I've not heard of it before, and my reasons for wanting to watch it have absolutely nothing to do with the Japanese school girl uniform what-so-ever.

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                     DoorMattnomoreposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                     its awesome, I knew you would want to see it!! i got it from netflix. I also saw this...   

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                  Jayne Lancerposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                  Well, the machine gun arm might be more practical (as far as aiming etc. are concerned), but a machine gun leg is always more stylish.

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   DoorMattnomoreposted 12 years ago

   what about this...
   
   

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      Mrvoodooposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Terrifying.

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         DoorMattnomoreposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         ahhhhh!!!!! all my carrots are gone!!!

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   Cagsilposted 12 years ago

   Then my answer would be neither. Or is that not a choice either?

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   Three-Legged Dogposted 12 years ago

   I'd rather get attacked by a herd of fainting goats.  Search 'em on Youtube.  Hehe.

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      DoorMattnomoreposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!! Clap real loud and your all set. I want a fainting goat soooo bad!

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      climberjamesposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      HA HA Fainting goats are freakin awesome!!

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         Mrvoodooposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         Definitely awesome!
         
         Although if that's the best defense mechanism they've been able to evolve they are kind of asking to be eaten.

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            mega1posted 12 years agoin reply to this

            suicidal goats - can you blame them?  would YOU like to be a goat?

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               DoorMattnomoreposted 12 years agoin reply to this

               yes, iIwould like to be a goat. No more washing dishes!! and I think fainting is most likely so startling to the attacker (not human) that they dont know what to do and most likely go away...like salamanders loosing thier tails? maybe?

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   mega1posted 12 years ago

   I like thrift store books too!  I wondered where you get your ideas for these things you post - probably from the stuff you get at the thrift store!  Now I know!

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      Mrvoodooposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Yep, Charity (thrift) stores rule.  And to be honest, they're pretty much the only place I can afford to buy books in quantity.
      
      And like you say, you can find some unusual stuff that you wouldn't find on the best-seller list.

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   Megavitaminposted 12 years ago

   Even though ducks are vicious creatures, I'd choose 1 horse-size duck over 10 duck-size horses.  Those tiny horses could get together and plot against you.  I just imagine being surrounded with nowhere to run.  Plus, horses are pretty fast.
   
   I'd tame the duck and make it fly me around like Falkor from The Neverending Story.

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      Mrvoodooposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      LOL, sneaky little horses. 
      
      Turn your back on them for one minute and...
      
      

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    mega1posted 12 years ago

    I didn't answer the queshing!  I would love it if 30 duck-sized horses would attack - I would be ready with handfuls of granola, which they would love, then I would train them and for awhile I would have a travelling tiny horse show - later, in a few years, when I retire I would sell them for lots of money - oh and they would breed like rabbits so I would have about 3,000 tiny horses to sell!  Yippee! EEEEEhaaah!

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       Mrvoodooposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Sounds like a good plan to me.
       
       You could always start your very own glue factory.  'Made from only the finest performing tiny horses!'

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          mega1posted 12 years agoin reply to this

          tiny horses attacking is much cooler than the hubber attack that is about to occur over there in "What writer makes you laugh!"  hahaha!  Ever been attacked by 30 tiny hubbers?  it wouldn't be pretty, huh.
          
          My tiny horses would never go into the glue - we would have tiny memorial services, they would be cremated, and we would scatter their ashes over the oat fields!  Glue of the future won't be made from bones anymore anyway.  I know, you just wanted to suggest a way to recycle and make more money, but there has to be a limit to capitalism -  my friends, the tiny horses are not going to be made into glue, buster!

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             Mrvoodooposted 12 years agoin reply to this

             Uh-oh!  Don't mess with the who's the sexiest/funniest/kindest/richest/etc. forum threads.  People around  these parts don't take kindly to folk who don't enjoy a little brown-nosing.
             
             True, I went too far.  I'm sure if you could convince the tiny horses that they would be so well looked after in their ageing years they wouldn't feel the urge to attack you in the first place. 
             
             Best of luck with the backlash over in the other thread.  I'm gonna go watch something violent on TV, it'll probably be less gory.

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                DoorMattnomoreposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                more gore less intent. 

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             DoorMattnomoreposted 12 years agoin reply to this

             TINY HUBBERS!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH mega you kill me..really... 

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    Mishaposted 12 years ago

    Anything for being attacked by doorMatt

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       DoorMattnomoreposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       ha ha ha, Im gunning for you Misha... you know it... 

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