duck sized horses...
i would jump on a giant piece of cardboard and ride all their backs at one time--muahahahahaha! victory is mine!
ducks are VICIOUS!
attacked in a vicious way? like..possable mauling? I would go with 30 duck sized horses. Ducks are mean.
not as bad as geese!!
I say your safe with little horses, you could probably defend yourself. Wait...do horses bite?
Mauling is definitely a possibility.
I think I'd go for the tiny horses as well. Now if it was 100 duck sized horses, hmmmmmmm.
ok, so....im getting wierded out now..once, my sister in law went to a petting zoo and the goats were..well..umm..ready females? and they attacked in a way that she still wont talk about it to this day. The zoo had to be shut donw. It was bizzare...
maybe Im scared of the horses.....
Yeah, I think if that had happened to me, I probably wouldn't wanna talk about it much either. :p
I think I will stick with the "one horse size duck", at least I would only have to kill one thing, instead of trying to defend 30 duck size horses.
A 9mm or 10mm gloc will do the trick on the "one horse size duck".
Advantage, use only one clip to put it down, instead of two clips to put down 30 duck size horses.
But I could stomp the mini horses and not get arrested for possession of a weapon . . .
No guns. My question my rules.
Just you and what you were born with.
what if I was born with a machine gun leg?
Well, I guess that would be allowed.
In fact, I kind of wish that I had been born with a machine gun leg.
Gonna go chill in the bath and read my new book, catch up with you laters.
Take it easy.
ok, I missed you. well..have a nice bath and enjoy the book. See you around. Sleep tight.
I've never heard of it before, I bought it at the charity shop.
It's called 'An Elegy for Easterly'. And was apparently written by 'a rising star of Zimbabwean literature.'
Can I have both?
You just know I'm gonna have to try and find that first film to watch now, I've not heard of it before, and my reasons for wanting to watch it have absolutely nothing to do with the Japanese school girl uniform what-so-ever.
Well, the machine gun arm might be more practical (as far as aiming etc. are concerned), but a machine gun leg is always more stylish.
Then my answer would be neither. Or is that not a choice either?
I'd rather get attacked by a herd of fainting goats. Search 'em on Youtube. Hehe.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!! Clap real loud and your all set. I want a fainting goat soooo bad!
HA HA Fainting goats are freakin awesome!!
Although if that's the best defense mechanism they've been able to evolve they are kind of asking to be eaten.
suicidal goats - can you blame them? would YOU like to be a goat?
I like thrift store books too! I wondered where you get your ideas for these things you post - probably from the stuff you get at the thrift store! Now I know!
Even though ducks are vicious creatures, I'd choose 1 horse-size duck over 10 duck-size horses. Those tiny horses could get together and plot against you. I just imagine being surrounded with nowhere to run. Plus, horses are pretty fast.
I'd tame the duck and make it fly me around like Falkor from The Neverending Story.
I didn't answer the queshing! I would love it if 30 duck-sized horses would attack - I would be ready with handfuls of granola, which they would love, then I would train them and for awhile I would have a travelling tiny horse show - later, in a few years, when I retire I would sell them for lots of money - oh and they would breed like rabbits so I would have about 3,000 tiny horses to sell! Yippee! EEEEEhaaah!
Sounds like a good plan to me.
You could always start your very own glue factory. 'Made from only the finest performing tiny horses!'
tiny horses attacking is much cooler than the hubber attack that is about to occur over there in "What writer makes you laugh!" hahaha! Ever been attacked by 30 tiny hubbers? it wouldn't be pretty, huh.
My tiny horses would never go into the glue - we would have tiny memorial services, they would be cremated, and we would scatter their ashes over the oat fields! Glue of the future won't be made from bones anymore anyway. I know, you just wanted to suggest a way to recycle and make more money, but there has to be a limit to capitalism - my friends, the tiny horses are not going to be made into glue, buster!
Uh-oh! Don't mess with the who's the sexiest/funniest/kindest/richest/etc. forum threads. People around these parts don't take kindly to folk who don't enjoy a little brown-nosing.
True, I went too far. I'm sure if you could convince the tiny horses that they would be so well looked after in their ageing years they wouldn't feel the urge to attack you in the first place.
Best of luck with the backlash over in the other thread. I'm gonna go watch something violent on TV, it'll probably be less gory.
TINY HUBBERS!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH mega you kill me..really...
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