I hereby sign this petition, despite being fully and blissfully unaware of the alterior motives and vested interest of ryankett, for KimberlysLyrics to publish at least 100 hubs in the next three months...
Only if she posts a new picture of her self in every new hub
In Toronto we would respond politely, as you know, get on my level, and deal with it, I am the Avatar Queen! OK?
Just peed, thank you, I am frozen scared with unpublished hubs Ryan, even comments, you tell me perimeters and OMG do my best, then we shall wed
You freak me out, lets hope I un-freeze
can i do this? Is it possible?
Can I call it the Ryankett 100 in 3 challenge on hub sign offs
can I do this aaaaahhhhhhhhhh!
Thanks, I think *wink*
Well just any will do, I don't want to put you under any pressure, but I am BANKING on you to start publishing
If only you knew
Do you want to know? If I tell you I may have to kill you.
Whether I have the ability to kill you is something which you will need to ascertain before deciding whether or not you would like me to tell you.*
*psssss... I wouldn't know where to start.
pssssssssssstt. I so wanted to know, to come and kill me, but sadly I would kill first Or we could.... together!
But we shall leave that for a date may I not be in the pub, I mean publishing
pppppssssssssttttt. I tell you my hub content, but then I would have to gag you, darn, I mean flag you
I gotta 10% stake in you KimberlyLyrics
Go and get me my dividends
hahahah lol....it's best if you write some more Hubs, being a prolific hubber and all round nice lass Kimmy, so just do it, y'gotta!
Edit....hmmmmm....lets have a look at my referrals!!!
It's on, and 2 cents per hub, final offer!
2 cents per hub? You selling yourself short!
If you manage 100 hubs in 3 months, so 20th November 2010, I will donate £10 to the charity of your choice, show you the reciept, and 'gift aid' it. So thats something like £12.50 which is $20.
Unfortunately thats the best that I can do seeing as I will be quitting my job on 1st November
Do it for the poor kids*** Kimberly.
*** Insert any other applicable word here.
Me Too, would be highly interesting, and had no idea KimberlysLyrics was Avatar Queen, am sure I must have failed to bow a few times, but perhaps she was peeing, judging from all the peeing pertinent to this forum topic, so I must have had to respectfully look the other way while she peed her thoughts.......written in the same humor as much of this off beat topic. ))
MISHA IS A SPY!!!!!!
LOOK HE LIKES TORTURE!!!!!
AND SO SWEET I COULD CARE LESS!!!!!
damn i hate caps law
btw did you get my UT comment?
Should, a miracle be, and I accomplish 100 in 3, regardless perimeters stay true or negotiable, what do I get?
Don't be lame and say pride, adsence, or accomplishing a goal. Talk to me about paper, blow up dolls, a latex jumpsuit, 200 new followers, a holiday boat cruise by Italy, publishing contract, new pair of shoes for every hub, your sworn promise to comment on each hub whether 1 or 100 for three months, a manicure or new laptop, dog peed on mine, hey looks like they can fix it, but still peeved, oh and a tattoo!
LMAO Google has already ranked this thread 4th on his name, so funny
Hey Kim, isn't that bling article more or less finished?
No pressure, mind you. Just asking. Miss ya
ya but there's a whole black thug thing I am asking my friends to explain, I just don't think many will understand the significance of the gangsters hood, inner city black's behavior and culture. Pride and message top notch rappers offer, all having come from these circumstances.
I'm trying to say, my friends and cousins are all black, but all male, kinda one sided when I know of 3 huge female rappers doing the bling bling, but seems to not matter either way.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxR4AweLeXE Tupac RIP
Cool how they explained why white folks are different in that respect, even top rappers.ie eminem you never see bling
btw, can this count as a hub?
Timmy, ya, soon, then dresses
I have one written a week ago, that so badly needs to be heard, but I've had trouble re reading and editing.
Truth is, Ryan helped me more than he'll ever know, or when you read tomorrow you will understand.
I miss you Tim Tim
This is the support I needed and can't believe he knew that
still hate him revenge will come in ways that will only make him smile
I would love to see Kim publish more hubs--doesn't matter how many. She is so talented and always inspires me.
Mike, I once told you and believe whole heartedly we were meant to meet and forgot to mention [embarrassed] loved your book and who inspires who? xo
Mike did you know Ryan owned a fleet of airplanes? He needs a job alright! Who's flying em?
Mike let's check out the UK and pop in on Ryan by surprise, oh, guess not now :
Mike, did you cut and paste that 100 on photo, will you show me how? :
Your vote is eliminated because you have written so many really good hubs, i hate you
then I am back to being grateful that you do
Cheers and thanks xo
Oh goody! More hubs from Kimberly!
I don't know (and suspect I do not want to know) the backstory on this challenge.
But I'll gladly sign the petition!
Mummy Mum Mum Mum so Mighty, you always fly in and land just when I need you to
guess thats why your mighty mom, and ryan is truly helping so much, have been stuck on stupid too long now!
O boy do need to talk to you but can't email you for few days - using temp computer
nothing behind this I just think Ryan is evil, the kind movies are made about. yes?
So true, how funny being here when I have 47 comments to respond to, a hub to publish by morning, find a hilarious yearbook photo of ryankett, 7 accounts with 8 weeks of unread emails, then prey, clearly at 91 can wait, last two wait sorry
OK Thanks to all, now I'm off to WORK [shivers thinking of Ryanketts wrath!] really, Thanks so much you rock Ryan, and Cags for getting me on top of , I mean for the kick it the butt to get going
will check back later on my whiskey break!
if you have grammar or punctuation issues with my posts, sometimes hubs, deal with it and take it up with staff procrastination possibly? :
OK for real!
Ryan wants to earn his 10% off of Kiberly's hubs since she signed up using his affiliate tracker.
I think he is just harassing her a little honestly.
This is one of those posts which could be:
a) A joke
b) Deadly serious
I hope its 'A'
oh i see, how could she sign up using his affiliate tracker,excuse my ignorance, he is funny isn't he....
Since HP allows multiple account you could for instance sign out of your account then go to another Hubbers profile and use their link to create a second account. That hubber would then get the credit for the new sign-up through their account.
When someone signs up through your affiliate tracker some portion of the ad revenue generated by their hubs is filtered to you.
um, hello, I do take smoke breaks, but not to discover I was thought of for that short a time without more people geez!
Ohma, you just spun my head, but love ya as much as ever, sexually of course.
Back to capsule twirls, I reckon I call them that cause Hubs remind me of figure skating rinks [toke]
j/k i swear
OK smoke break hub needs work, no pressure, nah, and why the hell am I the only one posting in a topic about me huh? self absorbed? What? Oh, ya true, Cagsil made like that-just look at him, see!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bye now, sigh. RYAN GEE DO HOPE YOU SLEPT WELL DEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nice support guys, wicked, feel so motivated
How shall I repay, what will we play, just not today, and feel it be my way, cause I say
oh poop, I am so trying to procrastinate but now I am procrastinating to procrastinate
oh ya, thanks again wankers
Ok Kim, it's time to stop being a professional crastinator. I know it seems like a lot of pressure, but really...we're all your friends here, we know..and you know you always come up with something interesting, more often than not, hilarious...something that is uniquely yours. There's no doubt in my mind..there shouldn't be any doubt in your mind either.
Nevermind our anticipation, just go for it, girl. You can keep tweaking it as much as you like, later.
Take a deep breath...there, that's better. Now hit 'publish'.
There, that wasn't hard was it?
Is your tail still a dragon???
I must unrelentlessly agree, but I believe a Petition may not be enough - Kyberlyslyrics must publish and must publish now!
Man that's kinda harsh huh K???
How about this, I will match you. For every word I see you publish so that your fans can have new stuff to read and eat. I will match you.
Every new word you write. I will write in you comments or make a hub or whatever, but word for cotton picking, double tripping word.
U got it???
Ready when you are....
Give Kymberlyslyrics all of your money, possessions, assettes, real estate, food, clothing, shelter, money and anything else you can fit into a shoebox or suitcase - she is on a path to global domintation that cannot be stopped it can only be classified. Pay up or she will be clocking your time like a taxi driver. Just do it and submit you dancing doggies. Kymberlyslyrics we salute you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think Ryan has a crush Who better to have a crush on? Go Kim!
stop it i'm writing, have now been freed of backlash YEEEEH
Plus I have a dragons tail and Tim called me a cockinator [not cool]
Ryan f**k stop it, I'm laughing from you all and I cannot type
Plus I want the attention
Straight up of 150 hubs this has been the hardest, starting 3 months ago is a sign maybe pick the other ones, but emotion drives and so does..................................to get me really motivated
off to keep typing, backspacing, and sitting on a dragons tail to which I will slay once I hit publish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo lovers and hubbers
u da bestezt
Ryan, OK I know it took 10 days but I had to stop rewriting something that will never do it's content justice
you and greek of course are featured!
[no self promotional agenda in this post whatsoever HP ]
ryan and greek, how can you not respond?
I must know that you know
Don't I get a prize? I remember mumbles of a convertible Benz? You could just drop the keys and ownership papers at my profile.
Yeah...you go girl!!
Yes everyone, it's published. And what a cracker of a story. Your heart will ache, and you'll probably shed a tear. Powerful stuff.
See, Kim..I knew ya had it inya. Sometimes I think I have more faith in you than you do.
So what did you win? Hmmm...let's see....
[imagine a game show announcer kind of voice here]:
That's right Kimberly...An all-expenses-paid trip to Lindsay, Ontario, where you can watch the last of the summer boats traverse the lift locks along the Scugog River. Then a fine pub meal at one of the oldest hotels in Canada, The Grand. Hosted by yours truly (no..not Bob Barker).
It's just too bad that I can't really afford to pay for all that just now. Love ya just the same tho.
Tim, I do love you
actually buying my bus ticket right now, see you in 2 hours, got all the time in the world (poor thing) can I publish from there?
You made my day, thank you so much
Truth is yes, you have more faith and your direction is what I was talking about in that hub, I was talking about you
Now, here I cum!
ps-notice ryan or greek don't care-well I shall stalk them when I am done with you
Thanks babe, Kim
I don't there's anybody here...
"Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow
of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath
borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how
abhorred in my imagination it is! my gorge rims at
it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know
not how oft. Where be your gibes now? your
gambols? your songs? your flashes of merriment,
that were wont to set the table on a roar? Not one
now, to mock your own grinning? quite chap-fallen?
Now get you to my lady's chamber, and tell her, let
her paint an inch thick, to this favour she must
come; make her laugh at that."
Sooo, then there was a possibility that Kimberly wouldn't publish more hubs, 'cause, like, I don't really believe it....this place is like air to us...right kimberly? I mean...shoot me now if her place here, or more importantly, she, isn't forever..
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