Hi, all! I am subscribed to several business newsletters and sometimes they have funny quotes in them. This is from a newsletter from "Big Al" Schreiter and I thought it was funny considering the gas prices today!
A recent study conducted by Harvard University found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study by the American Medical Association found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
This means Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.
Sounds like we may get better mileage from alcohol. Somebody pass the the bottle this way! LMBO
LOL they'll invent a new car named Margaritaville now!
So what we should really do is take turns riding on the back of each other---or-or---
get those rick-shaw things to use! Might be a whole new industry waiting for out there for
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