Just saw on the news that an Australian man just married his 5 year old dog. She is 35 in human years and her clock was ticking.
LOL, at least it is she, so this should be fine from our purists perspective
Waiting for the thread to be deleted for inappropriate content - sexual relations with animals are beyond Google TOS
Let's hope it survives. It certainly has a potential to become a fun thread
Let's hope that she doesn't have 17 kids in one litter like the one bitch did as reported by msn.
Hmmmmm. Let's see, an Australian man. Earnest is gone for awhile. Hmmmmm!
Well, she is not going to spend a lot on clothes and jewelry I am sure. Response time will be short too. Don't know about lovers though, might be a problem sometimes. Hope he likes children, I mean puppies. I mean childpies. I don't know what I mean.
I guess as long as the the relationship is between a consenting adult and a consenting dog.
I had a student once who was arrested and convicted for raping a dog. True story.
Oh wow! That's a scary thought. How does one go about prosecuting that kind of case? The dog can't really press charges or testify, so I suppose that means there must've been a witness? Yuck!
How did the cops know that the dog did not consent?
Are they thinking about adopting? Wait what would they be adopting? Is it moral to adopt a kid if your dog is your wife? They might have to be safe and just adopt a dog. The kid situation seems like it could cause a problem.
Well, I dated a few dogs when I was drunk in my younger days. But they looked good then.
I don't think he has any intention of sharing, even in this sharing season. Selfish, he is!
No! It's forty years old now, never opened and can't afford it. I should really sell it, but I am sort of connected to it now.
Well, if he hasn't got her fixed, she's liable to cheat on him with any old dog that comes around.
I remember a few years ago there was a minor internet s***storm over some guy who posted to a polyamory community talking about problems he was having between his "wife" and his "girlfriend". People started giving him serious suggestions, but eventually it was revealed that his "wife" was a horse. (The "girlfriend" was human and god only knows what kind of person is willing to play second fiddle to a horse - a pretty messed up one I would think.) Apparently he used to roll his you-know-what in honey and oats to get her to perform her conjugal duties. One can only hope she got a little too enthusiastic one day and bit it off.
You certainly are one of the most kind and tolerant persons around, Kerry
At least that wasn't painful to the horse.
I've read of guys who spread brine shrimp on "themselves" and then let their goldfish nibble.
by AnnCee 10 years ago
Despite specific prohibition in Koran. How can that be?
by fiona12 11 years ago
If a US citizen marries a d1 visa holder who resides in the US, can they change their status to...green card?
by Tim Mitchell 6 years ago
If someone never marries are they weird?
by dtn2885 9 years ago
Do you think a woman who marries a man for his money is considered a prostitute?
by Coolkitty 12 years ago
How do i lose inches on my arms and hips?i'm getting marries in 2 months and don't wanna end up look
by evelynflesner 4 years ago
Older movie, maybe 80's, 90's, mobster marries a woman and in the end he has to kill her.
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