Received this from a friend who is a serial emailer.
IMPORTANT HEALTH ADVICE FOR WOMEN
Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
pharmacist about White Wine.
White Wine is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident
about yourself and your actions. White Wine can help ease you out of
your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to
do just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of White Wine almost immediately and with a
regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you
from living the life you want to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will
discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start
living, with White Wine. White Wine may not be right for everyone. Women
who are pregnant or nursing should not use White Wine. However, women
who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration,
erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of
money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing,
headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play
all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.
The consumption of White Wine may make you think you are whispering when
you are not.
The consumption of White Wine is a major factor in dancing like an
The consumption of White Wine may cause you to tell your friends over
and over again that you love them.
The consumption of White Wine may cause you to think you can sing.
The consumption of White Wine may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are
really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
The consumption of White Wine may make you think you can logically
converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
The consumption of White Wine may create the illusion that you are
tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people
NOW JUST IMAGINE WHAT YOU COULD ACHIEVE WITH RED WINE!!
Eric, you know I love you man, but... back away from the Internet. Just, you know, step back and, I don't know, throw a frisbee at your dog or something. Just for a day or two.
by sussexwine 7 years ago
This is a question that has been bothering me for a while now about which colour wine is more popular, do you prefer a glass of red or white? No being cheeky and putting 'both' or rose, we need a definitive answer here folks!
by Zsuzsy Bee 10 years ago
I wanted to share this with all of you, my extended family, as it's soooo important!NEW - Miracle Cure!· Do you have feelings of inadequacy?· Do you suffer from shyness?· Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist...
by MomsTreasureChest 6 years ago
Do you prefer to drink red wine or white wine?
by Lisa Brown 5 years ago
What kind of white wine do you like, and how does it taste?
by morningglory24 6 years ago
Can anyone recommend a good red or white wine for a tasting?I am throwing a wine tasting for some of my girl friends for fun, and more so to familiarize myself with red wines. I haven't really found any red wine I am too crazy about. Thanks in advance!
by Kita13 6 years ago
Red wine or white wine?There is a variety of wine that folks can enjoy. Yet most seem to draw their attention towards Red or White wine.
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