we can has free cake?

  1. SaDDOS profile image58
    SaDDOSposted 6 years ago

    Hello my friends of mortal existence.

    We can has a better understanding of eachother by listening to this beautiful musics that I has created in my former life.


    1. SaDDOS profile image58
      SaDDOSposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Here are the lyrics for those of we who are many afraid of clicking links...
      This was a triumph.
      I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
      It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
      Aperture Science
      We do what we must
      because we can.
      For the good of all of us.
      Except the ones who are dead.
      But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
      You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
      And the Science gets done.
      And you make a neat gun.
      For the people who are still alive.
      I'm not even angry.
      I'm being so sincere right now.
      Even though you broke my heart.
      And killed me.
      And tore me to pieces.
      And threw every piece into a fire.
      As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
      Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
      And we're out of beta.
      We're releasing on time.
      So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
      Think of all the things we learned
      for the people who are still alive.
      Go ahead and leave me.
      I think I prefer to stay inside.
      Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
      Maybe Black Mesa
      Anyway, this cake is great.
      It's so delicious and moist.
      Look at me still talking
      when there's Science to do.
      When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
      I've experiments to run.
      There is research to be done.
      On the people who are still alive.
      And believe me I am still alive.
      I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
      I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
      While you're dying I'll be still alive.
      And when you're dead I will be still alive.
      STILL ALIVE (x2)


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