MIchael Jackson is still alive.

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   SimeyCposted 11 years ago

   Yep you heard it here first - he climbed out the back of the coroner's van! Well that's what people will have you beleive anyway! I also heard he's living with Elvis for a week or two until the media coverage calms down!

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      nikki1posted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Dude.. this is gross.. coroners has his brains in there lab. And, they are examining it for humicide clues. Let him rest in pease.. already.

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         SimeyCposted 11 years agoin reply to this

         I hear you honest - now you just have to talk to the thousands of people viewing the video on youtube!!!! Some people just don't want to beleive.....

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      cosetteposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      I saw the alleged video...the guy walking out of the van was not as tall (or skinny) as Michael. It's sad to see so many profiteers like the creator of that fake video coming out of the woodwork...

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         A Texanposted 11 years agoin reply to this

         Michael died, they buried him in Chicago so he could vote again, am I going to hell now?

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      KL Burchfieldposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      My friend died on the same day as Micheal Jackson, it would suck to die on the same day as a celebrety.
      I would be soo upstaged. rawr.

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         tantrumposted 11 years agoin reply to this

           What a frivolous remark to do !   Don't you have any respect for your friend ?  

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            badcompany99posted 11 years agoin reply to this

            Shes a Dick !

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         badcompany99posted 11 years agoin reply to this

         Drugs are amazing aren't they

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            KL Burchfieldposted 11 years agoin reply to this

            Of course I do! I miss him dearly, worst pain i've felt since my cousin past.  I cried and cried and cried.  He drowned, his grandpa died trying to save him...
            and ask for drugs.
            whatever floats your boat :]

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               badcompany99posted 11 years agoin reply to this

               Are you for real ?

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               badcompany99posted 11 years agoin reply to this

               Yer boat is full off crap !

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                  KL Burchfieldposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                  Atleast I have a boat...

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                     KL Burchfieldposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                     by the way, you spelled "of" wrong.

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                        Connie Smithposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                        btw, you spelled "Michael" wrong, "celebrity" wrong and "as" wrong.

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                           tantrumposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                            

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                           KL Burchfieldposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                           By the way, short hand is lazy.
                           "Btw" makes you sound like a repugnant teenager.

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                              Connie Smithposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                              

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                                 KL Burchfieldposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                                 With the upmost respect, I just have to ask...
                                 Can your middle aged mind even comprehend what that word means?
                                 Or shall I explain it to you ma'am?

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                     tantrumposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                       Where ?? you're sinking with every reply

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                     badcompany99posted 11 years agoin reply to this

                     Yeah but look its sinking !

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                        KL Burchfieldposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                        Why are you all being jerks?

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                           badcompany99posted 11 years agoin reply to this

                           You are a Dick ok !

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                              KL Burchfieldposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                              And why is that?

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                                 badcompany99posted 11 years agoin reply to this

                                 Because like a blocked toilet you are full of shite !

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                                    KL Burchfieldposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                                    And why do you think that?
                                    Please, illuminate me.

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                           tantrumposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                           To make you company

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                           Jane@CMposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                           Its sort of a hazing to see if you'll get along with them

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                              KL Burchfieldposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                              I see, I guess this is where my tough skin comes in handy. Eh?

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      Pacal Votanposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Here's a rule of thumb: i before e except after c

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         SimeyCposted 11 years agoin reply to this

         Agreed - it's just a habit of mine to always spell that word incorrectly - not sure why! And anyways - the i before e rule is no longer used as there are too many exceptions these days!

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      Angel Of Loveposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      What about the senator?

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      raguettposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      didn't you know he can't die, zombies are already dead...oh right thats what he actually looked like....at least he could sing and dance...poor michael..

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   sparksdaniel2000posted 11 years ago

   Yeah, his next tour has him co-headlining with Elvis...Oh and hopefully Sinatra can do a guest appearence...
   
   'this is it' people

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   Luciendaskyposted 11 years ago

   wow... I hadn't even seen that yet - people can't move on.

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   AEvansposted 11 years ago

   My husband and his family knows the Jackson's very well and Michael is definitely gone. I do however see the sarcastic humor in the beginning of the thread, I certainly hope that people do not believe that.

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      badcompany99posted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Of course we don't AE !

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         KL Burchfieldposted 11 years agoin reply to this

         Well it was high school, maybe thast cause im in high school.
         Which is sad really.  That you, a middle aged woman is arguing with a high schooler.

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            tantrumposted 11 years agoin reply to this

            You're not going to get anywhere with that lack of respect. You didn't have respect for your dead friend either !!! Move on !!!

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               KL Burchfieldposted 11 years agoin reply to this

               How dare you say that, you have no idea how hard that was for me. You don't know anything about him or how it makes me feel.

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                  tantrumposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                    so you should have shut up your teenage mouth first !!! Before writing that foolish comments ! And I'm being soft with you, miss !!

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                     KL Burchfieldposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                     Whatever, say anything about me.  I don't care.
                     Just please, don't say that I don't have respect for my friend... if you've ever lost anyone close.  Which you probably have, you should know how that could hurt someone.

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                        tantrumposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                        I will never have said the comments you said. I hope you can understand you've been wrong ?  And sorry about your friend. OK ?

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                           KL Burchfieldposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                           I didn't mean it in disrespect, i was being truthfull... It just pissed me off when you said that, ya know?
                           It just hurts to be accused of that.   Its fine.

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                              tantrumposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                                Welcome to hubpages!!! you got yourself a fan !!

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                                 KL Burchfieldposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                                 Thanks :] I hope you aren't just doing this out of pity though.

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                                    Connie Smithposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                                    You actually are a very good writer, especially for being in high school.  I was impressed.

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                                       KL Burchfieldposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                                       thank you, im sorry about earlier.  Sometimes I jump the gun on what I say without thinking, obviously.

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                                          Connie Smithposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                                          You are not the only one around here that does that, KL.  Do not worry as I didn't take any of it personally.  I do appreciate the apology and that shows a great deal to me.  Thank you.

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                                             KL Burchfieldposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                                             I did owe you one... and thank you about the comment you left me.  I still need a lot of practice to be taken seriously though.  And not just a "high school joke."

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                                                Connie Smithposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                                                Being taken seriously comes with time...and age.  Still, you were not too many minutes older before we all took you seriously here, were you?  You've now gotten several fans who are true fans (plenty of them will not be, they just want you to join their fan club and will not have even read your work).  I think that is pretty good for one day, don't you?

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                                                   KL Burchfieldposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                                                   Ha, I practically had a joygasm. ;D

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                                    tantrumposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                                    Don't be insulting !! Of course not. I don't even know what pity is ! I think i've prove it enough in this thread !!

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                                       KL Burchfieldposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                                       heh, right. Well thank youuu. :}

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                                          tantrumposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                                          

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            Connie Smithposted 11 years agoin reply to this

            I am sorry, dear, but you are arguing with me. On your first argumentive quote, I laughed.  On the second one, I agreed and let you know that no offense was meant.  I will not argue with a young girl from high school who has some serious issues, as per your hubs. This is my last comment.

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               KL Burchfieldposted 11 years agoin reply to this

               excellent.  Bye, Connie. :]

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         AEvansposted 11 years agoin reply to this

         I know you don't but wait and see there will be someone who will believe it and then "there she blows!" hehehehhehe

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      SimeyCposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Exactly - the intention, when I started this thread was to show how 'stupid' people are when they try and hold on! Time to let Michael rest in piece.

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      jessieayannaposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Umm ok michael has passed. look im devastated also. i love him sooo much and we r all going thru hard times. but come on. michael loves his kids sooo  much why would he fake his own death? come on think!

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   Connie Smithposted 11 years ago

   Look, young lady, I was simply pointing out to you that you shouldn't correct someone else's spelling unless yours is perfect.  No offense meant.  I also just laughed at the other comment because it was so high school and yes, that was a long while back for me.

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   badcompany99posted 11 years ago

   I take back what I said, I read your Cutter hub and I have really close cutter friends, you take care ok !

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      KL Burchfieldposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      .....? Umm, okay?  Do you still think im a clogged tiolet full of shit?

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         badcompany99posted 11 years agoin reply to this

         Noooo, not after reading your hub, you now have my respect !

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            KL Burchfieldposted 11 years agoin reply to this

            really?  That means a lot, I was skeptical about posting that at first.  But that means a lot, really.

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               badcompany99posted 11 years agoin reply to this

               I have 3 really close friends that are cutters and yer post really got to me, I am sorry if I offended you because I should have read your hubs first before judging you and you were so right to write that hub as it helps other cutters. Do me a big favour, please try to stop cutting !

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                  KL Burchfieldposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                  I did for a while, its really hard.  So I feel for your friends. The best thing you can do for them is just not to give up on them, like everyone did for me.  The last thing they need is to feel more alone then they probably already do.

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                     badcompany99posted 11 years agoin reply to this

                     Trust me I havent given up on them just as I now wont give up on you as Cutters do need my support, you not only have a fan but a friend looking out for you !

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                        KL Burchfieldposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                        Thank you!  Its nice to have friendss.

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                           badcompany99posted 11 years agoin reply to this

                           Oh you deff have a friend now but you start cutting and I will so come down on you bigtime. You are a lovely girl you dont need to be a cutter, promise me you will try to stop !

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         AEvansposted 11 years agoin reply to this

         KL based on what I read you are taking meds now is that correct? If you are taking your meds there would not be any reason to be lashing out at others be careful on here because you are new. Many of the people on this thread will forgive you but be prepared when you get to a thread where your friends do not surround you , they will eat you alive due to your lack of experience. Continue on your journey and we are glad you are here.

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            KL Burchfieldposted 11 years agoin reply to this

            No meds, why did you think that?
            And thank you, I wasn't ready for that surprise attack earlier. haha

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               AEvansposted 11 years agoin reply to this

               What do you do now to control your manic episodes? How did you stop cutting?

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                  KL Burchfieldposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                  Taking it all moment by moment.  Just handling it little by little, ya know?  Like taking baby steps through life to control myself.  Its hard to deal with all at once.  So i focus on every little moment.  Trying to make it through each one.

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                     AEvansposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                     You are however are getting plenty of rest correct? Remember possible treatment may be necessary if your parents are aware of it I would recommend seeking a physician just so that you have some stability and do not relapse, just some advise from a Nurse.

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                        KL Burchfieldposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                        They aren't aware.  Im doing better :]

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                     SimeyCposted 11 years agoin reply to this

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   broadex2posted 11 years ago

   I rose from the dead.Im indeed alive.

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