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Why I am going to Hell

  1. Ron Montgomery profile image60
    Ron Montgomeryposted 5 years ago

    And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even.

    I forgot to put the wife out in the woods last month...

    Oh well.

    1. MelissaBarrett profile image60
      MelissaBarrettposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      I had a BLT for lunch... and I once grabbed a guy's junk and twisted when he threatened my ex-husband.

      1. Ron Montgomery profile image60
        Ron Montgomeryposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        I'm not sure junk twisting is forbidden.

        1. MelissaBarrett profile image60
          MelissaBarrettposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          Actually it's strangely specifically forbidden

          Deuteronomy 25:11

          1. Ron Montgomery profile image60
            Ron Montgomeryposted 5 years ago in reply to this

            11 If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, 12 you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity.
            Cross references:Deuteronomy 25:12 : S Dt 7:2


            Actually, I'm not totally against this rule.

            1. MelissaBarrett profile image60
              MelissaBarrettposted 5 years ago in reply to this

              I wouldn't start a fight with my husband then... I would hate you to have guilt over sending me to hell wink

    2. Druid Dude profile image59
      Druid Dudeposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      We invented tampax. I could get a little more specific, but, It's not a good time of the month. PMS didn't just pop up recently, and people used to live in very close quarters.

      1. MelissaBarrett profile image60
        MelissaBarrettposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        And now you are going to hell for posting that knowing that I had recently eaten a BLT.

    3. Druid Dude profile image59
      Druid Dudeposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Native Americans used to do the same thing...I don't see you using any Native quotes. The fact is, every culture had ways of dealing with the menstrual cycle which were quite similar. Sorry I had to point this out.

      1. janesix profile image61
        janesixposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        What Native quotes could he have used?

        1. Druid Dude profile image59
          Druid Dudeposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          Tricky, huh. The Japs had the same problem during WWII. No written language, but enough is known about their culture to be able to determine that they quarantined their women in the fashion of the Israelites. Chances are, women insisted on it, and the men were only complying. Not sure what point the forum was making.

          1. MelissaBarrett profile image60
            MelissaBarrettposted 5 years ago in reply to this

            It's in the sandpit... it doesn't have to have a point. I think it might have been for piss and giggles.

            BTW... I am going to hell because earlier today I had a mental image of Cagsil flogging me with a wet rope... It was before the BLT.

            1. Cagsil profile image60
              Cagsilposted 5 years ago in reply to this

              lol lol lol


              At first I thought you were going to say something about the mental image of my post in this thread, never mind, the other thread. lol

          2. Ron Montgomery profile image60
            Ron Montgomeryposted 5 years ago in reply to this

            The Japs?

            1. Druid Dude profile image59
              Druid Dudeposted 5 years ago in reply to this

              They couldn't decipher Navajo, the 'code' America was using. No references, no alphabet. Most native 'quotes' that have been recorded, had nothing to do with female cycles, that is why asking for a native quote about menstruation, which is what the Bible quote was about, which you seem to insist on ridiculing at every whipstitch, and so my asking for a comparative quote, knowing full well that there are none, was a bit tricky, if not deceptive on my part. I just wanted to see if I could raise Google stock by sending people looking for quotes they'll never find.

              1. Ron Montgomery profile image60
                Ron Montgomeryposted 5 years ago in reply to this

                Who or what are "the Japs"?

              2. Druid Dude profile image59
                Druid Dudeposted 5 years ago in reply to this

                Excuse me. The Japanese. Should I get get upset if someone calls me a New Yorker? Is Jap considered a derogatory term? Then what is 'Brit'?

                1. Druid Dude profile image59
                  Druid Dudeposted 5 years ago in reply to this

                  At least I didn't call 'em Nips!

          3. wavegirl22 profile image44
            wavegirl22posted 5 years ago in reply to this

            Sandpit no sandpit  . .this is one comparison I would seriously like to understand.

            1. Ron Montgomery profile image60
              Ron Montgomeryposted 5 years ago in reply to this

              It helps if you first understand why it's OK to refer to people as "Japs".

              1. wavegirl22 profile image44
                wavegirl22posted 5 years ago in reply to this

                well when I was in high school some may have referred to me as a JAP. . . and it is not because I had anything to do with Japan.

                1. Ron Montgomery profile image60
                  Ron Montgomeryposted 5 years ago in reply to this

                  wink

                  Yes, your highness...

                  1. wavegirl22 profile image44
                    wavegirl22posted 5 years ago in reply to this

                    I knew you would 'get it'

    4. Cagsil profile image60
      Cagsilposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      I'm sure the bear in the woods was very disappointed Ron. tongue

    5. wavegirl22 profile image44
      wavegirl22posted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Are we allowed to make silly comments here, or am I still on refrain?

      1. Ron Montgomery profile image60
        Ron Montgomeryposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        Please, lay some silly on me....

        1. wavegirl22 profile image44
          wavegirl22posted 5 years ago in reply to this

          I got nuttin now . .. .after you shut me down yesterday I have been brooding around. .. maybe it will come back. All I got now is Peyton went from #2 to #50 on the top100 list. Where will Eli land is all I can think about now.

          1. Ron Montgomery profile image60
            Ron Montgomeryposted 5 years ago in reply to this

            I would never shut you down...

      2. Cagsil profile image60
        Cagsilposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        Hey Wavegirl, this is in the Sandpit. So, what do you think? tongue

        1. wavegirl22 profile image44
          wavegirl22posted 5 years ago in reply to this

          I think I do better in the sports forum . .too sandy in here. wink

          1. Cagsil profile image60
            Cagsilposted 5 years ago in reply to this

            Well, it was nice to see you anyways. smile Hope you're well. smile big_smile

  2. livelonger profile image89
    livelongerposted 5 years ago

    Sombreros are a sacrilege.

    1. Ron Montgomery profile image60
      Ron Montgomeryposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      http://yourhealthbuddy.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/sunshine-funny.jpg

      Well then, I guess I should prepare myself...

  3. Darkproxy profile image60
    Darkproxyposted 5 years ago

    I'm going to hell for writing revenge of the christ, jesus goes rambo on Santa and the easterbunny

    1. Druid Dude profile image59
      Druid Dudeposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      How so?

  4. timorous profile image92
    timorousposted 5 years ago

    I may be going to hell for ripping that tag off the inside of my couch...you know, the one about not removing this tag, and something about new material only. Just sayin'...

    1. Randy Godwin profile image92
      Randy Godwinposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Yep, there's probably a bible verse prohibiting it. yikes


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  5. CMHypno profile image88
    CMHypnoposted 5 years ago

    Having been raised a Catholic and going to a convent school, you really can't avoid going to hell.  Not having been to mass in more years than I can remember and nor having been to confession automatically buys me a one way non-refundable ticket.

    At school we weren't allowed to wear patent leather shoes in case they reflected our underwear, could only sit on a boy's knee if you put a telephone directory on the said knee first and if the lights were put out at a party we were told to jump on a table and shout 'I am a good Catholic girl and I am not coming down until the lights go back on'.  Needless to say the last one became our favourite party game!

    But I have to say that 7 days a month out in a little spa retreat in the woods with a pool, steam room and masseur sounds really nice - should be mandatory and paid for by the government lol

    Nice to see you back Randy!

    1. Randy Godwin profile image92
      Randy Godwinposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      HA!  You oughtta try a Southern Baptist upbringing, Cynthia.  Yep, my four weeks are up.  Thinking about having a raffle for the next time I get banned.  Day and time.  First prize would be my entire EBay earnings for a year!  lol

      Thanks for the welcome back.  They even gave me back my 3 accolades they took when I was banned.  Big whoop!  smile    Earnings stink lately, how bout you? smile


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