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The Best Life Quotes-20 Famous Groucho Marx Quotations

Updated on June 26, 2012

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx has had many famous Quotes attributed to him during his life.The US comedian and actor is notorious for his wise cracks, great one liners and scathing put -downs. Groucho was part of the great Marx Brothers, who made us laugh at such films as Duck Soup and A Night at the Opera.Laugh along with these famous quotes from his life and films.

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Famous Quotes

What's a thousand dollars?Mere Chicken feed. A poultry matter.

Your eyes shine like the pants of my blue serge suit.

There is one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says 'yes', you know he is crooked.

Go and never darken my towels again.

From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

Time wounds all heels.

He may look like an idiot, he may talk like an idiot.But don't let that fool you ,he actually is an idiot.

I could dance till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home.

I don't like the play.But I saw it under favourable circumstances, the curtains were up.

Please accept my resignation.I do not want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member.On his resigning from the Friars Club in Hollywood.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They are upstairs in my socks.

I was going to thrash them within an inch of their lives but I didn't have a tape measure.

Groucho isn't my real name I'm breaking it in for a friend.

I never go to the movies where the heroes bust is bigger than the heroine's.

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.

I am all for women's rights and their lefts too.

Love flies out of the door when money comes innuendo.

Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

Let me know if you have your own favourite Groucho Marx quote.

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      These were great - Thanks for putting it together!

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