Who enjoys a good pun?

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   puppascottposted 16 years ago

   I am a big fan of word-play. My fourth grade teacher got me started on puns and I have loved them ever since. So who has a good pun like "Is the Eiffel Tower just another parasite?"

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   Anti-Valentineposted 16 years ago

   I remember reading a book called "Howlers", which had a lot of puns in it like, "Cleopatra died after she was bitten by an Aspidistra".
   
   I also watched an HBO comedy fest where Dana Carvey did an excellent impression of George W. Bush: "Like the Floundering Fathers said, 'All men are secreted equally'."

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      puppascottposted 16 years agoin reply to this

      When Dana Carvey was on SNL, he did some great presidential skits.
      
      "My ship has finally come in. I just wish it would have been a little schooner."

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         Anti-Valentineposted 16 years agoin reply to this

         Jay London also has some good puns
         
         I've got Math down to a science- go figure.

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   RooBeeposted 16 years ago

   Do you feel mired in debt because you just can't budge it?

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   RooBeeposted 16 years ago

   Okay, here's another then.
   
   The lobby at the chess convention was a sight to behold - hundreds of chess nuts boasting in an open foyer. harhar

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      puppascottposted 16 years agoin reply to this

      That was great. With all the bright people on this site I knew there had to be a few more pun-worshippers.
      
      "Life with my girl is out of balance, but I just cantilever."

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      curiozitiesposted 16 years agoin reply to this

      ROFL!

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   curiozitiesposted 16 years ago

   Can you tell me where Napoleon was born?  'Course I can (Corsican)!
   
   Don't kiss your honey when her nose is runny, you might think it's funny but it snot. 
   
   

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   puppascottposted 16 years ago

   Very good curio...
   
   A funeral director wanted to join Hub Pages to tell his stories, but he didn't know how to post mortem.

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   \Brenda Scullyposted 16 years ago

   they are getting better all the time..........

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   Pete Maidaposted 16 years ago

   My uncle is so fat he had more chins than a Hong Kong telephone directory.

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   \Brenda Scullyposted 16 years ago

   i heard about not having a phone in China
     So Many Wings and Wongs, You could wing da wong number.
   
   Ah well it's almost 2a.m.

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    Anti-Valentineposted 16 years ago

    Acupuncture is a jab well done.

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    RooBeeposted 16 years ago

    Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
    -- Fred Allen

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    puppascottposted 16 years ago

    An old seadog is writing his memoirs about his later life as a fry cook. He's calling it "A Salt and Battery."

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