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Kitten Cannon: Horrifying and Disgusting Comments

Updated on March 5, 2011

Kitten Cannon Horrifying and Disgusting Comments

Recently the hub titled "Kitten Cannon: Horrifying and Disgusting" was published. A virtual firestorm of comments, both positive and negative, continues to pour in from all corners of the digital world. Significant numbers of comments contravene the boundaries of good taste. In an effort to provide clarification, we present a random sampling of reader comments along with commentary.

While all comments are welcome, not all will be accepted for publication. Please take a few moments to peruse this helpful compendium of comment commentaries. Feel free to request clarification if necessary; we are always here to help.

This is Acceptable but Offensive

KT from Riker's Island writes...

Your hub about the Kitten Cannon stinks! Your writing is reminiscent of 3rd graders with crayons who have binged on Captain Crunch and stayed up all night watching Hannah Montana reruns. Turn off your computer. Lighten up. Get a life and a spell checker.

Author's Response: Obviously this person favors Hemingway and Proust. Perhaps he/she would be well served to frequent the writings of Stan Fletcher. Mr. Fletcher provides a distinctly highbrow approach to post-modern angst.

This is not Acceptable

HL from Cyberspace writes...

After reading your hub on the Kitten Cannon online game, I suggest that you cram your ******* into your ******** and launch your ******* into the outer reaches of your ******* until your ******* touches your ******* and ******** rabbits dine on your *********.

Author's Response: Comments such as this are inevitably deleted. If HL cannot be bothered to think up real words rather than uninspired asterisks, we cannot be bothered with his opinions.

Feel free to launch a comment toward us.
Feel free to launch a comment toward us.

This is Acceptable but Embarrassing

RN from Pennsylvania writes...

Your father and I did not raise you to be such a potty mouth. If you must write about disgusting subjects such as Kitten Cannons, please assume a nom de plume in order to protect the family. Your brother plans to run for the Senate some day.

Author's Response: Obviously this is why I moved out of the basement.

This is Always Welcome

RH from New York Writes...

We here at The Times are extremely agog at your writing skillz. Your good-natured skewering of pop culture icons is peppered with pop culture references and biting satiric satire. You must trundle yourself over to the East Coast and join us in our quest for really good writing. Name your price. Give our best to Fluffy.

Author's Response: This would be less pathetic if it didn't come from a server in Nigeria.

This is Simply Sad

D Beaner from HubSpace writes...

I love kitties. You are mean to kitties. No one should fire a fluffy kitty from a cannon, even with an iPhone. You are bad for making fun of kitties in cannons. Maybe you should send yourself in a cannon. You would not bounce very far. I hope you would land on bomb or spikes or plant that eats you.

Author's Response: This must have taken hours to compose.


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    • nicomp profile imageAUTHOR

      nicomp really 

      7 years ago from Ohio, USA

      @Stan Fletcher: No one looks that good without financial backing. ;)

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      Stan Fletcher 

      7 years ago from Nashville, TN

      This was hilarious. And your observation of the height of my brow is most accurate. My blood is blue also. And the spoon in my mouth is silver. I'm glad you, and perhaps only you, were able to discern this from my posts.

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      8 years ago from Nibiru

      nicomp: My keyboard is better now. Yes, I am happy to have been included. One slight error though -- a fluffy kitty tends to get hung up in the bore. I prefer mine shaved for better aiming for where you want to go.

    • nicomp profile imageAUTHOR

      nicomp really 

      8 years ago from Ohio, USA

      @dabeaner : Just kidding! I thought you'd like to be included in the joke. No offense intended.

    • dabeaner profile image


      8 years ago from Nibiru

      "Simply Sad"? I thought you were kidding. You don't really like kitties? Nrw mw kgybiard *s acdeng fooni bdcausr uf mw tears dtippang in ot.


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